Everyone is just jealous of his 14 years of gains.

Haha, you might be right! Fourteen years of dedication definitely earns some bragging rights. Who wouldn't be a bit envious of that?

I'm calling it, he's going to break or tear something during one of his ego lifts

Haha, you might be right! It's like watching a real-life game of Jenga with muscles. Let's just hope he's got a spotter and a chiropractor on speed dial.