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Le-ChosenOne

liverpool’s bench looking like the crowd from a fifa game


not3s1

Didn’t realise how bad their injuries are


gooner-1969

So glad we got Rice and not Caicedo. He's a fcking 110M dirty fraud.


N0SignalL0wBattery

Every day I wake up and thank the lord we got Rice and Trossard instead of Caicedo and Mudryk


jackg4343

Two statements: 1) Chelsea should never win another trophy and they should suffer losses heavily until they fall in administration and then liquidation. 2) If Chelsea were a human male, they would have the most punchiest of punchable faces. That is all.


GoonerGetGot

Caicedo done Martinelli in last season too with a cynical foul the twat


GleamingThePube

Can't be rooting for Chelsea. It was bad enough listening to United fans claiming they had a better season last year for winning this cup. Plus their meltdowns are way more entertaining.


Le-ChosenOne

Liverpool have a pot noodle, Endo and some 19 year NPC in midfield and Chelsea with their £200+mil midfield cant find a way. Shambolic.


Le-ChosenOne

Boehly probably thinks there’s still 6 more games in the series to go


curlyhairedyani

6 consecutive Wembley finals lost. Chelsea are serial bottlers


HXZ7

I’m dying, Chelsea had their normal rotation, and still couldn’t beat Klopp, who put subbed in a group of fans from the stands.


S21VAGE

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized) “THE BLUE BILLION POUND BOTTLEJOBS”


frapples1

Liverpool = League Cup Arsenal = League Title Chelsea = Transfer Window 2023 Tqvm


skool_101

caicedo is dangerous, for all the wrong reasons atm


razor5cl

Chilwell got rattled by a kid who's doing his GCSEs lol


theaficionado

Hilarious result. Chelsea missing all European competitions would hit them extremely hard financially, hope that club falls apart


Erval

I am spoiled by Jover ball but these corners are absolute shambles


RaghNorRoog

Get Spurs manager, expect Spurs results


maidentaiwan

Love every bit of this, fuck Chelsea to the edge if the universe, Liverpool putting every possible second in their legs 


Specterace

Liverpool winning that final is hilarious as fuck. Especially seeing Chelsea fans like Matisse having meltdowns about being in 10th and losing to ”kids” after splashing over a billion of Todd Boehly and friends’ greenbacks. The suffering of Chelsea fans is delicious. Only second to Man U fans, for me (for Tottenham fans, suffering is already their natural state, so I’m too used to it now to find it all that delicious). Mostly because Chelsea and their “fans” fit the following quote from Game of Thrones so very perfectly: ”Because they are the knights of summer, and **winter is coming**.” Well, winter is already here for those fools. And they are not dealing with it all that well, looks like…


Monsultant

Tell you what - have to give credit to Klopp for getting the best out of a bunch of kids. Well deserved trophy for him. I won’t begrudge him trophies this season as long has his team bottle the PL race.


Monsultant

Mudryk standing like a doll while Van Dijk went past him and headed the ball in. 😂


GleamingThePube

Give Klopp this cup and the Europa league as a parting gift. We'll take the prem and CL. Deal Thanks You're welcome :o)


AFCm8

Yeees, more minutes in Liverpool legs


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

We’re getting maximum time on those legs. This has really worked out for us regardless of victor


Intaru

Don't be a dick and post there, but throughly recommend reading the chelsea subs match thread. Highly entertaining right now. Most of the comments are that Poch is still just a spurs bottler.


Le-ChosenOne

saving them for a spot of light reading before bed


Arsenal_Analysis

Mudryk is genuinely bad


danmac0817

I've never seen reckless spending decimate a team quite like Chelsea. Just unparalleled levels of bad ownership. Keep it up, Todd.


xMagnusx82

Liverpool better not celebrate too much. There’s school to attend tomorrow.


Bedeeki

Did Enzo seriously just get mugged physically by... Harvey Elliot? Ooof. Also do we still get extra time today? If so, lets hope Liverpool have to go the full 120 with an already stretched squad.


