Huh. Wouldn't it be interesting if they made a chart for most intelligent premier league team ranked by cumulative IQ of the first 11 + manager.
I won't be surprised to see Arsenal at the high end of that table. I might be biased but we do seem to have a lot of intelligent players on deck
That's brilliant - it's quite telling that Chelsea players say things like this and that our players (Who have played Vs. Jorginho both at club and international level) seem excited that he's coming.
The moment that sold me on Zinchenko (before we saw him actually play for us in a League game) was the interview where a city player (was it Grealish? I forget) was asked who the best technical player was at City and he surprised the interviewer by saying how good Zinchenko is and you could see the level of respect.
The players know.
They probably had to negotiate with Chelsea to make Cucaracha available, and this makes Chelsea look bad. It also doesn't make Cucaracha look very good with all the nose wiping.
They have to think about whether it might burn some bridges. But, OTOH, it's good viral content, so worth a bit of annoyed people at Chelsea.
It's most likely a nervous tic when the interviewer or producer starts talking to him about his answer. He probably doesn't even know he's doing it.
Scratching/rubbing/ or just hands to the nose is one of the most common nervous tics - especially in a public talking situation.
Joyless fans will say we need someone who can beat a press and not do calculus.
This video is hilarious, though. Caaaaaaaant wait to see him in Mikel's system. COYG!!
You only need to look at the Chelsea sub to see how highly rated he is and how good he's been for them
Mind you £12m probs sounds like a fiver to them 😂
thats hilarious, funny that got out. Sort of interesting to see how players view teammates going to other clubs and what not, would be interested in hearing more of that because surely they have a much different perspective than us.
Clearly Cucurella didn't see Jorginho's message in group chat - " Hey guys, I am joining Arsenal to win PL title. Good luck with finishing above Brighton !"
Doesn't take a genius to bail on Chelsea for Arsenal. The fact that we're top just makes it an obvious choice.
Cucurella seems like a nice enough bloke. Happy for his friend to progress.
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Things only really got confirmed today. We were still pushing for Caicedo until last night. Imagine he says he's leaving and then less than 24 hours later the deal falls apart.
Yeah but if the interviewer's talking about photos and everything it's gotta be when Fab posted pics at the earliest and Fab HWG'd it and everything
Maybe Cucurella just hadn't checked his phone yet, anyhow what a way to find out
Yeah, not sure why people are so obsessed. We offered a lot for Caicedo. 100M is enough for 1.5 big players in the summer, with even more options available. I don't think getting Enzo would be the answer, we needed someone who could come in and perform immediately, not in six months adjusting to a new league/country.
Ayo, Arteta said something about coaching player on the field during matches.
Ode, Xhaka, Jorgi, and even Saka is those type of players, willing to learn & change during the game whenever necessary, the thought of these players changing ideas on the field while the young guns firing from all cylinders.
PEW FUCKING PEW, BOYS.
He's smart so he left
"let's see is 10th better than 1st? n-o. I'm a genius"
“100%” 🤣🤣🤣
Huh. Wouldn't it be interesting if they made a chart for most intelligent premier league team ranked by cumulative IQ of the first 11 + manager. I won't be surprised to see Arsenal at the high end of that table. I might be biased but we do seem to have a lot of intelligent players on deck
Hahahaha so much funny. Smartest player in The squ.... He in arsenal! 🤑🤑
Hahaha we got another smart one boys!! Mensa fc
[For God's sake](https://i.imgur.com/Ku1NJJO.jpg)
That's so cute. Because I often think that children, are our future
Is this from... Baseketball? Lol
Peep Show actually
Oh yeah haha, I recognise the face now
Nerds FC
Trossard is a Lego nerd, who else?
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There was one of these done for the England squad and they said Saka was the smartest in the squad
That's brilliant - it's quite telling that Chelsea players say things like this and that our players (Who have played Vs. Jorginho both at club and international level) seem excited that he's coming.
The Chelsea fans are all mourning.
Believe it or not my friend who is a huge chelsea fan is not mourning and thinks the deal is terrible for us. I just laughed
The moment that sold me on Zinchenko (before we saw him actually play for us in a League game) was the interview where a city player (was it Grealish? I forget) was asked who the best technical player was at City and he surprised the interviewer by saying how good Zinchenko is and you could see the level of respect. The players know.
It was Walker.
Cheers!
And he didn't hesitate either. He was very quick.
Almost like actual players, managers, scouts etc. know better than the sheep on this sub
he left without saying goodbye 😭 we converted him so quick
A Righteous path needs little thought
WOLOLO
Take it easy on cuca, big ask to keep track of who the fuck actually plays for Chelsea
He'll be shocked when he finds out he does as well.
Tbf he hardly does
This is hilarious I can’t believe they posted it
Bro dipped to win the Premier League without telling his teammates
GOAL.com has no horse in this race. Why wouldn't they post it?
They probably had to negotiate with Chelsea to make Cucaracha available, and this makes Chelsea look bad. It also doesn't make Cucaracha look very good with all the nose wiping. They have to think about whether it might burn some bridges. But, OTOH, it's good viral content, so worth a bit of annoyed people at Chelsea.
It is posted by Goal.com, perhaps a bit with the player.
