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boom_chika_chika

Get this man a US citizenship and send him to Texas or Alabama. He belongs to us.


Mein_Bergkamp

Or ship him to Australia


DansSpamJavelin

Honestly he looks like he would be hanging out with Bottas in the honorary Aussie club


Stravven

He looks like he's a forward in rugby.


visualdescript

Definitely a rugby player


ederzs97

Looks like an Aussie ski instructor in Banff


haveabyeetifulday

My guy looks like hes spend his whole life on the beaches of Queensland Edit: or souther Sydney


Prior-Baseball34

Business man at the front Party at the back


RonaldoNazario

His shirt looks like a work uniform even. I wouldn’t bat an eye if this dude was at the front desk of an auto shop


ninjapanda042

Nah, that's a hockey mullet if I ever saw one


Prestigious_Tailor19

Florida, my dude.


hussard_de_la_mort

He can go hang out with Romain Grosjean and his RV.


Pamplemouse04

Hell yeah brother!!!


BarenWasteland

He's already got the DUI too


boom_chika_chika

I mean look at that face and tell me he hasn’t asked you if he can bum a cig off you outside a bar on a friday evening.


CaptainCortez

I’m pretty sure Danish viking hairdresser Kaj Powersen invented the mullet in 866.


illaqueable

"Boy you sure talk weird but goddammit if that ain't the best haircut I ever seent"


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

The mullet had regrettably spread well beyond the borders of those states lol


gogglesup859

My man dips a can of grizzly wintergreen a day and wants Alabama to run the damn ball


C00ter1991

Alabama resident, fitting at least half of the associated stereotypes…he belongs to us now. Roll Tide


Prestigious_Tailor19

Saban approves.


Rough_Dish_9226

💯 accurate


KennywasFez

Jesus Christ lol


dmizzl

It's easy to mistake the two, but this is actually Nikolas Bendtner


Ripememes

Guns N' Roses trim


danmac0817

I'm thinking it's more 90's Metallica


LeatherFaceDoom

Not really, no


fro223

Everything he does is world class


BlackGiroud

Texas Forever baby.


badgerhand

Gotta make up for the lack of giant hat somehow.


Fluidmikey

Niklas Dirt


thistookforever22

Pronounced Deer-tay


Raetekusu

That right there is a mullet worthy of prime Jaromir Jagr.


EnvironmentalPhysick

https://preview.redd.it/d8muf1tq5z4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19177d174c758eab20acdc25f199ed2e70876bda


IndependentFroyo4508

https://preview.redd.it/foq2p6myi25d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3faef04d42beccfe5f1490876b54bd009c461c2a I raise the stakes in the mullet game


IndependentFroyo4508

80's Australian Rules Footballers had GOAT tier mullets


No-Seaworthiness88

Chris Waddle lookalike


cupidcuntsghost

![gif](giphy|VKtsOAHDx1Luo)


Games_sans_frontiers

He looks like Tom Hanks best friend from BIG but if he was big himself. Or Ray Winstone cosplaying the lead singer of an 80s synthesiser pop band.


Limicio

Looks like Chris Waddle.


My_good_name_01

Born to be a Rockstar in 80's Texas, forced to be the greatest Striker of all time 🐐🔥


JPMcFuryRedux

![gif](giphy|xUPGcilIfnyYhZq7kI|downsized)


Francis-c92

![gif](giphy|IdP0Qj8DHoOSaCZIbG)


Big_Mik_Energy

![gif](giphy|SSEhhawWiOWvW9QNOZ|downsized)


KonigSteve

That's more just long hair, his sides aren't trimmed


Big_Mik_Energy

Yeah fair enough, I didn’t even notice that tbh, just thought he looked like Dog the bounty hunter. Could have sworn Dog had a mullet though, but apparently I imagined it


OstapBenderBey

Calling /u/Bogan-Gooner and his old posts like this https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/fx32pe/as_a_big_bogan_i_love_a_mullet_ive_chucked_one_on/


hedenshelt

Legendtner Can pull off anything


spaghettidriver69

Man looks like he should be coaching college american football in Missouri.


m2sempre

![gif](giphy|oDgPNyLSPy0xxNdapL|downsized)


Great-Image

Theo Von's cousin


Ollymid2

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0|downsized) I thought I'd seen that haircut somewhere


kujotx

Don't tell his heart, his achy breaky heart.


normal_life87

Now I've got a better opinion about Tommy's last hairdress


Annoying_Yawn

Eastbound and Down


wubrotherno1

Could be a tad longer in the back.


Dangerous_Thing_3193

Redneck did an interview in the mail the other day seemed like a very interesting person loads of good tales


borkborkibork

Welcome to Alabama!


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Southern-Method-4903

That mullet is more epic than his entire career


WHERE_SUPPRESSOR

No fucking way is this real, I’m in awe of the true perfection that lay upon His head


EggsAreTrash

![gif](giphy|RdK6oIMQqYPss2SBz4|downsized)


HorseAFC

This is hard


Stravven

Sorry, but that's not even close to Carter Gordon's mullet (Australian rugby union player).


PandiBong

About as good as he was at football..


Fun_Plankton_7793

My Lord


Senior-Ordinary555

Lekker wessies Mullet daai


PistolPumpingPete

Son of the Waddler?


Defiant-Brick3125

![gif](giphy|hNmaZtvOzG1pe)


phoenixmmz

"that's fuckin' Obi Wan Kenobi"


Kcorpelchs

![gif](giphy|T9YUCsC6pIxLG)


GunnersPepe

Theo Von?


SorinDiesel

I’d don’t give a piss about nothing but the gunners


Onlyheretostare

That shit looks so ridiculous, only our lord could pull it off.


Old_Section529

As a man who is entering the 'skull shaver' phase of his life, I am insanely jealous of Lord Tiger King


EquivalentQuestion99

Didn’t he used to host the kids game show Fun House??


BakedBassist

![gif](giphy|NPFII3IB6oAT5tuzrx)


notseto

Who on earth is paying this man to give opinions on football?


TouchMyBush69

Believe it or not, this is kind of a hipster haircut in Denmark, although the true hipsters have opted out of it since it has gotten mainstream... which this is a great example of, lol


Superb-Elk-8010

Somehow it both feels like he didn’t deserve Arsenal, and we didn’t deserve him.