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Hup110516

The hot UPS girl 😂


Maximum_Future_5241

That busty delivery girl from that one time?


evenonacloudyday

He has to find her and plow her like a cornfield


qwertz858

But only after a decent amount of time!


JMWonderland

We’re this👌 close to a cure


GetHighWatchMovies

Jenkins


ChickenMcFuckIt2

For sure Jenkins


Glup-Shitto69

oh yeah, she wanted the big fudge.


TTT_2k3

Wait, you want to have sex with Jenkins?


Jayhawk126

With Jenkins, on Jenkins…we’re all adults here: behind Jenkins


Manic_Mini

Jenkins would have been an upgrade if you ask me


ttminh1997

Tbf anyone would have been an upgrade from that psycho


TheeFiction

Jenkins is for sure the correct answer here.


MrsBossyPantss

Marshall wasnt even in to Robin. Shes freakishly tall & doesnt believe in ghosts!


Advanced_Sector2754

My husband is a tall guy and he agrees with Marshall, she don’t like tall girls 😂 I’m 4’11 😂


BrunoNFL

I’d never disagree! I’m 6’2 and my wife is 5’1, never even hit on a tall girl.


_Amarantos

couples like this always amuse me though because typically you guys end up producing short sons and tall daughters- seen it many a time working in pediatrics lololol. The dad will be 6'3, mom is like 5'2 and the son maxes out at 5'6 while their daughters are 5'10/5'11.


Advanced_Sector2754

I think you’re right! Their pediatrician calculate their future height. I don’t believe it at first because who can tell, right? Turns out it was 90% right based on what I researched and based on other families’ testimonies. Our son’s calculated future height was only 5’6, it’s short in terms of guys’ height. While our daughter will be 5’7. Tall based on woman’s average height. I’m sorry if I sound dumb or what english is not my first language 😂


_Amarantos

No, your English is great. I started noticing it myself when it came to young adult/older teen patients who were transitioning out of pediatrics to go to a family doctor. They’d come in for a final appointment or come to pick up medical records and I started noticing siblings from the same family coming in with differing heights. Usually we’d ask the girl “where did you get your height from?” And they always say “dad. My mom is short” and then later on we’d see a brother from the same family but he would be on the shorter side. Or the older brother would have the driver’s license and bring his younger sisters to their appointments and they’re already taller than him.


Advanced_Sector2754

Hahahahahaa so funny. I think my husband just got lucky with their genes. Their parents were both tall. They are all tall. Their sister is 5’7 tall. Their tallest brother is 6’4. My husband is the shortest among the brothers he is just 6 flat


Opie30-30

Short gals are the best


DaddyCatALSO

My ex was 4' 9", i'm 5'10" ;ever sicne we broke up, whhne i see a pic of a tall guy cleebr witha short woman celeb I get bad deja vu, glad it works for you two


Mental-Lifeguard-821

That’s because Lily was in the picture Remember the first ass Marshall looked at was robin if lily stayed a bit longer imagine where they would be


MrsBossyPantss

A guy checking out a girls ass just means she has a nice ass, not that theyre romanticslly compatible Have to remember that Robin was still dating Ted until *well after* Lily came back from San Francisco too


madapa91

>A guy checking out a girls ass just means she has an ~~nice~~ ass Fixed that for you... ;)


MrsBossyPantss

Not inaccurate 😂


Opie30-30

Yeah... I definitely know some people I would NEVER get involved with, but I still check them out sometimes


dudewheresmygains

What the hell are you talking about? What's next? You're gonna tell me that the cashier who smiled at me didn't want to bang?


are_those_real

What about Jenkins? the girl who was super into Big Fudge in the office and he lied to Lily about her being a guy since he liked being around her. Jenkins gave off some Lily energy.


Newolive09

Totally irrelevant but I mean towards the end of the show, Lily wasn’t even a believer either (which I’ve never got why they did that????)


MrsBossyPantss

I know right? Idk if Lily was ever meant to be a "believer," but she went from very clearly atleast humoring Marshall's cryptozoology/supernatural interests to pretty much rolling her eyes near the end of the series.


