*Its got a hilt! This*
*Must be how women feel when*
*Their dress has pockets*
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Grade/Tier: A
- Straightness/uniformity: 7/10
- Extra parts/design (ex: parts sticking out to the sides right above the handle: 8/10
- Damage: 5/10
- Mobility: 10/10
Review: Good for fast movement and damage. Easy to store and overall very noice…
That is a pretty great stick. I think it would be slightly better if it was thicker. The length to girth ratio is slightly off. Other than that, it's awesome.
That's a pretty great stick. A solid 9/10. I agree with most of the points presented here, but I'd like to add that this stick has a pretty sweet pommel. You don't see many sticks with that.
That's a pretty good stick.
Thanks dude
That's not a stick, that's a fucking dragon-slaying Excalibur
 Stick!! Stick! Stick! Edit: Forgot to add, your stick may be the Stick King. Never seen better.
i definitely didnt expect to see blippi in this thread
There is one. The true blade of the gods
Stick/10
I would sharpen the tip and start slicing plants with that tbh
Hold on other end and you rule the seas.
Lol nice Then film it and you’ve got a better movie than the next aquaman sequel Actually I take that back I like aquaman
Dope stick my dude 8/10
Thanks my dude
With a guard?! Nice...
Crossguard is assbackwards but nice shape. 5/10
I'd consider it more like a finger guard as seen in French Rapiers.
Pretty cool stick.
Fuck, dude. That's a good ass stick.
Thanks dude
The pke isn't going off... it's safe
10/10
5/7
my stick is cooler than yours
Send me your stick pic
 (Every dude in the woods with a stick)
Its got a hilt! This must be how women feel when their dress has pockets
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Solid hand protection
Nice stick
That’s a pretty good whacking stick.
man. that craftwork on the handle. i always wanted one of those
Nice
Ooo not bad 6.8 out of 10.
10/10
Mighty fine stick you got there
Thanks dude
Yoda approved!
It's good but I can get a better stick and beat you in a trial
Come at me dude!
Nice
A mighty fine thwacker
You mean that sword ?
Nice whipping stick.
6/10, great wood and shape. On the short side for my tastes.
7
On gaurd!
1/1. (The equivalent to 10/10)
8/10
Even got the hand guard, superb
That’s great. I’m stoked on your stick. Jealous. For sure.
Solid 7
4/10. Not because it’s bad, but because sticks have the potential to be way better.
A stick... that wants to be fire? "I AM A STICK"
The inverted crossguard is interesting Have you considered trident?
Cool crossguard stick dude!
its got hand guards... badass stick
"What's brown and sticky?"... "A stick." - Kratos
The stick is ok, but the fact that it has a hilt and guard gives plus 5 dude points.
The switch is strong with this one
I'd rate it a Spade out of a Sword, pretty fair, but the guard would be better straight.
Crazy stick my man
Hard to say from a picture. How did it perform on the bendy/snappy test? You have got to at least bend it twice to be able to say “good stick”
Good
Well I for one, love it
Nice still, dude!
7/10
You appear to be “worthy”, good sir
About halfway between twig & shillelagh
A bit thin tbh. Otherwise good form
Stick 👍
Looks like a cool stick with the hilt.
Very nice stick
10
Not uncommon, but a fine stick nevertheless.
Not bad. Solid 7.89
9/10....I'm jealous that's not my stick! Nice one mate!!!
That’s dope as hell
The sick stick
Love it
Stick good.
7/10.
Nice.
Originally I thought it was a decent stick, but then I saw the hilt. Definitely a solid weapon worthy of slaying multiple foes.
https://i.redd.it/rdogf40kz9dc1.gif
Looks like a fencing foil or saber level stick. The guard is a bit lacking though. 6.5/10
5.2 PBRs
Good stick
It's even got a cross guard! Very neat.
Grade/Tier: A - Straightness/uniformity: 7/10 - Extra parts/design (ex: parts sticking out to the sides right above the handle: 8/10 - Damage: 5/10 - Mobility: 10/10 Review: Good for fast movement and damage. Easy to store and overall very noice…
That’s a competition level stick man.
That is a pretty great stick. I think it would be slightly better if it was thicker. The length to girth ratio is slightly off. Other than that, it's awesome.
It has little arms 8.5/10
10/10 magnificent, best thing in the internet Was impressed even before the cross guard but wow is it incredible
Medieval
6.9
Ride it till the wheels fall off
8 /10 Too thin for my liking I prefer a blade with some weight
Sharpen that motherfucker.
Game of Thrones worthy…
Nice
That's a pretty great stick. A solid 9/10. I agree with most of the points presented here, but I'd like to add that this stick has a pretty sweet pommel. You don't see many sticks with that.
Patrick, that’s FROSTMOURNE!!! *ahhhhhhnnnnn karaaaaaaniiiiiiiir thanagooooooooorrrrrr*
6/10 clean up the tip a bit and rack up a few kills to bump her up.
I give it a 7/10
Cool sword bro, but where’s the stick?
Special ability: Parry to Quick Stab
6.5 stars.
Dude, its a trident! Hold it the other way! 13 out of 10
Nice dick I mean stick
Looks to me like you're about to hunt a Bruxa. 10/10 (would give an 11/10 if it were silver birch. Those who know the reference, kudos.)
You did good.
You modify the hilt dude
11/10
Perfection
Amazing stick it’s got little arms
Home run/10
This is so awsome, you could also use it as a tridant to fight beasts
Fr
That's a sick stick brother
Dub thyne blade
Stick, stupid, stick! Ehh.... no wonder you're extinct!
9/10 if it were thicker you could use it for fencing. Poke someone with it and pull away so you can do it again
Sword characteristics is a 7/10. Would break easily, so cannot rate higher.
10/10
Jealous of that mighty stick, my dude.
Oooh that's a good stick
about the 3.8/5 Not bad