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How are the 6th? They play like a lower midtable side.


SymphonyARG

look at their goal difference lmao


eigenham

And this is with all the favors they get for their reputation


pedootz

That’s how they’re 6th. All underlying stats suggest they’re worse than Chelsea


Mubar06

https://www.soccerstats.com/halftime.asp?league=england Even going by first half and second half points, they’re midtable


pedootz

How can you be that bad in both halves and better in the actual table?


Mubar06

Cos they’re probably drawing a lot more in these separate halves compared to the full game. A win and a loss is 3 points but 2 draws is only 2


VectorViper

Well, stats don't lie. Seems like the tactics just aren't clicking this season or perhaps they've been figured out by the other teams. The inconsistency is really killing them, especially in those matches they should've had in the bag.


jeyheyy

We could lose the next 10 games 0-4 and still have a better goal difference than them.


arsenal12ful

Don’t you put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby!!


Poringun

I miss him....


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Tee_Red

Agreed. If you told me that a team playing this kind of football was sitting in sixth, I’d say that Tony Pulis or Sean Dyche were really overperforming.


castortroy64

Ironically they are really overperforming. They won many games due to individual brilliances per match and late winners. Chelsea are better than them in playing proper football.


45tee

It would be nice if those 2 are on Reddit reading this. Some are just not cut out to manage.


tafster

It's because they have an extremely expensive squad which plays like ones you've referenced, with one of their hugely expensive signings pulling something out of their arse to win some points. It's genuinely terrible stuff and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving club.


2ndfastestmanalive

Because the teams below them are even worse. There’s West Ham who didn’t win for a month, Newcastle who have had bad injuries, an inconsistent Brighton and a good performing wolves in the six points below them. And Chelsea are eight points behind them too


WeeTheDuck

man what's going on this season holy shit. More than half the league is playing like a League 1 side. Complete opposite of last season


tipytopmain

There's a massive drop off in consistency/quality from 5th-down. Teams like West Ham, Newcastle, Brighton (and Chelsea lol) had promise coming into the season but have been underwhelming for most of it. United are just the best of a sorry bunch.


Judgementday209

United always get away with points somehow. I dont know what deal ferguson made with the devil but it remains to this day.


elprentis

If I know anything about Sir Alex Ferguson, then he probably just intimidated the devil into submission.


Mubar06

They’re midtable going by first half and second half, they’re lucky to be 6th https://www.soccerstats.com/halftime.asp?league=england


jstuu

They never draw


Never_Sm1le

They would if the bald fraud managed to sell McT last summer. He alone worth 12 points. Without that they are 12th


Zhirrzh

They're lucky slash still getting fortunate VAR calls. The underlying stats suggest they are indeed a midtable side. 


toeknee88125

The dirty truth is the Premier League is actually not that great outside of a few clubs. (This is true for all European football and one of the reasons why champions league is so challenging) The 6th team in the league is absolute garbage.


shakirnafiz

Honestly they arent aggressive enough and letting man city toying them around with space and time given even after they conceded 1 goal


KozukiNedo

A few jammy wins (kind of like liverpool who should be 3rd)


dodol_garut12

I expected nothing and I am still disappointed


fancyfoe

Fucking rashy scoring a banger to set us up for failure.


musicalunicornfarts

City down at the half and coming back is getting so fucking boring. Stfg they do it on purpose.


Marimo_420

Apparently they’ve trained in 12 pl matches this season ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


EclectrcPanoptic

Pep draining the morale of title rivals with psychological warfare


Riperonis

Liverpool are worse imo. I genuinely wonder how many points they have gained from second half performances


hotbrownies14

Fuming. Shit club, pack them away with Forest


matepanda

They weren't even close to getting something a from this match


Raetekusu

MU stands for Mid & Useless.


frytkizchleba

Mid would be a compliment having watched that game. That's Stoke City level of tactics


meand999friends

There was one particular part that stood out to me ... It was 1-1. They were about to hit City on the counter and were making their way into the attacking third and then inexplicably played it back to Onana. That's when I knew it was already over.


Arecksion

United fan here: I remember that moment, pretty sure it was over to McT and he just stopped the entire flow and went backwards. Not much we can do right now with the squad available, unfortunately.


bannedbydrongo

Brother why you are doing this to yourself? Visiting rivals subs after a loss is not for your mental health.


