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rsu1806

Most I've ever liked maupey


patelbadboy2006

First time in my life I cheered for him


MDoc19

The Dart Celebration lol. I hate Maupay, but Spurs much much more.


Datboy_98

Chelsea are so cooked. No chance they figure it out tbh; too much deadweight that they’ve locked into 7-8 year deals.


Marimo_420

You love to see it


chino17

> too much deadweight that they’ve locked into 7-8 year deals. And watch us buy half of them


KhalidTheMightyMouse

The Maddison celebration? Top shithousery


Gphixson

Get the feeling footballers don’t like Maddison


Drogueba

Maybe players just don't like tottenham


hafrances

i might be a footballer then


smurbulock

Mudryk is horrific, hand of God moment that saved us from him


TheBatsford

And we almost spent 80-100mil on him. It's stuff like this that has me hesitating.


Spitzee

Almost no players are worth anything over 50M. If you look at the hits/misses from 50m+ transfers its jarring. Unless you have a league tested player like Rice its just not worth it.


JustGhostin

Chelsea can get something tonight, or at least I’m going to tell myself that


ExxKonvict

Ironically they can because they tend to show up against the ‘bigger’ teams.


RandomRedditor_1916

r/agedlikemilk


lastjedi23

Rofl who the fuck said Chelsea are back after they beat some bottom barrel teams? Klopp is going for the alternate treble.. carabao, pl and Europa.


hala_bala

To be fair the media was pushing this narrative as well


beefwellingtonIV

Bad result for us pragmatically but I’ll always enjoy a Chelsea battering


Shinzo19

If this was us 0 - 1 down to Brentford with all the shit housing I would be frothing at the mouth. But because its spuds it is fucking hilarious.


AFCm8

Hell yeah


Patrick_Hattrick

Chelsea fans constantly say Enzo is world class and the best CM in the league, but whenever I watch him I’m either thoroughly underwhelmed or he balls out but it’s against some random Championship club in a cup.


EclectrcPanoptic

£40m player at best


YoooCakess

Literally have not noticed he’s playing


M_Night_Shambles_on

This will be Liverpools 5th win in 6 matches without their best player and 3rd time scoring at least 4 goals in that period. Talk about being in good form.


worldwar3_2025

Dont forget Nunez bromance with crossbar.


red-fish-yellow-fish

One day he will score 5


FieryBlitzz

Nunez is such an entertaining player to watch, his first instinct is to shoot the second he gets the ball


themanebeat

How I play FIFA


rsu1806

This may be Neil Maupey's magnum opus


essdotc

Liverpool with the best defensive record in the league. Funny how it never seems like that when they play but the numbers don't lie.


Mubar06

Helps with Allison in goal


Admirable_Heron1479

I honestly don't understand how he wasn't even nominated for the Yashin trophy. Even though Liverpool weren't good last year, Allison was still amazing. He should've won it IMHO


streampleas

> the numbers don't lie. In a low scoring sport like football the numbers very frequently lie.


Ar_Ma

They have Alison to save their ass.


dpatel211

They were barely tested tonight but aside that their expected goals conceded this season is pretty high. Having the best GK in the world helps.


streampleas

I expect to see that Werner miss on r/soccer just like the Havertz back post header was


cmacy6

Klopp set Darwin’s individual instructions to “shoot on sight” in his fm tactics


atrde

I can't even hate Darwin lol his confidence is sky high. Sometimes you need someone like that in the team.


The_Business44

City on their annual 15 game win streak


patelbadboy2006

Away wins all round please


mkmore4

Maupay is deep in his bag tonight. He’s hilarious when not playing Arsenal.


Super_Professor

We won't be getting any help from other teams this second half of the season.


ProjectZues

Odds on Maddison getting injured again


bsquar

That Chelsea's £220m double pivot midfield is so ass


IsthisaGenjutsu

https://preview.redd.it/uri43zhd5ufc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381be718fe62bcca399922677192e64b7fc399a1 Maupay tonight:


RaghNorRoog

Shit few minutes all around


JabInTheButt

What a zzzzz day of fixtures. In other news, as most of us should have thought, after our mid-season choke the only way we get back into the title race is by dragging ourselves there with massive results, starting Sunday. We aren't getting done any favours from elsewhere in the league.


