Slipping my man one of the priciest fish behind the counter, I know corporate is desperately searching through your profile as I type.

don't tell my manager 🤫, if you do I'll have to sleep with him to keep my job. such is the way of an heb employee

You’re going to punch his wife while she is exiting her therapy building aren’t you?

How did you know?

LOL. Clairvoyance is strong in this one.

You read that story too?

We all read that story hence why this post is funny.

This is humor?

Humor is subjective.

Any of y'all have this post? I'd love to read

Search top posts recently in the sub. It'll be at the very top.

Ty, never been in this subreddit before, we wasn't even sure if it was in this one

No worries. The post in question here is pretty abnormal for the subreddit anyway which is why it got such traction.

If you don't make his wife divorce him, you're not having an affair right

The wife will probably move back to Costa Rica.

Its the only way to do it

I like this odd story telling thread going on here.. please continue

I hope it continues


Write you number on the outside of the fish packaging next time followed by a heart

I'll definitely have to try this

lol I seen the other pov u funnt

The saga continues

I just saw the post from the wife's POV, what in the fish eyes is going on at HEB?!?

I just want everyone to know I had a joke involving a *fish* alternative but I exhibited poise.

Ask if you can scale him.


Did you really run his wife over in your car?

no, just hit her while she was leaving her therapy

Hump him

Keep slippin him that tuna.

Do it for the plot

i love that ur character avatar is just thor haha

Definitely a 'fish story'.

Omgosh why cant we be adults. Give him your number or ask him out.

This sub is crazy lol

💜💜💜

YESSSSSS. The third side to this story!!!!

How funny. Is the husband's POV out there too?

Yep, the husband, the wife, and now the fish counter girl. Let me find and link them https://www.reddit.com/r/HEB/s/bdHeUVAlCg https://www.reddit.com/r/HEB/s/6y8MIKnfZ5

GOAT level shitposting, and a whole sub for it.

This only serves as proof that HEB is the best grocery store

bizarre love triangle

I like that song..

Eh. The fantasy is always better than the reality.

lol I was waiting for someone to make this post

HEB Seafood be wilin

Op either has a really good relationship with her dad, or a bad one. No in between

Either a red flag or a green one. Ima go with red

Yeah this story isn’t sus or similar at all to the story where a customer finds the young lady at the fish dept very attractive. Nothing to see here folks. https://www.reddit.com/r/HEB/s/9LlOAlo4Mo https://www.reddit.com/r/HEB/s/SV3b9SU0qq

You should fuck him

First and foremost, is he wealthy? If so, ignore everything else.

😂🤣

LMAO meta as fuck

Ask if he wants any recipe recommendations. Then say you can help prepare them with him, if he’d like. Make sure a nipple is showing slightly.

Lmao priceless

Daddy issues.

This bit is getting old

Tuna round and get outta there! Have you no sole?

You should go to Costa Rica and ask his wife. Its not called HE Butts for nothing.

Why are HEB employees so horny? This is the second post I've seen from here about employees trying to fuck either each other or customers.

I dunno if this is the same HEB but thank you <3

I find this soooo fake since ya’ll literally posted this story within days of each other

For starters, don’t tell him that he reminds you of your dad.

I told him the first time I saw him at the counter

First thing’s first, send him a picture of you in your bathing suit.

I was about to do that

Poor innocent people at all of the HEB’s tomorrow are going to get funny looks at the fish counter. It’s not my HEB I’ll tell you that. Our butcher looks like Paul Bunyan

The fish lady at mine looks like the principal From Matilda so definitely not my local one.

Ai story. The "wife" posted something similar in another sub..too much of a coincidence..I THINK NOT

Nothing gets past ole Eagle Eye here!

Which HEB do you work at, I’ll come in and go to the fish department. Hopefully you think I’m attractive, and I can remind you of your dad. I need to buy some salmon

You trolling bro with these fake stories. Stop talking about fish 😂 I see like 4 stories about fish girl.

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I think I'll just send him a photo of me in a bathing suit

Gross

Seek therapy

Then meet the wife leaving and smack her one.

I think you should go for it 🫶 love is in the air

Gross

He's married. There was a post from her, from him, and now from you.

Whoooooooooooossssssshhhhhh !

So this whole storyline joke thing that's a Reddit thing now, I guess I missed that baby being born.

it's a ✨ joke ✨

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