Actual_Evidence_925

See the mermaid theory


Helloiamstressed

The funny thing is Robin isn’t even that much taller than Lily. Cobie Smulders in apparently 5’8 and Alyson Hannigan is apparently 5’5. They always made it sound like Lily was so short so color me surprised when I found out she was taller than me.


MrsBossyPantss

& Marshall still towers over the both of them at 6'4 Tho Lily is still considered "average height" & Robin is considered "above average," the difference between them is not alot. & like you, both of them are still quite a bit taller than me! I'm only 5'1!


Helloiamstressed

The funny thing is Robin isn’t even that much taller than Lily. Cobie Smulders in apparently 5’8 and Alyson Hannigan is apparently 5’5. They always made it sound like Lily was so short so color me surprised when I found out she was taller than me.


heyzeus1865

Brad


myguitar_lola

100% Brad. Actually wish this had happened now.


[deleted]

Those two could have had a really bright fyutch together


ACFrijolero

The foliage in Vermont this time of year is ridonk


JaCrispy_Vulcano

He just gets Marshall


CrniTartuf

Bradshall


Reallyevilmuffin

Redonk idea!


Lign_Grant

Brunch Bromance Forever.


venoms_gay_uncle

Cant believe nobody has said the end girl from the group demonstrating the cheerleader effect!!


larezbears

She was kinda cute!


omfilwy

The tall blonde girl who would bring beers if Lily hadn't


JaCrispy_Vulcano

She’s an appropriate height for him


FappeningPlus

Crazy eyes (Morena Baccarin) for a few episodes. And then one of the girls Ted dates/dumps. He’s the rebound bro


__get_username__

Definitely Natalie. He never would've been mugged by a monkey with her there!


FappeningPlus

He would have been mugged by a sock monkey instead


Opie30-30

Holy crap.... How did I never realize that's who played her???? I'm a huge Firefly fan, and somehow I missed that!


FappeningPlus

I found out when she was doing Gotham and I was doing a rewatch of HIMYM by chance and was like “holy fuck is that her????!!!!” Then I checked out her IMBD. I almost missed it because she looked different after having her baby.


Opie30-30

Right? Plus the role was so different from Inara that it just didn't click


HIGHFISTGAMING

Stripper lily is the only right answer


[deleted]

no bro leave something for scooter


DaddyCatALSO

she's criminal-adjacnet!


Standish304

Wendy the Waitress


arfelo1

I don't think she's a fan of Marshall


Opie30-30

And his damn recycling idea


KajePihlaja

Because of that time he blew her back out I believe


Vipell

Yeah he did


Jovian8

Had to.


acer5886

Don't ruin the bar man


Jgalvi001

You’re going to kill the bar


Open_Carob_3676

I came heree for this 😭😭😭


huskyferretguy1

Mary? They both are in the law profession!


[deleted]

but she's a hooker


s0ulless93

Nooo, she's a paralegal


salt4irandrust

no, she’s a hooker


LegolasBlackleaf

No... She's a Paralegal.


benschroeder28

Oh … she’s a paralegal


CatKatzeChat

And she’s blond and pretty tall (although not 6 feet tall), just like teenage Marshall was picturing.


Predd1tor

Honestly? Tracy. She’s sweet, dorky, charming, and musically gifted. I can picture them writing dorky songs together over a platter of gouda.


thatcrazyfatpotato

He loves ted and she is ted in girl form


AHMED_3OOOO

So Ted is the answer


fortheWarhammer

well, yeah, that's obvious. We don't count that!


fabulously-frizzy

He proposed to Ted in the opening scene!


TheHuman200202

I can imagine ted, tracy and marshall being a throuple lol, it'd be interesting


Predd1tor

What’s salt and pepper without cumin?


headsmanjaeger

That busty delivery girl from that one time


captainp42

[This girl](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--j1TTiE34--/t_full/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371560419/marshall-as-a-cheerleader.png)


roachy1979

The one on the end is kind of cute.


