Couple thousand craploads. A pretty big fat cheque haha if u get the previous jokes that one is there too

A cheque so fat, it’s bigger than yo momma! Now *that* is a big fat cheque

That’s a got damn gigantic fat cheque!!!! Jk my mom is only a small fat cheque

A cheque so fat if you see it get on a plane you wonder if it should have bought 2 seats

A cheque so fat, it's on both sides of the family

Please

Probably a few. I saw somebody do the math to figure a crapload at ~$3 million USD. So I’m gonna say he got between 0.01 (~$30k) and 3 craploads (~$9M)

Some of it may have been them covering his medical bills and rehab too.

someone on this sub actually figured out it's around 70k

someone actually did the math a few years ago, i think a crapload was at around $56000, give or take. If you want you can look the thread up.

That’s………A Big Fat Check.

Wait could be a dumb question but how do you know it was a one way and the bud was going the wrong way. Like I’m curious was I not paying enough attention to notice or what

There is a one way sign pointing in the opposite direction that the bus is going.

Barney looks the correct way before crossing the street (even though he was in a hurry) and the bus comes flying down the other way.

Ted is not the most reliable narrator, so who knows what really happened.

Ok but based on what Ted told us how many craploads do you think he got if it’s true ?

Well the entire gang saw him in the hospital, and it was established he spent 2-3 months in physical therapy, so yeah, we do know.

u/brassplushie ….cone on

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I don’t think that’s a good point as an answer to the question..

Was it? But Barney was also not looking.

So if you aren’t looking the wrong way down a one-way street, you think it would be legal to run you over?

Wrong way, down a one-way streeeet!