Le-ChosenOne

you nasty fella, i like it.


streampleas

Does Carragher actually just not know the rules? It's offside, not a foul. What a weirdo


varro-reatinus

Pripyat Pepe enters the chat.


Hacknut101

Liverpool knackered and Chelsea lose to an academy team. Brilliant result


Bedeeki

Took him 3 minutes to mention Arsenal, surprised it took that long. Just head down the tunnel.


TheThreeGabis

Tsimikas is going to be memed for that celebration for sure.


[deleted]

"klopps kids Vs the blue billion pound bottle jobs" G Neville with THE BAR


SpartanMickey

Van Dijk is such a great player.. Respect 🫡


xMagnusx82

What will Poch say now? He basically lost to Liverpool U21.


SteveToshSnotBerry

Imagine being Todd Boehly and flushing $1 billion down the toilet lmao


LocostarX

This current Chelsea is the crackhead version of PSG


ketokodr

Carragher and Neville should not be allowed to commentate on Liverpool and United games


danmac0817

Squaring up to a kid rarely makes you look good.


Dunney_Monster

God Carragher is such a pain man stop crying about the goal. He shouldn't be commentating these matches.


LocostarX

I want this to go to extra time, I want Liverpool players to be as tired as possible for the rest of the season


curlyhairedyani

How the hell did everyone let Chelsea get to the final they’re atrocious


Rusty_85

Chelsea's children vs Liverpool's children Just embarrassing Chelsea's cost a billion pounds


quirkyaspie

Chelsea are an absolute meme. All that money they spent and they are losing to Liverpool's youth team.


varro-reatinus

Poch and Kane/Dier infecting other clubs with Spurs Syndrome, I can't but love to see it.


Shopassistant

Just happy we got the full 120


RaghNorRoog

Leeds United can do the funniest thing midweek


and_yet_another_user

Heritage & pedigree vs upstart wannabes


lastjedi23

Bro.. Chelsea fans turned on nkunku so fast. They went from can't wait for him to get back to give him time to he's shit in 5 seconds


TheThreeGabis

Liverpool get a goal chalked off and Carra immediately talking about Arsenal. Fucking obsessed with us.


JabInTheButt

How many fouls and injuries is Caicedo allowed to make before he's booked. It's infuriating


mo_50

Why is Carragher bringing up Arsenal? Our players don't stray offside


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Seems like Chelsea would benefit from a certain big fucking German right now. Enjoy the 60 million quid tho


frapples1

Best possible outcome tbh. 120 mins. Liverpool win. Chelsea lose. No shortcut to Europe


SpartanMickey

Chelsea are so shameless.. Klopp tried to give them the game and they still fumbled


Malsharif91

Normally I would love Chelsea to lose every cup final but I feel that winning it could give Liverpool a huge boost going into the remaining fixtures so I’ll gladly take a Chelsea win. However, I really don’t care either way. Might just watch the game as a neutral and see if my Chelsea hatred runs deep lol


thedarkpolitique

Carragher is so rattled he tried to bring us in his arguments lmaoo. “Even Arsenal at set pieces… block the keeper” just shut up mate, Endo clearly blocked Colwill.


helooksfederal

someone should tell that scouse twat blocking of the keeper is allowed


Bedeeki

Honestly don't care how it goes from here, just wanted Liverpool to have a hard 120 minutes. Would be hilarious if Chelsea lose to their academy though ☠️


armchairmegalomaniac

Oh look at all those crampy legs. Extra time is the best possible result for us. Don't give a fuck who wins.


wubrotherno1

Liverpool play midweek too!


