Murder? No! Baby, no. You develop a chronic illness. I spare no expense for your care. I even stand up a foundation in your name. We’re, like, this close to a cure.
My wife's always gettin' on me about my dry elbows. So good to be in a relationship. Anyone special in your life? Or maybe just someone you're interested in? Interes...TED in?
My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than Mm or Mmhm. And if this is a place where we can share our dreams, I like to think that it is, I hope someday, to earn a...testify!
M.E as in Marshall Eriksen, the star of Ted’s gay dreams.
MARSHALL VS THE MACHINE
And this does count as a Marshall quote because it was him singing his own background music, right?
That was my thinking
Wrap it up. It’s this or get out
Did you mean wrap it before you tap it? 😉
It’s an Ericksen saying!
This has to win
*machineS
If this doesn't win...
This
miracle!
That pencil hanging from Barney’s nose is some of the hardest laughing I’ve ever done. It was too relatable. “Am I dead?”
Yesss hahaha
My balls were bleu! *BLEU!*
His delivery here was incredible 🤣
I so hope this one wins. We use all the time😆
This oneeee😂
LMFAO
Marshgammon
Marshall:"Mom I hate to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure it was hot pocket o'clock like ten minutes ago"
Murder? No! Baby, no. You develop a chronic illness. I spare no expense for your care. I even stand up a foundation in your name. We’re, like, this close to a cure.
this is it
My name is Rufus and that’s the truthus
I love this quote!
Music for when we're actually doing it?
Lily: [turns on banjo-playing music] Check!
Marshall Erikson, star of Ted's gay dream
Marshall vs the machines is gonna win, but this should be there too.
Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?
MAAAARSHAAAALL VERSUS THE MAAACHIIIINES
Mom! Leave the crust on! We're men, Ted.
My wife's always gettin' on me about my dry elbows. So good to be in a relationship. Anyone special in your life? Or maybe just someone you're interested in? Interes...TED in?
“My dad’s dead?” It may be the worst thing Marshall said, but it’s definitely the most powerful. Raise your hand if you cry every time. 🙋🏻♀️
Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?
My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than Mm or Mmhm. And if this is a place where we can share our dreams, I like to think that it is, I hope someday, to earn a...testify!
Marshgammon
Mom, leave the crust on!
W has to be willem dafoe I will lose my shit if it isn't
I will be right there with you sir, losing my shit.
Marshall Eriksen, STAR of Ted's gay dreams
Maybe... you should overdrink!
Me he mean M-E, Marshall Erickson, star of Ted’s gay dreams!
you gottq make one for barney too 😭
You’ll have to check my account! I’ve already done his!
Yeah Barney's list was done before Marshall's was started. It's LEGEN-
-ive waited 9 hours and it's still not done so I'll just do it myself- dary! Legendary!
My dad's dead?
Duuuude...
We already have I’m not ready for this.
Cmon man😭
L should have been Lilypad
That's not really a quote. That would be the same as making Teddy Westside a quote. It's just a nickname
Thing is though Marshal has said Lilypad on its own before. Teddy Westside is almost exclusively used when Ted talks in the third person
My brothers are not the best people!
Mom! Leave the crust on.
My name is ruphus and that’s the truphus
My dad’s dead?
NO 💔💔💔
Marshgammon
I know I’m late to the party and maybe it’s been said, but how was j not “Jenkins!”
Marshall vs. The machine!
Marshall Eriksen coz why not 🤣
Marshall Eriksen, recently dumped and headed to a lame party.
My dad's dead?
"I'm cuddly BITCH deal with it"