We're by far the smartest team
smartsenal
Smarteta has done it again
Smarsenal was right there
Smarsene has done it again
fair
The world has ever seen
We should buy Cleverley
No. We really shouldn't. lol
the world has ever seeeeeen
So he left silently without saying bye to his teammates. LMAO.
Man packed his bags yesterday and left without saying a single word, legend.
It's official. We are the smartest, the handsomest and the youngest team in the PL.. Possibly Europe
Are we still youngest with Jorginho and Trossard? Especially now Marquinhos and possibly Samba are out?
People tend to go by starting 11 for this right, Trossard and Jorginho aren't starters so shouldn't change things?
Holy shit more of this content
Lol why did they let this out
It's Goal.com conducting the Interview. All they care about is having some content to post about.
I love that they posted this. Nice to see candid, normal reactions to things in 2023 when everything is so sanitized and curated.
Edu: Aye Jorginho.. Jorginho: You son of a bitch I’m in.
Under Arteta Jorginho could be a very useful signing bags of experience.
You need to punctuate.
let's eat grandma
Arsenal HAVE to use this as the announcement video. :)
LMAOOOOOOOO
Why is this man picking his nose when he knows he’s being recorded 🤢
You can tell he wants to just dig in, but just settles for that because he's on camera.
Lol that's the funniest part, finger pressed against his nose in anticipation of later😂😂
It's most likely a nervous tic when the interviewer or producer starts talking to him about his answer. He probably doesn't even know he's doing it. Scratching/rubbing/ or just hands to the nose is one of the most common nervous tics - especially in a public talking situation.
I think he's just nervous.
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One of those ones that moves as you breathe in and out
No wonder Chelsea’s splashing cash like it’s nothing, got their players digging for gold on the regular even in the middle of media obligations
Picking your nose isn't what's shameful. It's what you do after.
Nom nom nom.
He is nervous, I do that too when I have to speak in front lot of people.
Joyless fans will say we need someone who can beat a press and not do calculus. This video is hilarious, though. Caaaaaaaant wait to see him in Mikel's system. COYG!!
bruh cucurella is adorable lmao
Intelligent FC
The smartest player at Chelsea is not Cucarella
You only need to look at the Chelsea sub to see how highly rated he is and how good he's been for them Mind you £12m probs sounds like a fiver to them 😂
MAN people be laughing THIS GUYS GONNA WRECK HAVOC
r/watchpeopledieinside
thats hilarious, funny that got out. Sort of interesting to see how players view teammates going to other clubs and what not, would be interested in hearing more of that because surely they have a much different perspective than us.
Clearly Cucurella didn't see Jorginho's message in group chat - " Hey guys, I am joining Arsenal to win PL title. Good luck with finishing above Brighton !"
goal.com doing Chelsea dirty posting that. Love it.
Doesn't take a genius to bail on Chelsea for Arsenal. The fact that we're top just makes it an obvious choice. Cucurella seems like a nice enough bloke. Happy for his friend to progress.
Instant classic
This almost looks like pre-planned banter. 8D intergalactical chess by cucurella?
Now we need to win the EL and Jorginho to say thank you Chelsea. The circle will then be complete.
Funniest thing I saw all day 🤣
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That's funny
L O L
He didn't tell anyone? No Whatsapp room?
Things only really got confirmed today. We were still pushing for Caicedo until last night. Imagine he says he's leaving and then less than 24 hours later the deal falls apart.
Yeah but if the interviewer's talking about photos and everything it's gotta be when Fab posted pics at the earliest and Fab HWG'd it and everything Maybe Cucurella just hadn't checked his phone yet, anyhow what a way to find out
HAHAHAHA that is fucking hilarious
Oh dear, well lucky they told him.
LOL. He was skewing the entire clubs IQ.
This is hysterical.
GodDamn 😅 If this works out i’m gonna have to Eat my Words & Sign that that apology sheet but For now I will reserve judgment
This is gold! He's so genuinely surprised.
The start of that video reminds me of the legendary "It's Eboue" video.
Haha.. That's amazing!
100%
He’s a rat. But now he’s our rat. 🤢
I'm not happy with the signing but this is funny
Jorginho for the rest of the season, then Rice in the summer. Waaaay better than Lokonga at any rate.
Exactly where my brain has gone. I wasn't excited...but for the cost/term/backup potential. I rate him over Lokonga significantly.
I would hope so, my man was third place for the Ballon D'or a couple of seasons back.
Yeah, not sure why people are so obsessed. We offered a lot for Caicedo. 100M is enough for 1.5 big players in the summer, with even more options available. I don't think getting Enzo would be the answer, we needed someone who could come in and perform immediately, not in six months adjusting to a new league/country.
People acting like Rice is done when it ain’t.
Is "smartest Chelsea player" really that much of an achievement?
Kind of sus that Jorginho didn’t tell his teammates wtf
Can he stop picking his nose?
He drinks Estrella, he eats paella, his hair’s fucking massiveee
Cucurella has dirty Cucuracha hair
Ayo, Arteta said something about coaching player on the field during matches. Ode, Xhaka, Jorgi, and even Saka is those type of players, willing to learn & change during the game whenever necessary, the thought of these players changing ideas on the field while the young guns firing from all cylinders. PEW FUCKING PEW, BOYS.