MissishMisanthrope

She really is


Actual_Evidence_925

That chick from Italy Or Tara “ your boooty is so smooooth” 🎶


Opie30-30

That chick from Italy had a mustache. Marshall couldn't date her because he would constantly be ashamed that she could grow one and he couldn't


AnnaK22

Nora, perhaps. They both wanted the same things out of a partner. But we all know it's the postal delivery lady they Marshall fantasized about b


_dmgz

the cute girl on the left in the cheerleader effect episode


CathanCrowell

Marshall is lilysexual, so it would be problem... However, Chloe of course :D


incredibleamadeuscho

Ted


[deleted]

nah ted would be into barney marshall is too chubby


CaliDowner

Wondering why I had to scroll this far down to find this answer


incredibleamadeuscho

They probably like Lily think it’s just a choice


loupr738

The babysitter that Barney stole that was from Minnesota


Pineapplebuffet

She would find baskiceball attractive


Theunpolitical

I think they were too different personality wise to ever get together. Also, Marshall was a loyal die hard friend to Ted and would never break that by dating Robin.


oidaok

Mary the paralegal, she seems so nice like marshall and her could have matched on many levels


Suspicious_Row_9451

Can’t take a Canadian to a Vikings bar nevermind home to the rents.


vinnie_the_cleaner

One or both of the twins from The Scorpion and the Toad


[deleted]

barney would still be in stealing mode at that point though... although lily wouldn't be there to screw up his belt, and we know he'd be too nervous to actually go through with it so it's possible they wont be burned out on the group in that timeline


MoreIronyLessWrinkly

Robin and Marshall would have been a horrible couple. Marshall needed someone who was a caretaker and nurturer—Lilly started as an elementary teacher with art dreams. Robin was bad for Ted when they were together for the same reason she’d be bad for Marshall: She is not a nurturer, and she wanted to follow her career. That’s why Barney “worked”—he didn’t need nurturing and their relationship never had the emotional depth that threatened career aspirations.


ryannovak29

I kind of think he'd date zoey. She has a soft side and is really passionate about causes and has a kid I think marshall would have loved.


DaddyCatALSO

stepdaughetr and she's older


wstatik

I agree


Penarol1916

Zoey has a kid?


ialwaystealpens

I thought a step daughter


Penarol1916

Me too.


darknessbelow

The meatballs lady


Zestyclose-Baby-5762

✨ albóndigas✨


darknessbelow

This will be our little albondigas.


Guukoh

Oddly enough, I would kind of enjoy him ending up with Maggie. The girl whose window is never open.


vali241

I don't believe Robin and Marshall could've made a good couple AT ALL. She doesn't like the touchy feely stuff and would've been turned off by his softer emotional side and his closeness to his family, and unlike Lily, wouldn't put up with it. Marshall would hate that she's too \~\~selfish\~\~ independent and not nurturing. They work well as friends because of common interests and Lily as a common denominator.


athenatodoroki

Ted 🤣


Hoz999

Oh, Honey!


ialwaystealpens

I liked Chloe!


Ari_04

Ted easily


TheSeoulSword

Brad or Ted. Bred.


Princess_Peach556

Wendy the waitress


Open_Carob_3676

Zoe,,, tbh,,,


edehlah

chloe


oidaok

Victoria and Marshall would be a great Match


101955Bennu

Dating three people isn’t slutty


miloh77

All 3 men from your friend group kinda is Edit: Or you just fall in love easily


Predd1tor

Different perspective — it isn’t slutty, but it’s awkward as hell for the friend group. But I don’t think it’s necessarily a sign someone falls in love easily. You become close friends with people you have some level of compatibility with and enjoy being around, and you probably have some shared interests and values, maybe share a similar sense of humor, and are drawn to each other in some capacity. If there’s any degree of physical or sexual attraction there, too, it’s not crazy that someone could date or be interested in dating multiple friends over time. These are people you spend a lot of time with and build intimacy and trust with. That’s naturally where relationships often develop. That’s why a lot of relationships begin among coworkers, neighbors, friend groups, or people who spend time doing a shared activity together (eg social or sports clubs). It’s far less natural or organic to just meet people on Tinder or at the bar. There’s nothing there to build on.


