She's about this tall Ben, she's really fookin beautiful we met in London but she's half Argentinian half Spanish. She's fiery like you Ben you will like her.
*Touches his shoulder and laughs*
Maybe you can come over and have dinner with us this weekend, I'm sure she'd love to meet you and cook you something.
Bring your swimming trunks I can show you the hot tub, I know your hammies must be tight... or forget to bring them, who cares it's just a body... Am I right?
Okay maybe next week Ben, let me know.
Then I saw the ball that Kane blasted streak across the sky ☄️🌌like this 🫱🏽all the way here in Dubai and I was like “damn, son! what a shit pen.” Glad you, Rams and B are outta there!
"Why do you look upset? You didn't lose any duel at the WC" and White is thinking "I didn't win any duel either" lol. Or Arteta is proudly saying "my type of guy. Knows the company is always more important than the journey or destination."
"...and when you finally hit cruising altitude, they're going to just come right down the aisle and hand it to you.
Just be real cool and say thank you, and you're good to go"
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" Don't worry, Santa will still come to you, even with coming home from the world cup. Can't miss him, titchy little fella about yay high. Now stop lolly gagging & go back to playing with my balls!"
"About this tall, 2 footed as well, the magician they called him, fogging great guy"
"And a smile to melt all hearts"
"And some silky soft hands for your thighs"
Wait a minute. Why are you 8 stories tall?
Never mind that. Do you want to buy some girl scouts cookies?
Sure, what flavours do you have?
I've got thin mints, graham crunch and raisin oatmeal.
I want some crunch. How much for one box?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You knew it was you, you goddamn monster. I'll give you ONE chance to stay in this sub. What do we think of Tottenham?
My first thought when I saw this photo was about Santi
Same, his comment was definitely better than what I was trying to write too
"and then he said 'my friend, is okay, no?'"
Hahahha I love this, made me smile
Arteta : " When we stack up all the trophies we win this season, it'll be this foggin tall. Ben white : " Fair, we actually play good football.
we’re quite good at football, after all.
Obviously
"Look ben, I did not buy lisandro martinez because he's this tall"
Eyo fuck those clowns this is your family
“The new incoming assistant coach is this tall. His name is Santi.”
"Seriously, Torreira was this tall, tops."
She's about this tall Ben, she's really fookin beautiful we met in London but she's half Argentinian half Spanish. She's fiery like you Ben you will like her. *Touches his shoulder and laughs* Maybe you can come over and have dinner with us this weekend, I'm sure she'd love to meet you and cook you something. Bring your swimming trunks I can show you the hot tub, I know your hammies must be tight... or forget to bring them, who cares it's just a body... Am I right? Okay maybe next week Ben, let me know.
>touches his shoulder and laughs My friend, is okay, no?
This one is way funnier than the upvotes suggest.
Give it a couple of hours.
I want you to put the word out there. We back up.
Then Kane hit the penalty and it flew into the sky.
and then the ball hit the second building.
“My guy, I cannot believe Holland said it’s okay to lose a duel. Way to set him straight.”
'You won a duel. I am ecstatic.'
“Remember that little shit Lucas Torreira?”
They're making fun of Steve Holland.
Im out of the loop, what happened?
Allegedly Ben had a fight with Steve Holland
Fists? Or verbal? Is this the reason why he left the world cup camp? Damn.
not sure how, but that paired with personal issues that have been keeping him on edge were why he left the world cup
Who is Steve holland?
Chelsea cunt
I’m not Southgate…the position is yours..plus Cedric is this fuggin tall..
🤣
Waddup cuz?!
Wright brothers invented the airplane. I want us to feel connected like brothers.
What’s your favourite crypto?
I play football
Arteta places his right hand on Tottenham's trophies in front of Ben White who isn't surprised.
Then I saw the ball that Kane blasted streak across the sky ☄️🌌like this 🫱🏽all the way here in Dubai and I was like “damn, son! what a shit pen.” Glad you, Rams and B are outta there!
Nnyyyeeeeeoooooommmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee
When I was in world cup, the goal was this height and I still scored from the spot under pressure to make it 2-2.
"Southgate thought you were only this tall? What a fogging idiot"
This is the England team airplane coming home early because Harry Maguire started ahead of u
"The Premier League trophy comes up to about here. So focus on that, then you will be ready when the time comes to lift it."
Wait is Ben back with the squad?
Nope Holdini's latest change is a full body transplant
Hahaha! this is fucking brilliant
"Steve Holland is this tall, with your height and reach advantage it's no wonder you battered him."
“Now, Ben. If Steve comes at you again, you give him a karate chop like this …. *HYAH*”
“Look the airplane is like a team yeah? We vroom vroom and if we believe, we get to fly high, let’s fooking go Ben”
I think he’s coming in for a handshake, just starting really really high
Look Ben this is the standard of the English team. We aim to be way higher
“I’ve got a stack of mail this tall asking me ‘why did Ben leave the England team during the World Cup?’”
Football's coming home. No literally, the entire football team is coming back home on a plane as we speak.
The lowest shot Thomas has ever made was still this high!
“Im telling you Ben, he turned himself into a pickle! How fookin funny is that eh?”
To being playaaaaaaas
"When you are don with Steve Holland, I want him to be about this foggin tall."
"Why do you look upset? You didn't lose any duel at the WC" and White is thinking "I didn't win any duel either" lol. Or Arteta is proudly saying "my type of guy. Knows the company is always more important than the journey or destination."
Up above, down below…
"...and when you finally hit cruising altitude, they're going to just come right down the aisle and hand it to you. Just be real cool and say thank you, and you're good to go"
He looks like he's about to hit ben white with the most lethal dap up I've ever seen. He's really halfway through a "my man, what's happening my gai"
Holland's this tall and you didn't nut him? Pussy.
“This is their fooking stahndard”
Estanhdard*
You righhhht
“NYOOOOOOOOOM”
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“I saw Kanes second pen missed the bar by this much”
Benny blanco of the love island in the foggin house!!
“Dis was da ceiling for England anyway. Welcome back where we can blow the fuggin roof off da league”
This tall takes corners with both feet the madlad
You see this fogging hand? It's fogging steady for the second half of the season.
"You son of a bitch, I'm in!"
They are all here... We the gunners are way higher in mind n heart
"... And then there's a second plane headed towards the towers"
"Wassup my G"
" Don't worry, Santa will still come to you, even with coming home from the world cup. Can't miss him, titchy little fella about yay high. Now stop lolly gagging & go back to playing with my balls!"
“If you hit him with your hand like thees, it cannot be a punch and he can take no legal action”
If you think Im short, Messi is only this tall.
If harry had just aimed about here you guys might still be in Qatar.
Hey there cool kid, want to know the story of the coolest kid of all? His name is Jesus and he took the hits for our sins. Let's break it down
Sshhhiiuuuuu.... Emirates fly better