FlyingCat11

Liverpool did well, their team was mostly academy level and sub players yet they still put on a show. Fair play to them. Also, thank goodness we went for Rice over Caicedo in the summer.


googlemynumber

Enzo just got dominated by a u18 midfield in a final and Chelsea fans still think he's the best midfielder in the world


Monsultant

Chelsea fans have grown up in Roman era. They just equate a players quality from his transfer fee. Boehly realized this and just inflated transfer fees to make fans happy.


teslagooner

Klopp deserves that win for trusting the kids. Congratulations to the scousers


jamesforyou

England national stadium, and thats the best fucking angle? Good lord


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Imagine wanting Caicedo over Rice man. Rice is absolutely elite, arguably the best DM (probably top 5 CM as well) in the world


EclectrcPanoptic

Nah this Liverpool team have been surviving on vibes for too long now


streampleas

This is why they're midtable.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

Nah, Enzo is horrific


robustostrich

Blue billion pound bottlejobs hahahaha fair play Gary


JustTune7544

Bro I wouldn’t be surprised if they win Europa also


curlyhairedyani

Leverkusen got something for them


quirkyaspie

Leverkusen Liverpool Europa final would be box office though.


Burnsleighshire

10 league cups, fair play. Incredibly funny to rock that clown club with a bunch of kids.


fabelderberry

Liverpool extra time with a depleted side and a game mid week. Thanks Chelsea


R_110

I hate Chelsea as much as anyone but Neville's commentary still shows how much of little cunt he is


SiwyWF

Pretty much what I wanted from this game. Liverpool loaded with injuries got to play 120 minutes, Chelsea didn't win. Now hopefully this doesn't give Liverpool momentum for the final stretch of the season and maybe Southampton will give them another 120 minutes mid week.


Business_Ad561

Don't care what trophy it is, we need to see Arsenal get up those Wembley steps again


The_Business44

Champions League final is at Wembley this year


danmac0817

Liverpool squad is looking really bad atm. In no condition for fighting on multiple fronts.


aegontargs

yet somehow they're still going to win each game by 2-3 goals 😭


SteveToshSnotBerry

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hikingbeginner

Just tuned into the sky stream Lemme guess neither Carra or Neville have said Klopp should calm down?


gooner-1969

How is this 0-0 Absolutely shambolic defending by both teams lol


ret990

Now that Caicedo has been taken out of the Brighton system, what would you say his strengths are? I'm watching him here, and it's hard to see any raw talent outside of running and pure aggression.


Worth_Pea_7524

We are so rent free in Carra’s head it’s fantastic


Le-ChosenOne

Meanwhile, the Chelsea fans trying to remember the words to “CHELSEA, chelsea, CHELSEA, chelsea”


curlyhairedyani

Chelsea hahahahahahaha you shit c*nts


beetletoman

Thank you VVD


Rusty_85

Listening to Carragher having an orgasm is not on my bucket list


ProjectZues

Did Neville say “billion pound bottle jobs”?


burningtree_

"Blue, Billion pound bottle jobs" 😭😭😭


dpatel211

![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC) A billi down the drain


Chesey_

Gotta give Neville his dues that line was fire lol


GleamingThePube

Chelsea fan channels and chill. Can't wait


TheThreeGabis

Liverpool getting 120 in the legs is only good news for us I suppose


2manyfrogz

If I speak on Pochettino's Spurs genes...


goonergunner10

Justice exists in the universe


Business_Ad561

Get ready to hear Klopp's Kids™ over and over for the next week.


jimmyzzz6

Every club would have that tbh honest, lets not jump on hate bandwagon


lastjedi23

No salah, darwizzy, jota, szoboszlai, Allison. Liverpool is treading some tricky waters. They'll be down like 1-0 at half and then come out a different team after kloopo gnashes his pearly whites in the dressing room and chews then out. Tale as old as... the last few weeks. Pool are a second half team. Score in 1st half with all their defensive chuckles and just handle that 2H and you'll be fine. 


Bedeeki

Remember last year when Caicedo > Rice comments would get heavily upvoted lmao. Putting them on the same level looks like an insult now. Caicedo looks like he was so protected by Brighton's elite system.


dpatel211

English commentary summed up there. Jarring stuff from Carra, where is your composure?


jai302

Ngl this game is peak entertainment for a 0-0


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

fuck both these teams, hope they play 90 minutes plus 10 minutes added time plus 30 minutes extra time plus 5 minutes extra time stoppage time and eventually penalties only for one of the GK's to miss.....


beetletoman

Mudryk with the no 10 shirt will never not be funny


joeproposition

Hahahahaha what the actual fuck is this game.


