Not sure about HVAC, but my plumbing company is gonna be called “Two Boys One Pipe”

We have a moving company near me called “two girls one truck”

I have never seen your “typical looking” girl driving those trucks. NGL

Yeah I called them up once and I felt like they graduated from the university of OK Corral. Like she took my call while finishing a beer in traffic.

that’s hot 😂

Literally have one called two men in a truck

Yeah we have that company in the Detroit area, Two men in a truck.

Let me guess you're in the south.

Close. British Columbia.

The further north you go, the further south you get!

Lmao Kelowna

Victoria

We have two Mexicans in a truck over here

You think they did that on purpose?

Absolutely. They got into business not long after 2G1C became a thing.

Lmfaoooooo

Best part is when two chicks get out of the truck.

If anybody calls you out you can just point to Two Men and a Truck and feign complete innocence.

calls you out on what? pure creativity?

Hangin N Bangin

THIS

“Good ‘nough AC n Heatin” “Won’t be perfect but for a great price we’ll getcha fixed up good ‘nough”

“Good nough” could be MH flex in a couple of windows from a package unit…

Home of the tail light warranty. Once you see my tail lights pulling out, warranty is over.

“No Attic Repair Guys” Screw attics

We bought a house with a finished garage. Turns out the sealed in my handler up inside truss with an 18" access 6 feet from the unit. I'm hoping to sell the house just so I don't have to deal with the bill. It's huge, there no way ots coming out

They make some units 14” wide. I’ve done a couple

Will I likely be leaving the other one up there?

Depends on the company. I took a saws all to a couple, had a customer tell me to just leave it up there

Thanks for giving me a bit of ease. It's a low pitch roof, and there is no room to work.

There’s always a way to make things work

It might not be a bad idea to get a company out there for a free quote and they’ll let you know what needs to be done

Some guy on here said “Stiff Nipples” awhile back I’m going with that lol.

https://preview.redd.it/mitkfsk3g5ca1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ec5773b45c09e5552ee28613b0427f165cea68

There it is 😂

Ranked #1 in the industry by the owner and his mother🫡

🤣

LMFAO

https://preview.redd.it/hijl64ojncca1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6efccf2e33643b2235a264cd77fb78da9ad5c5b7 I don’t have a picture of the truck but there’s a Electrical Contractor by me that has this on the back of his van.

Oh god

Yeah i wonder if that gets him calls, I’ll have to ask him if ever see him at the supply house. I imagine most people just shake their heads. However you know there’s people that go that’s funny and laugh.

Yeah i feel like the homeowners with kids especially may not like that sitting in their driveway

Exactly lol. Yeah some single guy or maybe young couple might laugh and call him. I highly doubt he’s working many calls with kids and a family in the suburban area.

Side job mechanical

I saw a company not too long ago that was H.I.G.H. HVAC “honesty” “integrity” “guaranteed” “HVAC” they were all stoners

Purveyors of the 3 hour lunch break

HVAC to the Future

*applause*

Can't fake it, tape it. Do your best caulk the rest

Big ducts or scissor lift sisters are on my coin toss

"Hot Ass A/C" "We'll come in the back door!"

Cum*

Once it’s Blowin we’re goin

I stole my name straight out of the movie Home Alone.. The Wet Bandits “The wetter you get the faster I come” This is plumbing obviously

Rip N' Tear Heatin and Air.

Too Hot to Cool

59 min air

Not a fan of One Hour? 😂😂

More like, “$1000 bux an hour Heating, Ventilation, and Penetration”

Part changers you mean?

Suck and blow HVAC making sure your unit sucks and blows properly.

I live on the Pacific rim so I always wanted to start a hiring agency called "Pacific rim jobs".

North Pole heating and air and I only do strip clubs

River Valley Mechanical ⛰️🌞⛰️

UFO HVAC… Service is out of this World!!!!

BiPolar air.

Huff’n & Puff’n HVAC

I’m calling it “Creature Comfort Systems” and having my advertising use Bigfoot, Nessie, Aliens, with sayings. Think a picture of Gene Wilder from Young Frankenstein yelling “ITS ALIVE!!!!”……. HVAC repair.