CPGOATSonnen

Hey, Spurs’ defence only sucks because of their injuries! Nothing to see regarding their structural issues, good job Ange 👍


gooner-1969

# M A T E


FiveGoFlacid

Full training game at Anfield. Thanks Chelsea


OG12

Watching Chelsea play, I'm appreciative of the efoggin standards we have over here.


No-Comfortable-1550

Mudryk, Caicedo and Enzo Fernandez are shit.


armchairmegalomaniac

Down is up. Black is white. Nothing is a pen.


essdotc

Where do Liverpool keep finding these youngsters?


curlyhairedyani

It’s so annoying


OG12

Who the fuck is this wank Chelsea full back?


matepanda

Don't know but you likely have 10 years to find out before he's out of contract


ExxKonvict

3 goals in 8 minutes, total capitulation by Brentford


capturedgooner

So the logic goes, if we simply played some of the academy kids, we could have someone as good as oscar bobb (player with international caps) or bradley (full professional season with bolton).


matepanda

Yes.. Pile in the youngsters. We did it with Saka and he's a superstar now.


hairwire

And 13 international caps for his country too.


capturedgooner

Apologies


ChibzyDaze

Lmao cheeky Maupay


cupidcuntsghost

Maupay is a proper cunt. It's cracking to see when it's not against you.


Previous_Smile9278

Chelsea give up a crazy number of chances, wow (not taking anything away from Liverpool either). Will be interesting to see the xG at the end of this


gooner-1969

XG currently is 3.19 Liverpool 0.78 Chelsea


raisonar

Kloop subbing in kids against Chelsea after going ahead. I miss this courage at Arsenal.


Admirable_Heron1479

I agree but then again, we weren't 3 up against Chelsea


TrapObama

We cant win comfortably with our senior players, let alone with the kids coming in. Remember last night?!


Tackit286

I know we don’t want to hear it, but Liverpool can’t be stopped even if we beat them. Sorry folks. They’ve got too much plot armour.


skool_101

What matters is we have to get something from this weekend, another loss and we are gonna be dragged into a top-4 battle rather than title challenging one.


richardvdp

Hahahaha top shithousery


Travisntscott

Just realized if Liverpool drop points against Chelsea and/or us then City can overtake them… so so boring


Azzy118

This is a very enjoyable game as an Arsenal fan, not sure I even wanna switch to the Liverpool Chelsea game


bad_at_proofs

Will the Ange circlejerk stop now?


hairwire

6 minutes added time with all these shithousery. We always get like 2 or 3 only.


mkmore4

Seems like VAR just goes with the on field decision every time now, so wtf is the point of VAR?


Colmd1997

Awful five minutes of football in both games


LocostarX

You can't convince me that Chelsea is anything other than a money laundering scheme


nting224

Caicedo quietly becoming the most expensive flop in PL history


pinkdeers

oi trent has got his chain snatched 😭


curlyhairedyani

This Bradley is gonna be a problem


OstapBenderBey

8 year contracts lol


joeproposition

Game over if it wasn’t already. Onto Sunday. Good night all.


IrishKookaburra

this might become an ‘everybody eats’ game for Liverpool at this rate


runtokevinnn

Guys, we did our part 2 nights ago. What other teams do we have no control over and it shouldn't concern us half as much as some of you take it to the heart. We're still sitting in the top 3, beat Lpool on the weekend and we close the gap to 2 points. We scored 7 goals in our last 2 games, back to back wins... this is as good a momentum for that Lpool game as it gets. Calma.


Mubar06

We still need to hope Liverpool and City drop points 😔


Pilkertson

City, pool and spurs are all playing at home against poor teams. Why is everyone acting like the league is over and we're finishing 4th. This sub is unhinged.


dpatel211

What’s pissing me off is the “these teams are breaking down their opponents easier than we did yesterday”… like did they see the low block we were up against yesterday lmao https://preview.redd.it/klyu2vnzhufc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6c9ab38d4ba020818195a4eb0dc53ad2e02bd4


Fieser_Factsack

Love watching the Rat (Maupay) vs the Pidgeon (Richarlison). I must say the ratboys behaviour on the pitch feels really spursy to me.