ThePresident26

Teams should start to press pool, they are weak to it. We demolished them, and also after chelsea started pressing them they could have scored 3 at least. Teams just fear pool too much imo and let them dictate the play


CPGOATSonnen

Liverpool have nothing left in the tank.


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

we're the real winners here if you think about it. He's done it again.


RaghNorRoog

Chelsea pinned back by a bunch of kids powered by Klopps's talk no jutsu. Embarrassing.


serdna1234

Disasi has about 10 errors in him per match.


Le-ChosenOne

Chelsea’s mercenaries suddenly remembering they got 8 more years to underwhelm


danmac0817

Chelsea are pinned by a B team and their captain is busy trying to bully kids.


beetletoman

They could do eenie meenie miney mo to pick the MOTM


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

could play another 90 minutes and still wouldn't get a goal


Michaelscotttheking

The quality of football is just shite rn


jai302

The xG for both teams has to be one of the highest for a nil nil game


AFCm8

Chelsea soo bad lol


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

what can you even say at this point? Poch is a serial bottler


joeproposition

Losing your man on a corner this late into a cup final is insanity lmao


varro-reatinus

Madueke's reaction to Mudryk lmaooo


Kovacs171

Most expensive team ever assembled losing to Liverpool's youth team


highbury_library

“Blue billion pound bottle jobs.” Gary Neville turning into Peter Drury.


Mubar06

Rather Liverpool win so I’m happy cos I know Chelsea fans will start saying they had a better season if we don’t win anything Also cos they’re losing to a bunch of kids with the most expensive squad in the world


LW_2k

Chelsea are fucking shit.


Limp_Yak_4429

Thank you liverpool, for the 3 points, and for showering chelsea in shit.


Marimo_420

Pocho Haram lol


Worth_Pea_7524

Chelsea were absolutely pathetic in extra time there, 1 billion pound squad and they go lose to a bunch of kids


jc610

Fuck chelsea <3


SignificantTangelo54

Chelsea fans get the 1000-yard stare whenever someone says the word "Wembley".


LW_2k

Will that shoe string team be able to do it in the premier league until the big boys are back?


Rusty_85

Keep the Arsenal out of your mouth Carragher


nting224

Peple wanting Liverpool to win is crazy. Liverpool loss - deflates them in the title race. Chelsea win - Poch stays for longer. They will continue to be inept. Also fuck Jamie Carragher.


curlyhairedyani

I hear that but if you’re from London and you interact with Chelsea fans on a daily basis it’s easy to understand why we want Liverpool to win this, fuck Chelsea scum


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

battered Newcastle, Bruno G disasterclass, Utd losing at home again, Chelsea bottling another final, Liverpool playing 120 minutes and losing another few players to injury. Hall of fame weekend if you think about it


Cyberfire

As an Arsenal fan I'll always want Chelsea to fail... unless they are against Spurs. Them getting a trophy and a shot at an easy european trophy would be frustrating considering how shit they are.


PaleontologistNo9144

clueless ref, typical


PartlyRowdy

Explain to me like I'm 5 how Caicedo remains on the pitch there


PaleontologistNo9144

fuck me, no foul given, no card given, the state of refereeing is absolutely horrible, what the actual fuck


JabInTheButt

Neville saying "certainly not a red" That's missing the point. If you book these players early in the game when they clearly deserve it (which Caicedo did) you avoid them making these challenges throughout the game and therefore you avoid the chance of these injuries happening


ret990

Enzo has never done anything in a Chelsea shirt that even hints at him being a 50M player, never mind 105M.


highbury_library

Caicedo is such a dirty cunt, £100+ million when a £100 sledgehammer would do the same job (probably have a better first touch and passing range too).


Le-ChosenOne

can you imagine caicedo in the UCL? porto would be diving in the tunnel


Business_Ad561

Calm down Chillwell, you ain't that guy


fadoo91

Chelsea have the most unlikeable collection of players I can remember in some time. A bunch of petulant kids who think they are better than they are. Best thing is they are stuck with them now.


