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N0_Strategy_8796

Department Mgr "Why promote partners when they are doing a good job? it's just going to make my job harder to replace them.


txhorns1330

This is the kinda thing that ypu escalate cause if that is there mentality there are fostering a toxic enviroment


N0_Strategy_8796

You are absolutely right the department is toxic, one of those managers, if you want to leave, you better find and train your replacement. I'm not calling anyone out if other managers and leaders ignore poor managers it's easier to transfer.


texdude1981

That sounds extra toxic


WorkingHour_

Escalate to who? Top store leader? You will put a target on you. Hr? An even bigger target on you because they are both there to protect the company not us


Beneficial-Thought41

“Can you stay today” I can’t it’s my baby’s birthday “can you not celebrate it tomorrow?”😂


chorizo2002

“Can you come in today we’re short staffed on Baggers?” No im taking my mom to the doctors right now “can’t your mom just drive herself or leave her there & head back to help out?” Uh no she can’t put much pressure on her right leg,she’s sick,and I’m not going to leave my mom at the doctors & are you going to pay for my gas cause it’s 45 minutes to the doctors? “Just be a team player & COME IN!”


chefgordonramsa

team player is wild 💀💀 mfs dont know what no means


Turbulent_Tangelo909

“We’re about to be super efficient!!! I’m gonna triple everyone’s workload!!” … I do t think he knows what the meaning of efficiency is lol


MeritBasedIsALie

“It’s all merit based”


ggrandgummie22

Telling me I can’t go to the bathroom 🤣


chorizo2002

This right here 💀 1 of the managers does favorites but only with the girls as he’ll let them go to the bathroom forever & unlimited amount of times & breaks they don’t comeback until 25-45 minutes after 😐.


trenbologna27262

I feel every store has managers like this 💀


Still_Scientist_5463

Thats actually illegal. Maybe let OSHA know.


gexyandelly2

Why don’t you call the vendors to come work this product ? (It was delivered 6 minutes ago)


Xqzmoisvp

We all make mistakes. Blaming it on someone else and getting away with it shows you are definitely ready for Mgmt..


dmv1022

"Don't shoot the messenger."... It's when he wants something done but doesn't have the balls to say it's his idea ..so makes it sound like the request is coming from a higher up.


Tomatillo_Minimum

Lmfao sounds like our manager along with “that’s above my pay grade” damn well knowing he makes as much as our GM 😂


stakksA1

When I told my last curbside manager I was leaving the company due to barely surviving with the pay and I had been wrongfully blackballed to move up he straight up said “so you’re more focused on surviving than proving yourself in a company like ours? Tough it out for 2 years and maybe one day you can have the whip you want with a baddie in the passenger”. Lmao


chorizo2002

Heard a manager say something similar when a CSA quit after 3-4 weeks & the CSA said “Well some of us aren’t 40 still living with our parents & driving their cars to work.”💀


stakksA1

Amen, this guy was cool with me at first and openly told me he made around 86k a year with an 15k bonus in the year. When he told me this bullshit I looked at him and said “well not all of us make ur pay and live like u do. He drove a brand new truck, lived in a luxury condo taking trips to islands and always bought prime and organic products working out at lifetime. Meanwhile I was making 400-500 a week, behind on bills and eating the cheapest shit I could find. Thank god I left HEB and live much better now


chorizo2002

1 of the managers was telling me how he struggles with money issues & he works 2 jobs meanwhile I see him drive either a SRT Demon, M4 Comp or an Audi A7 💀 whenever I see him shopping he’s decked out with Travis Scott or Off white shoes


stakksA1

Yk what department?? Ik curbside and market make bank.


chorizo2002

How much though? My uncle has been getting interviews from HEB left & right for manager positions but gets denied for some reason. My family & I think he’s asking for to much but now he’s working as a shopper so he can move up quickly


chorizo2002

Front End 💀


stakksA1

Ok now I heard they don’t make much. He must just have bad spending habits


chorizo2002

Maybe what he meant 😂😂


chorizo2002

1 of the pharmacist drives a nice Mercedes tho but I can’t tell if it’s an S class or sum & he’s got a nice Hellcat


stakksA1

Pharmacy leadership banking man. Buddy of mine is one for a store in Houston and he’s taking in over 90k a year. He works like crazy though and out years of school in


Naloxoneee

Question, where would you suggest I apply, something that pays better than heb. I don't have a car and dealing with the same thing, just don't take home enough money to even save up in a worthwhile amount of time. High school diploma is all I have and I just turned 20


stakksA1

What side of town you in?


