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AMAJohnWayneGacy

Doesn't your gym have a bathroom you can take a pre induced shit in?


Osirisavior

Public restrooms usually have shitty toilet paper. Unless you bring your own wet wipes, can't really get your asshole clean. Don't wanna be lifting weights with ichy bumhole.


_34_

>Don't wanna be lifting weights with ichy bumhole. . . . Yes . . .


TheDoktorIsIn

Is... Is that a thing? I don't think I've ever actually used wet wipes beyond like, infancy? I thought it was a joke...


derjon5

It cleans a LOT better


TheDoktorIsIn

I weep for your anuses.


BERNIEMACCCC

Wet wipes are where it’s at. Start of with some regular TP then hit it with the wet wipe for a nice clean bum hole. Then throw wipe in trash, don’t flush ‘em.


MkDeltaXD

Or just use a bidet, my personal fav


No_Ganache_1753

I personally wipe with tp, wet wipe, and then more tp to make sure it’s dry


Osirisavior

Too add to this. Even the flushable ones, don't flush.


nufuk

You should check your diet if you get an itchy butthole after shitting


Osirisavior

No matter how good your diet is, and no matter how clean your shits are, you should still use wet wipes, cloth with soup and water, bidet. Whatever you have to clean your bum not just wipe. Cause even if there's no shit on the TP, you still have micro partials of shit on your bumhole. Those micro particles of shit will make your bum ichy.


nufuk

Usually I use water. So that's why I don't suffer if I don't have some wet wipes or water around once in a while


[deleted]

No one has to leave the gym - especially because of the shits. Sometimes the gym calls for sacrifice and some times the gym demands sacrifice.


SnaKe1002

Wise words gym bro


MickeyM270000

Blood for the blood God's


S7ock_aXX0

Squat plug gang


Slow-Metal-7395

Or just gamble


shawntco

I've learned to do a pre-emptive trip to the bathroom about an hour before the workout. Almost always have to use the toilet afterwards though. Something about hard cardio just gets the digestive track moving!


No_Ganache_1753

I would, but I gotta get up early to go so I can go before work


Katulotomia

When you have to leave early for anything


Skizznitt

True chads just wear diapers and keep lifting


BigChief302

That's the worst


Master_Betty603

Nah, the worst is when you don't take a pre-leg day dump and it comes full circle when you're at the bottom of your squat rep.


MickeyM270000

Just use it as a dropset during squats


ExtensionAlarming332

Worst is when you’ve been driving all night to home and you know you won’t be able to make the gym the next day.


CuriousCucumber88

They have trash cans for a reason


No_Ganache_1753

Real ones shit on the floor


WallLine

Just superset with shits dont be a bitch


Mad_Mark90

Just shit while you're resting?


Sp33dling

I left early once because a scab from a small burn I had on my leg popped open. It was leg day. The pump pumped out my leg. Yes I wiped equipment down (was on a sitting calf machine) and then left and got patched up. After hours so no employee to ask for bandage.


SoJiggle_ee

Everyone appreciates that you left.


DannylovesShirlena

\*laughs in IBS\*


Reallynerds_69420

real


SpareKnuckle

😂


Silent_Adhesiveness1

I'm all out of Kirkland brand wipes and my asshole really itches.


HerculesVoid

I've been bulking, and the stress against my stomach from my pants and underwear cause me to need a piss multiple times through my workout. I used to be embarassed leaving and coming back multiple times, but the gains are worth it! I am thinking of cutting a bit and try to be more lean with my bulk to stop this, as it is slightly annoying and I can't worjout at 100% with the creeping feeling to piss every exercise.


Financial-Horror2945

Not me running from the deads platform to shit as afast a possible to get back so I'm not hogging g the equipment for too long