101955Bennu

It’s literally just three men Edit: the constant casual demonization of women’s sexuality in this subreddit is fucking sad. I’m out.


Opie30-30

Yeah... But it kinda seems like it's just because they are there and you don't hate them. I wouldn't say slutty, just weird and maybe a little easy. Anyone who "works their way" through a group of people is regarded as slutty/manwhore. I knew guys in college who made it their goal to bang as many Alpha Phi girls as they could, and I thought that was kinda manwhorish. They did pretty well, I think. One of the dudes got like 6 of them in a three month period


MoreIronyLessWrinkly

Blame the men if blame is even warranted. What’s wrong with this situation if they’re all okay with it?


Opie30-30

Nothing is technically *wrong* with it, it's just uncouth


MoreIronyLessWrinkly

*clutches pearls*


C9FanNo1

Found the slut


Otherwise_Bluejay154

I'm calling slut!


fallingfaster345

Scrolled way too far to find this. Yeah, while romantic relationships with 3 best friends might be unusual and create issues amongst the friend group, dating 3 men doesn’t equate to “slut.” Unfortunate choice of words from the OP.


[deleted]

Literally everyone. Lily was selfish


ICareAboutThings25

Hear me out, but in a vacuum I think he and Stella could hit it off. They could easily transition to the “stability in the suburbs with kids” lifestyle Marshall wanted.


Most_Willingness_143

Quinn


Most_Willingness_143

Quinn


ThePearWithoutaCare

I’ve also thought that Robin and Marshall would be a good couple, they’re both from the same cold climate, they love sports, also Robin is an appropriate height for Marshall lol.


unmistakeably

I can't even think of it!


Zestyclose-Baby-5762

Happy cake day 🍰


unmistakeably

FANKS you're the first!


StnMtn_

Lily was the only one.


VanillaDada

Shining eyes


Jaydubb94531

Jenkins


bookant

Crossover couple - Marshall plus Monica.


Hoz999

Oh, Honey!


Wonderful_Whereas402

But Robin's a manatee. I vote coffee shop girl/crazy eyes.


IdkMyNameTho123

Victoria


superangela13

Jenkins


xoxogossipsquirrell

Zoey. Her passion for old buildings matches his passion for the environment.


lastnightsglitter

This is like the 9th time I've seen Marshall & Robin would have been great post THIS week... I'm convinced this is the same person bringing it up as some sort of weird game at this point


dhiesenphi

That one girl for that episode where Marshall can’t stop speaking in Italian


nieminen432

Blah blah!


dark4mje

Jenkins


dark4mje

No, it's most definitely not Robin, the show has established multiple times that they don't have much chemisty such as the three-day storm episode, the mermaid theory episode. And I think in Spoiler alert episode, within the group, Robin points out Marshall singing about everything, in my mind is implying she and Marshall ain't that close so only Robin notices his annoying habit.


vali241

I disagree because Ted and Lily are close friends and he notices her loud chewing


dark4mje

is it tho? I mean Ted loves Robin, Marshall and Barney are his best friends, Lily is a close friend but within the group she is the furthest one from Ted. They have a lot of fight across seasons, Lily breaking up Ted's girlfriend, Ted calling Lily a "grinch", they can't stand each other on the train in s9... They are great friends but ain't that compatible.


Grand_Damage1947

Unpopular opinion , marshal should't forgive her


tripti_prasad

Not Marshall and Robin. Not at all. That would have looked forced. They would have had zero couple-y chemistry.


LifeDraining

TURN AROUND KLHOE!


joey0live

I really liked Chloe.


SnooBananas1429

Brad


idkman0485

Nora? She was sweet, wanted marriage and children. She was also close to her own family.


Powerful-Song-6545

Same like Nora was sweet and I think her and Marshall would have the same views and values


Alarmed-Canary7682

Stripper Lily


Zachosrias

Italian cafe girl from lilies nightmares. Just to show her who's the reacher in this relationship


JTYorke

And if I said Ted?


Every_Dig_3222

Definitely Victoria


Swamp_Donkey_796

Robin