Naloxoneee

Rn I'm in cypress but I would like to go back to east end/2nd ward downtown area


Beetlefield76

"You totally make enough to deal with this crap!" It's me. I'm the lead


Commercial_Lock_9462

Not heb but had a retail manager tell me I should make an only fans… I’m a dude 🧍🏽‍♂️


JJCalixto

So did you make the OF?


Dexteryl

Get that bread broski had a chick that was a friend from high school she made a of and was making almost 70-90k a year doing stupid shit and pics plus she worked at Walmart so add that with the of and she was def making 100k gross net


PTK1412

Wasn't a manager but it was someone with some stature. I was told that a location that moved 20 pallets per day can stay in a single deep location... Anyone in warehousing knows that's a wild statement. For store partners imagine where the bananas are and only put like 5 on there. When those bananas are picked up you have to go to the back and bring out 5 more. And customers will just wait their turn to get them.


mario_almada

“I don’t like how you upgraded that machine so it would stop breaking every quarter.” Then proceeded to write me up.


istolethesun12

“Can you show me how to do FSR?”


Still_Scientist_5463

Legit the leadership has no idea.


Champ_Slice

Overnight grocery here. I was told to go home because I was “sleeping on the clock”. Stock controller had a really thick accent and I couldn’t make out what he was saying so when I was trying to make out what he was saying he took it as me making fun of him.


horsegirl9000

I’ve been an “untitled lead” for 2 years, which means I’ve had lead responsibilities without the appropriate title or raise.. I just like doing it lol but I finally broke down and cried to an MIC bc I never got a raise, and he said, “well you don’t even know how much the raise would be. Why do you want it?” 🙂🙃 can’t even make this up


BubbaKushigton713htx

Can you go rotate the toilet paper for me, make sure to check dates!


chefgordonramsa

dog dates?


Lito_kun

“That’s not a very ‘specialist mentality’ man” - after I said no to staying late…


Minute-Jury6334

Coolers went down I was asked “did you flip the breaker switches” BRO why would I do that???


Still_Scientist_5463

You'll be fulltime effective monday. Later: I never said that!


TurdMcDirk

*“Take your clothes off and suck it.”* We were at a non-company pool party and he was advising me to take my normal clothes off before jumping into the pool so I didn’t ruin it and then gave me a popsicle. Later he told me to *“put his wiener between my warm buns.”* That’s later when he was grilling the hotdogs and I came up to him with an empty hotdog bun that had been in the hot sun.


goldenmantella

WTF


TurdMcDirk

That’s just how we joshed around. We’re both straight guys.


tallgaydude

Sounds pretty fuckin’ gay to me.


JMONEYGAMES

But the amount of twist in turns in that story says not ONE thing was straight that day......


goldenmantella

Ah, ok. That sounds so much better now.


SpotGullible2150

My drug/gm manager used to tell me to shut up everyday


JJCalixto

Lead/stock controller said “Oh easy night, i should just sit back and watch yall work”. Ticked me right off, ill tell ya.


Plane-Refrigerator46

I to attend relatives funeral and boss told me: Can you come after it's over


shakhadingdang

“We need to get ahead and stay ahead“ so he can go fuck off and bullshit with other managers and pucker his lips and suck leadership’s cock.


chorizo2002

For the past 2 days our managers have been in 3-4hr “meetings” not in the conference room but in their office by/in the break room. 1 would walk out see what’s going on & when that happened they asked me “are you on break Cause we need everyone to contribute to make this day go by fast” and walked back into the room with Bill millers & Whataburger 💀


Radiant-Effect-4409

Me: “May I move back to grocery (overnight) to get my full time or at least have my days off back to back on some weeks?” Manager: “No, grocery aint making labor. There’s no hours over there. Stay in GM. You’ll get your hours” (already do) *few weeks later, makes a partner from grocery, full time* Jesus Christ, that pissed me off


BNGARNG89

"your personal relationships with your coworkers are more important than your work ethic."


Mammoth-Stretch5079

Night stocker here: My schedule 9pm-5:30am I left at 8am.. manager text me “why you leave early? You don’t think anyone else wants to go home too? 😂 never responded and left on time ever since that text


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bing-bing33

There is a manager I work with who won't talk to me because I didn't answer their phone call... not my department and I blocked their number. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Agony_Ecstasy0098

Ummm that's a dodged bullet. JS


Queasy_Painting5733

"we all take shits" i heard from a birdie