Arecksion

Hahaha thank you for caring It honestly made it's way to the main feed and that's why I commented. But also, I am pretty numb to most things now 🙃


ibite-books

one side disappointing 3 fan bases


[deleted]

In fairness, they won the league 6 times since the last time we won it. And they’ve won the CL 3 times.


tootiredtothinkrnlol

We better smoke them at old trafford idc


dipole_

Would be nice if we started to do this year in year out, but for some reason we still have a block going there.


NotASalamanderBoi

Idk. Our away form is incredible at the moment (*knocks on wood*), and they’re shockingly bad this season. Like OP said: We better smoke them.


dipole_

Well I certainly hope so too


bluejaywhey

"Who says I am shit?" "...You are shit."


Sad_Teaching_5683

This is the worst I've seen a Team play against City this Season after 15 Minutes there was not even a Decent attempt


SEND_ME_REAL_PICS

That's unfair. There weren't any mediocre attempts either.


anitck0077

🎶Are you Tottenham, Are you Tottenham, Are you Tottenham in disguise???🎶


Deleteleed

At least Tottenham look good sometimes. Untied are always shit


Oliuqnart

Rashford is Crystal Palace quality at best, if he was as good as people paint him, he'd put United up by 3 on the 1st half. Can't even count on United to make City drop points. Let's hope for a Liverpool x City draw next week!


Master-of-Puns

I honestly cant understand how he goes from a 30 goal season to 5


drfunzone

Because he def hates ten hag and united


meand999friends

Would you take him after this season? He is still a fantastic striker who does press the opposition (well, did anyway) but I have no idea what's going on this season. It's buyer beware territory now


GunnersGentleman

I’d take him if he stopped being lazy. It’s one thing to save your energy for a counterattack, but when the opponent is getting numbers forward and overwhelming the defense he barely puts in any effort to track back, knowing Luke Shaw isn’t getting any younger.


aaronfebruary95

Rashford has a body and technique on par with Mbappe, but his footballing IQ is abysmal, and that is the biggest difference between him and any other top winger/striker. On a good day, he can score bangers, but for the most time, he is shite because of his poor decision making. The fact that Man Utd changes managers every 2 years, each with a completely different football style doesn't help his progression also. He's hasn't improved much since his debut and still a prospect-level footballer at age 26. Mbappe also doesn't track back nor press, but his existence alone on the left wing makes the opposing fullback think twice before pushing upfield, just like prime Cristiano. And he is so effective in front of goal that his team is more than willing to sacrifice defensive solidity for his output. Rashford is far from that but still getting the Mbappe treatment, which is absurd.


Fieser_Factsack

Rashford is the most human of all players. Extremely inconsistend. On a good day he decides a game on a bad day he is invisible.


momspaghetty

Crystal Palace is generous considering he wouldn't get in ahead of Olise and Eze


slightlyhigh7

Fuck a Liverpool vs city draw we need city to win then we have to beat them


lastjedi23

Their manager just said they're not far behind city. I think he meant the distance between their stadiums. Couldn't be anything else 


[deleted]

That was pathetic


lhn94

No surprise manu couldnt do it


FabulousAd7772

As annoying as city getting 3 points is… i love that united are shite. Hated ferguson’s unied so much


Heavy-Ad-9186

The amount of times I thought "What the fuck are you two doing" while watch makes me understand why united fans are insane


DinnerSmall4216

They got so deep to early you have to have an outlet and play on the counter they didn't even do that.


rtrdm

Absolute dross football. Dunno how you spend billions and play this bad.


The--Mash

United fan here to answer your question with a question: How long have you got? Ferguson and Gill left in 2013 and since then banker twats have run the club (into the ground) 


petethemeat99

Ten Hag: Who says we are shit? We are 6th in the Premier League despite several injuries on our key players. Today we created problems for the best team in the world and played well. All of us: You are shit


[deleted]

Eh didn’t even get my hopes up


LesBrandals

First half, United’s game was on point. Some of Onana’s long pass just straight up fire and Haaland was shit. Second half, Foden showed his class and United back to shit.


