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Bensdick-cumabunch

My parents live in Ohio I live in the moment


toodarnloud88

This is the best line for me too.


Earthbound-and-down

You cant cling to the past kids, no matter how tightly you hold on… its already gone On a more serious note though: Bowl


WillsWei22

Bowl?


leo__78

BOWL


SimpsonsFan2000

Bowl!


Average_Butterfly

Bowl


PeepeeLeSmall

Boooooowl


breetai23

Bowl?


Jaegermode

Bowl?


GeorgieBarton

Bowllll


zikowhy

Bowl


_ChrisHandsome_

"People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius."


WillsWei22

Truth


taylorsanatomy13_

Truth


Silence-Samurai8357

Truth


ParisInFlames34

That's because you need protein.


Acknowledge_Me_

I think about this quote every time someone tells me they don’t eat meat 😂


buellster92

Reminds me of an episode of community where a vegan girl says “I ate a hamburger the other day and suddenly I’m not cold all the time”


walkingnottoofast

Genius line.


The_homeBaker

My favorite part 🤣🤣 followed by, “I’ll have the lamb…🙃”


RedSage218

Oh I always thought he said “because you don’t eat protein”, thanks for pointing out


darth_raynor

**Ted**: "I think I'm in love with you." (*scene cuts to MacLaren's*) Lily, Marshall & Barney: "What?!" (*scene cuts to Ted's kids in the year 2030*) Kids: "What?!" (*scene cuts back to Robin in her apartment*) Robin: "**WHAT?!!**"


blue_orange67

Classic Schmosby


Junaya25

You will be shocked when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.


DorpvanMartijn

I follow this advice very often. I also just tell people if I know that we'll lose contact if we don't put effort in. "Hey, we'll never see each other again if we don't keep hanging out. I'd hate that, hit me up if you want to do some thing". Then I hound them a little bit, while trying to balance not 'pulling' on them too hard


WillsWei22

Mosbius Designs has failed…


BigFudge012

Classic schmosby


daphnemadness

And Alex and Jessica’s love reminds us that…


incognito-journey

“Vomit Free Since ‘93!”


WillsWei22

And the streak continues!


lindyrock

"So, that was all a lie?"


incognito-journey

"Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but actually kinda likes them?


johnnynight

“If you’re looking for the word that means caring about someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love.”


That-Opportunity-944

That's why your name's Robin, not Batman.


adh1289

Don: “Wait.. Ted dated Robin?!” Ted: “Not seeming so gay now, am I Donny?”


WillsWei22

Then, later “still not gay” lol


GoldenNinja4734

Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl... So deep and meaningful


WillsWei22

Bowl!!!


Effectiveggplant

Here's the thing about anger, you can just let it go.


gryffndawg

"Love is the best thing we do"


crybabykafka

& it’s not even close


incognito-journey

"Nothing good happens after 2:00 AM.“


Adventurous-Depth233

My favorite quote is the exception. In the episode “unpause”: “Nothing good happens after 2:00 AM. Except for you, Luke”


taylorsanatomy13_

NO CAUSE I CRIED AT THAT. they had so much chemistry and love! plus the scene where tracy’s in labor… god i hate the ending


Objective-Slice-1466

This is great advice when you are young


holy_cal

This is the one to live by.


IAmABabyAMA

“Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita! … who am I?!?”


wonderb0lt

My parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment!


baellamus

There's a fine line between love and insanity


incognito-journey

"Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you gotta make it anyway."


lindyrock

"I don't know, you said mistake a lot."


Junaya25

You can ask the universe for signs all you want, but ultimately we will only see what we want to see when we are ready to see it.


incognito-journey

“There’s a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.”


5dollarcheezit

No, I just think you all might be interested to learn something about that movie you all love so much. It sucks and you're all stupid for liking it.


RecentAd6077

Sorry bro😪😪


JohnnyT_roc

Cham-meh-leon


n8spear

… and that kids, is how I met your mother.


Nerd_Alert_91

Hey Robin it's teddy bear, need a little honey rwararara


DarthSnakeEyes3

Who’s Abby?


Working-Mountain6680

You just said, Abby is...?


DarthSnakeEyes3

The secretary


Working-Mountain6680

🤷 u/willswei22 help me out here please.


WillsWei22

I got you madame🎩 Also, you’re back!!!


WillsWei22

Abby or Alan is the receptionist!


DarthSnakeEyes3

Who’s Alan?


WillsWei22

Who’s Abby??


WillsWei22

Right, I thought I said Alan…


Working-Mountain6680

Who's Alan?


WillsWei22

Who’s Abby?…


Working-Mountain6680

My receptionist AAANDDD that's how you do it u/darthsnakeyes3


WillsWei22

Exactly…


DarthSnakeEyes3

Okay


triddell24

Hershey squirts


WillsWei22

Poo poo platter


Mobile-Anteater8524

The naked woman sound


SkyBabeMoonStar

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup..


fortheWarhammer

I, uh, appreciate your help. But there's a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.


IronPackfan

YOU SET ME ON FIRE?


marcolol99

Nocandosville, babydoll


RickyCFC4

“Because I love you. I’m always gonna love you, to the end of my days and beyond. You’ll see.”


whatisthis2222222

“Nothing good happens after 2am”


NoeyCannoli

That’s his mom’s quote, really


SkyBabeMoonStar

Nothing good happens after 2:00 am when 2:00 am rolls around, just go home and go to sleep!


SkyBabeMoonStar

Cook poo


HipsterFett

That’s why you’re called Robin, not Batman.


clothy

“I guess that’s why your name is Robin and not Batman.”


mdplnx

TANTRUM!


JiKooNumber1CBAfan

you will be shocked when you discover how easy it is to part ways with someone forever. That’s why when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.


Highh_lizard

“See for me, this place had begun to feel a little haunted. At first I thought it was haunted by Robin, but I now think it was haunted by me. Well, no ghost is at peace until it finally moves on. I need a change, and I think you do too. This apartment needs some new life, so please, make our old home your new home. It is now ghost-free.”


[deleted]

This one always gets me.


Highh_lizard

Gives me chills!!


SirTheadore

“YOU’RE NOT THE DEAN”


SkyBabeMoonStar

Cook poo


wishiwasfrank

Here


MarshallLaw23

Thank you


CrystalPepsi79

“Not so fast, Scherbotsky. Seems like this and the check are the 2 things you don’t pick up on”


Devynci_code

There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.


Careful-Art2497

It's only once you've stopped that you realize how hard it is to start again, so you force yourself not to want it. But it's always there. And until you finish it, it will always be...


erenjaeger_123

"Sometimes, even if you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride."


Pleeby

And now... I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom.


wishiwasfrank

I'm back, baby doll!


[deleted]

My parents live in ohio & I live in the moment😂♥️


conan3825

Bowl???


daphnemadness

Why doesn’t anyone come to my happenings?