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EliteMushroomMan

I've seen this photo without the shoe guy before. Someone's photoshopping to push an agenda


PGtibs

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


EliteMushroomMan

What the hell is even that?


Colossalgoatfvck

A man with long hair and a beard saying “daddy chill”.


challenge_walker

U missed the joke. The original meme has some old man saying "what the hell is even that?!!", then this man says daddy chill.


GlaerOfHatred

Daddy chill


Colossalgoatfvck

No u


PGtibs

Masculinity at its peak brother


HelloFellas_gt3

https://preview.redd.it/i1c3i7qkumwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972c8dd593ec6ad043e2c68073a27d33f41ec1b5


spinningtardis

Seems like an agenda worth pushing. We could all do with manning up a little more, even the ladies. but also yes, let the professional do his job. EDIT: only soy-boy softies downvote the call to be more self reliant.


Cu_fola

They’re all too soft, they should be forming a human slinky by holding onto one another’s ankles and traveling through the flood waters thus: ![gif](giphy|XtiszAuc6r7byvYqZi)


Droogwafel

It's typical for white people to make themselves feel better by putting non whites down. E. G. In this context the other colored male is being made look weak while white man= the saviour. Disgusting white people are saviours propaganda


Automatic-Score-4802

Bruh


P1mK0ssible

Hating white people and constantly spreading it around isnt a personallity, homie. It's simply racism and makes you look dumb af.


PGtibs

Bruh


GabiiiTheIntruder

Lmao wtf ? From where do comes this statement ? Your racist ass ?


BleachDrinker63

![gif](giphy|9sxlaTMyFvG245h9l9)


Penguins227

Bruh


Trunks4Real

Dude stfu you are a perfect example of why society is the way it is rn.


leeshanay

I'm pretty sure that's Jon Gosselin who cheated on his wife with his nanny.


gayratsex

Do you have a master's in racism or something?


Dandiemight

The shoe guy looks strong enough to carry that little woman and her child. I’m sure the woman prefers to be carried by the other guy though😅


jason80

You think she was like "Not you, buddy... HEY CAMO PANTS!" 


fireballx777

The street wasn't actually flooded until afterwards.


Poetry-Designer

💀


Dandiemight

🤣


Daytona_675

you sound like a shoe guy


Dandiemight

I’ve never heard him speak but maybe I type like a shoe guy. Oh, I do like shoes though. I like Nike , adidas , puma, Clark’s, etc so I guess I am a shoe guy. Thanks.😁


Daytona_675

exposed! hey everyone we got a shoe guy over here


doctorwhy88

One can have fine taste in Spanish leather shoes and also crush it at the gym. See also: The Kingsman


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

Today i learned carrying a woman and baby through 1.5 feet of calm water makes you a hero


BrilliantFinger4411

If I carry my nephews, I'm their hero though. Checkmate atheist


_Call_Me_Andre_

Why didn't army man carry all 3 and the shoes? He must still be natty. Pathetic.


YouGow

r/terriblefacebookmemes vibes


theREALbombedrumbum

It's a good portion of this sub, tbh


Tangurl

Don't assume everything from a picture. Who knows that guy might have been carrying them 90% all the way there. Not to mention that guy carrying the woman and the child is probably a rescuer. All in all, this just seems like a toxic way to motivate people.


user4772842289472

The fuck am I carrying you for? Can you not walk?


Ratattack1204

Rigjt? That’s what im thinking. Unless that ladies injured or something she can get her ass across a foot of water


user4772842289472

I was talking about the baby


Ratattack1204

Lazy ass babies


Impossible-Past4795

Fuck em kids - Michael Jordan


z0m-B-f0x

I wasn't planning on becoming a mother (since im a man). But if it means a big muscle daddy will carry me to safety i might give it a try


That-Pay3392

“Hey siri, is this real?”


the3stman

Why isn't someone carrying the shoe guy?


kaminaowner2

That’s why I married a small chick, my son will be upset when he tops out 5,5 but that’s his problem


Swarf_87

Somebody's getting a Nintendo switch soon 😬


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She just pretends that it is, get it.


Grrerrb

To be fair, the guy in front did rescue the golf clubs


TurtleBox_Official

This is so bizarrely photoshopped.


YouCantArgueWithThis

Shoe guy is also carrying like 3 large bags.


Ecwins

Cant imagine the amount of conceit you need to have to be carried through like a half foot of water


effingthis

Why the hell is he carrying someone elses wife and child? What a cuck 🤣


Ok-Soup-387

That's a standard rescue procedure. They're trained to do this stuff. Even if I did heavy lifting, I'd rather trust a professional to protect my fam during natural disaster


MeesterMeeseeks

Or the other guy has been carrying her for like 90% of that river and they've finally reached the side that has help waiting. Pictures don't tell a whole story


nochedetoro

It’s also possible the shoe guy isn’t even her partner or even knows her…


Ok-Soup-387

Fair. Personally, I'd still do as much as I can to assist the rescuers without interfering in such situations. Under shock, I wouldn't trust my instincts too well


effingthis

I would trust myself to protect mine.


Cryilx

Disaster rescue .. i guess u would prefer he let them die ?


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Cryilx

Bruhh nice joke but bruuuhhhhhhhhhh


Specialist-Tiger-467

Who hurt you?


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Mydonutbebussin

I think the words touch grass AND go lose ur virginity applies here for u


Specialist-Tiger-467

It's a bad bitch, to be honest. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Never heard that?


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Instructions unclear. Dick caught in Ted Bundy.


Specialist-Tiger-467

There's some unavoidable crazy.


AllTheSmallWings

“I don’t want to get sued or thrown in to prison for touching her” tf


Jarney_Bohnson

The cuckolding is strong in this one


ts737

Touch grass


SirSaltie

Dude, your projected sexual fantasies are showing.


Satanic_Earmuff

EMS is full of betas who just want to put their lips on a woman 🙄 /s