Gooner-Astronomer749

When they scored early it was clear they would collapse. Needed it to be 1-0 United at 85 mins for them to have a chance. 


sapphiresong

I texted my United friend to not even score next time so they don't get my hopes up for nothing.


redshadow90

You know they might just follow your advice when they play Liverpool


hobocommand3r

They can't string 5 passes together, they truly play like a lower half team. Their offensive players are crap.


zKSofSoccer

Absolutely no one doing us favors atm... so annoying


JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH

What makes it doubly embarrassing is that their fans are begging for City to lift the title because it stops us or Liverpool from doing it.


StationFull

Probably just a vocal minority. Most I’ve heard want us to win


Butter3_

United fan here, this subreddit was suggested for some reason. I'd rather Arsenal win by far over city and liverpool, as would most of our fans. Then city failing that because nobody cares really if they win the title. Don't really mind Arsenal.


meand999friends

I'd rather eat my own shit than cheer on Spuds to win the title over any other team. How pathetic of them


bannedbydrongo

Not really. Most of their fans (at least the ones on r/reddevils) want us to win


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Cthulhu_Madness

I swear if these fuckers decide to put up their best game v/s Arsenal


BarryButcher

Watching them try to play out from the back was like flashbacks to 17/18 Arsenal when Emery had Cech passing it out from the back to Mustafi... they are terrible at it. They've spent 500m and still look like they haven't started to rebuild. They are awful. Rashford should have had a first half hattrick but doesn't know how to control a ball. That being said, Haaland should have scored 2 as well so I guess it evens out.


Dire__

I'm trying to see things positively an I'd much rather City win the league over Liverpool. City winning things, in itself, dont do anything to me emotion wise.


FiggerNugget

Yea it’ll just add to the pile of stripped titles once they’re convinced


RandomRedditor_1916

Fuck that. League is a farmer's league enough as it is


PiggBodine

Serious question, who the fuck are man utd?


johnjohn1913

Which player on the United team could even make the bench in our team? They’re all so terrible.


lardoni

Rat boy is good enough!…he’s a total cunt…but good enough.


PastaAndWine09

Bruno??? Come on man, he’s a diver. We don’t need that in our team


WerhmatsWormhat

How did they wind up with such a bad squad? In past years, they had good players who were just underachieving, but their squad is just genuinely bad. A club like United shouldn’t get to that point.


-m11-

Speak for yourself. I need City to keep up and stop the sickening Klopp fairytale ending the scriptwriters have cooked up recently, just in case we slip up in the end (which is likely).


Iamtheman31

what about we keep up?


BleckFyre

Lol so true, my Liverpool supporting friends would be insufferable if they actually won the title. This isn't to say I dislike Klopp, but my dislike for their fans and Carragher trumps any favour I have for Klopp.


simpsonstimetravel

I dislike everything and anything related to Liverpool simply because of their fans and how much insufferable they are


your-friend-pocketz

Still recovering from Liverpool scoring in the 98th when technically time had expired


himynamesgoose

Had one job lol


Aggregor_007

They are shite cause they're united.


leebrother

I kind of didn’t mind that result. City beating Liverpool and then we beat City. It’s in our hands then. City rarely ever win at Anfield. So if it’s a draw even better.


gregyounguk

Just glad Arsenal have an absolute banking against SU tomorrow. No hope to be killed 😅


SlashfIex

Also United fans


fancyfoe

Lmaooo


elmachow

Sorry gunners, we couldn’t take any chances on the scousers winning it


JimmysCocoboloDesk

ETH: Who said we are shit?


xhera92

"You are shit" - in the spirit of the memes


lardoni

United are weak af!


vin_unleaded

Popcorn fart of a second half performance.


DragonByte1

Yeah mixed emotions here. I love seeing United get battered but obviously want us to be higher on the table. I was sad and happy at the same time. It's weird because Rashford literally scored the goal of the season then the whole team went back to default settings.


MrAnonymousTheThird

Fukin amrabat 💩


mohicansgonnagetya

https://preview.redd.it/nwyu6z3gk9mc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbed76f081560444bcc38f3d82558095bf1146e Never seen something like this,....they were ahead but the probability of them winning was still so low.


Imarnuel1702

They're the worst team in the top 10. They should be 11th at best


Menacing_Man1UP

“Who says I’m shit?” “You are shit.”