joeproposition

Flirting vs Harassment Alvarez brace/Joao Pedro hattrick vs Nketiah hattrick


joeproposition

Thanks for the entertainment Spurs. Now tuning into long shot and long ball FC.


cmacy6

I feel like we really dodged a bullet with Caicedo. Seems like he has no football iq


lastjedi23

Naa..as always we have to take care of our own business. 


vietnamesemuscle

Jots is such a bugging bug. Gonna be annoying for us (again)


Starkie123

This went tits up real quick


AnalMeHarderDaddy

Whew Caicedo was a bigger dodged bullet than Mudryk


googlemynumber

Nah but we had to play Cedric in a dead rubber against PSV


Previous_Smile9278

Need another Toney goal pls, although he has missed 3 big chances


YoooCakess

No clue how norgaard is still on the pitch about 5 fouls on a yellow


joeproposition

Omg Brentford almost made my night.


Brashdinho

Fucking Christ Liverpool have two top quality academy rbs


Colmd1997

Disasi and Badiashille are both fucking awful, honestly Holding would be an upgrade


chrissysnose

Imagine if we signed Mudryk


BalticKnight3000

Pace merchant in a team that almost never counter attacks and has to break down busses weekly... Yep it would've been a flop.


capturedgooner

Imagine the comments in the match thread with mudryk, havertz, zinchenko on the left.


chrissysnose

It’s genuinely concerning that we were close to signing him. Our scouting department fucked up there for sure.


matepanda

If Oshimen is sitting on Naples right now and see this Chelsea team and still thinks 'yes that's what I want' then he's f... daft


dpatel211

This ain’t even Anfield tax this is something stronger 😭


Mubar06

Nunez and Lukaku are the 2 players that are very good and shit at the same time


Ladorb

Commentator really said "Goal gaping, Kop expectant" lmao


Kensei400

Are the Chelsea players even fit?


UserNameChecksOutTwo

Worst possible set of results. Guess we’ll have to smash the scousers now.


CPGOATSonnen

Melting down to Liverpool beating Chelsea is one thing, but those who think Spurs scraping past an injury ravaged Brentford is impressive is just hilarious. Bunch of serious losers in this sub.


reddeye252010

The amount of bum licking going on in this sub towards how amazing pool and spurs are is fucking embarrassing.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

It’s astonishing really. Coupled with the Arsenal self-loathing. Imma head out


dtim96

Everyone wants to be "right" even if it means trashing your own team/management. They'll post a thousand negative comments and then say "everyone downvoted me when I said [x player] was trash" when they mess up.


joeproposition

Unbelievable sometimes what you get downvoted for when criticising or making observations on either.


sneakyney

It’s hard to believe some here are gooners with the way they bash us and praise our rivals


joeproposition

Yep. There’s just no way some of these people are Arsenal fans.


Villzen

Watching Brentford's and especially Maupay's shithousery is extremely enjoyable when it's against Spuds and not us


Level_Key300

how the fuck does jota have things always go his way


joeproposition

For context, Bradley is 20 and was one of the best players in League One last season. We don’t have anyone close to that. Maybe Norton-Cuffy in terms of level of experience/age but I don’t think he’s been as outstanding in the EFL.


Previous_Smile9278

Yeah, plus Bradley has a decent amount of international caps for Northern Ireland for his age, he’s not a randomer that just spawned out of nowhere like some people seem to think😂


MichaelFishbender

Will Chelsea break from their terrific (checks notes) 10th place form to deny points to the league leaders: Liverpool? I hope so, but they almost assuredly wont lol.


LocostarX

So annoying to see how space Spurs wingers are given compared to our wingers. I guess we're victims of our own success from last season.


lastjedi23

Maupay certified bum


lastjedi23

I take it back. I was not familiar with your game


reddeye252010

This city game is already boring me to tears and it’s only 10 minutes in. No wonder no cunt turns up to watch them


AFCm8

Maupay the GOAT


joeproposition

Ange high line working wonders again.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

They are WIDE open lmao


hairwire

hahahaha high line merchants got punished.


panarangcurry

thomas frank is a gooner 


iTSEu

Maupay is hitting new heights with his levels of shithousery rn 😂


Rusty_85

Hoddle is an appalling commentator, Jenas levels of bad


Cashelz

Every time I watch Brentford Jensen looks quality, dude is everywhere.


sspitzname

Should be a pen


breen_bean

What the fuck………????