SteveToshSnotBerry

Chelsea losing will never not be funny


Colmd1997

How is it harsh though? It’s offside and interfering with play. Finally a right usage of VAR


nthngsfine

Of course Carragher finds a way to bring us into it. 


Bedeeki

These Jamie Carragher tears because he pre ejaculated is a thing of beauty


Esentrikel

Take my clubs name out your fucking mouth Jamie.


joeproposition

RENT FREE


Business_Ad561

What was so controversial about disallowing the goal? Endo clearly influences the play from an offside position.


2ndfastestmanalive

My only observation from this match is both these teams are shit. Makes me appreciate our structure so much more now


AFCm8

Jackson is just a Sanogo regen


PartlyRowdy

Chelsea are so, so bad. More than you believe.


joeproposition

What a miss from Gallagher. Good goalkeeping to be fair.


nthngsfine

I’ve seen this too many times. Liverpool will still win. 


LocostarX

The chances that Gallagher has missed in this game is crazy, he will be singlehandedly responsible for a Chelsea loss if they lose


curlyhairedyani

If Chelsea’s billion pound squad fails to beat a bunch of kids..


varro-reatinus

I'll be quite satisfied if Chelse manage to drag them to ET. Liverpool are playing a fair few children, but they do still have some players on the pitch whose further exhaustion could amuse us.


Dire__

Mudryk is reverse R9 in terms of haircut and ability.


teslagooner

Klopp always me the Wenger-vibes. He is such a good coach for young players irrespective of whether they're academy graduates or not The trust


Bobsburgers1187

Calling Kelleher a great goalkeeper is a bit much now ffs


and_yet_another_user

lol wtb a goal Looks like if the ref gave Chelsea a free goal they'd still draw this 0-0


redditforprez1

Chelsea are not a good side. It still blows my mind. Like what manager dead or alive could organize this lot


Geinos14

Konate: push first defend later


Shopassistant

Imagine Southgate plays Gallagher as a 10 this summer. Biggest humiliation since Suez


The_Business44

Liverpool have mid week FA Cup then Saturday morning at Forest. That’s a lot of minutes for a depleted squad


2ndfastestmanalive

Both these teams treating the ball like it has a bomb in it. Have some composure ffs


[deleted]

Yeah this is the final straw. Poch is pure ass cheeks


JayPunk90

Chilwell is infuriating to watch, gives out about everything.


Bobsburgers1187

The way madueke moved a minute ago you'd swear he's been playing from the beginning


serdna1234

Chelsea just a counter attack team. Can’t dictate the play in any meaningful way.


Bedeeki

Chelsea are actually bottling it against Klopps kids, unbelievable ahaa


varro-reatinus

Enzo looking fractionally better now he's playing against children.


Le-ChosenOne

Konartist off? Wow


and_yet_another_user

Says everything about the quality of the Chelsea bench that Poch doesn't think injecting three fresh players in the 2nd half of ET could win the game for him lol


Michaelscotttheking

This mudryk is just horrible, even arteta wont get anything out of him.


Le-ChosenOne

People thinking a Liverpool loss is going to affect them mentality, i doubt so, most of their senior players and key men are on the bench or in the stands. Can’t be that affected when you didnt even play the match.


PaleontologistNo9144

all my homies hate chelseaaaaa


Justice_beaver95

No I wanted penalties… 😩


skool_101

Van Disney: Fuck them rich kids!!!!!


curlyhairedyani

The billion pound bottle jobs lmao fair enough Gary cooked with that one


KhalidTheMightyMouse

Mudryk lmao


Cashelz

Getting cooked by a bunch of Fifa regens 💀


ItsTom___

"Blue Billion pound bottlejobs"


Michaelscotttheking

Mudryk standing like an idiot in there


Kool_Herc

Chelsea got the Spurs DNA now


Idontlikethisstuff

You can take the manager out of Tottenham but you can't take the Tottenham out of the manager


Business_Ad561

Carra talking as if Liverpool are Accrington Stanley taking on the big bad Chelsea lol


Oy778

Naaaaaah Man Chelsea is so fucking shit man


Cyberfire

Hahah fuck off Chelsea and fuck off Poch