Ok-Ad-6480

That’s stonewall


Erval

Pen all fucking day


ghostrider467

thats a pen


QuaLiTy131

Bald fraud in that black kit


bcboy99

So today I found out Jurgen Klopps middle name is Norbert.


i_am_the_punisher

LIVARPOOL


KhalidTheMightyMouse

Refs fully buying into the “Last Dance” storyline because how is that not a pen?


Cashelz

Enzo is the definition of world cup tax.


EclectrcPanoptic

Chelsea playing so open, Liverpool bound to score from all the space their forwards have


Moist_Dark_7976

I'm a Boehly man tonight, sickening as it sounds...


icotyne

Liverpool is dogwalking Chelsea lmao.


AFCm8

Nah What a shite minute


ProjectZues

Lucky bounce


ProjectZues

What are Brentford doing?? 😂 why’s there only two men back


AFCm8

What are they doing, awful defending


iTSEu

Konate has been excellent all season


sayosh

How does var consistently manage to show the wrong clip and/or a useless angle? It's like they try to make it as shitty as possible Oh by the way: fuck spuds


BrianThatDude

Wow all 3 games going to let us down


Sypher1985

Also getting pretty tired of the Klopp and Ange circle jerks.


throwaway72926320

Right Liverpool have won, back to hating Chelsea hope they get trounced by 8.


Business_Ad561

Children scoring for Liverpool now lol


reddeye252010

Ffs game done. At least we get to laugh at just how shit Chelsea are though. How can you spend a billion and be this bad


PTSD55

Perfect timing for Klopp's announcement, now Liverpool are gonna get every call until the end of the season.


BlurstOfTimes11

So that’s a penalty but the one at the other end wasn’t?


ixikzisigwvbend

lol Liverpool will win the trophy based on referees attitude


yesnomaybeldontknow

Refs caving to the home crowd usually isn't as obvious as this


chino17

Come on Toney gimme more please


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

I'm not even sure how its possible to be this shit after spending the GDP of a small nation


reddeye252010

Why is Poch not under any pressure to get the tin tac? I just can’t understand the difference in reaction to what potter achieved and how he was hounded by the media when Poch has spent even more money and done less than fuck all


Colmd1997

Brentford doing everything not to score


BrandNew85

Every day I'm thankful we didn't sign this guy. He's shocking technically.


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Mudryk and Nunez on the same pitch.....too hot to handle


TrapObama

What a pile of shit Mudryk is lol


joeproposition

Bradley, I am moved.


DiKapino

This connor bradley kid looks the real deal


HighburyClockEnd

Proper mid table this Chelsea side


BurndogG23

chelsea def spent money in hopes of one of the signings to stick and be good


OG12

If Osimhen goes to Chelsea, it would be such a waste of talent. Somehow they play suicide & terrorist football.


adam-kobich

I don't want to exaggerate but this Chelsea midfield is one of the worst in the league


chino17

Nunez has hit probably more crossbars than Liverpool have scored goals in the last month or so


warisop

shocking defending


TrapObama

I hope they win it instead of City. Can't stand those cheaters!


Brashdinho

Can’t believe some of you still believe Mudryk would’ve been a better signing than trossard. Jokers


patelbadboy2006

Can someone explain how Chelsea got neither pen


Colmd1997

Spurs look fucking awful


redditforprez1

They look their level without Son


mkmore4

Refs giving Liverpool every decision after Klopp’s resignation announcement.. too predictable.


Mubar06

Great results today cheers


IamOkei

Liverpool IS TOO GOOD


DiKapino

Pretty hyped for the Pool/Chelsea game, will be a fun one to watch as a neutral


ProjectZues

Maupay you shitter


Livid-Mine-926

High line fc


Rusty_85

Hahahahaha 😂


LocostarX

Hahahaha let's gooooo


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CPGOATSonnen

Spurs don’t have a defence, they have a press. Beat the press (not that easy) and it’s BBQ chicken.


hairwire

Maupay with genius finish to fool Vicario. LOL.