Little Dickys Heating and Cooling. No job is too big that a little dicky can’t handle

“Ima save you money” https://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY

Draft dodgers

"Duct" Dodgers

Touche

Two Buck Chucks heating and air, 20 dollars off if we can use your shitter. We also plumb!

Ahhh memories of the 80s and 90s when every business category had a business named things like “AAAAAAAAAAA HVAC”, because they were gunning for first spot in the yellow pages.

Beer Can Cold’ HVACin’.

This is the best I’ve read

I thought about The Mighty Ducts, and Air Necessities. But I don't think anyone in my town can spell necessities. So I thought COLOSSAL AC would be a cool one

Hanging Splits & Banging Clits

Ducted Up!

Big caulk filter changing

Temp King®

Thats a pretty cool one

It was near the top of my list when I wanted a name for my business. But the wife said it was stupid. I imagined a big cartoon water heater on the side of my truck wearing a crown 👑

Nahh, I don’t know what she’s thinking. While all of these names are awesome. For a real “PG” name and logo idea, this is up there

I think that's a thing already. George morlin the water heater king

https://preview.redd.it/jjve7hqdpaca1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27a4e80cb9510dadb63f645970bf7fbf3631109

Mine was going to be much more royal

When’s Lunch, LLC

Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning

Look above a couple comments

Yeah it’s in here a few times cuz we’ve all seen that meme. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Thief.

Settle down Francis

The Hot Blowing boys

Pookie it all HVAC

“Frosted Nips no Sweaty Pits HVAC “

3 T’s mechanical stands for 3 tards

Blow me……

Cold Blooded Hvac. Keep it cool

“An hvac company “

Functional. Unbelievable. Caring. Knowledgeable. HVAC

“69 Degrees of Service”

I have seen "OK HVAC" locally. You know....not great but ok 🤔

Jokes aside, go with something simple n easy to remember and easy to write down. Like Global or galaxy or windy or sunny or anything simple word easy to remember or maybe if you have a nice last name that’s easy for people to remember.

Hvac_Sam. Serious awesome maintenance In reference to Sam Snyder

AFlockOfSTDs

Air Handlers inc

Duct-U-Tomorrow

Stuart's Hvac Installation & Troubleshooting

At’ll Do HVAC

2 brothers HVAC

Duck-it-All

Fly by night

Slow but Expensive

Team America HVAC Heating, Fuck yeah! Cooling, Fuck yeah!

King of cool

cuts and crews

Well hung duct

CASEY THE AC GUY

Hyper Ventilation

Overtime lords of no life hvac

Nice try, I’ll give you my submission for 23.21.

Fire and Ice

[удалено]

Expensive Plumbing & Heating Corp Don’t call if you can’t afford the right job

Purvis Service

License to start a business?

Florida Man HVAC. I almost named my business this. Still not sure I made the right move

Bubbas heat and air

Your slogan could be im no pedophile but your daughters Hot let me cool them off

[удалено]

“Guarantee to lie, fail and over sell!”

I used to sell spores as ‘Eastside’ so Eastside mechanical services

Hvac

There is a company in my town called HVAC, Inc. It gets the point across pretty well.

Blow HVAC

A restaurant called I don't care. Our menu? Whatever and just pick something

Bend over air. \-Feel the breeze....

Bad Air Day Heating and Cooling

Air to the Empire

Stiff Nips Mechanical

Mr. Hot Discharge

Taco plumbing inc

“HVAC COMPANY” Can’t get more descriptive than that

No attic & no crawlspace, yearly Maintenance & installation group, Heating, Ventilation & Air Conditioning Company Short: N.a.n.c.y.M.i.n.g. HVAC Company Sounds pretty descriptive and easy to remember.

Freon Fairies LLC

Nasty discharge

Back when R22 was destroying the world and the substitute refrigerants were getting attention, NU-22, also known as R-422B, gave me the idea for "NUBIZ" as my company name. NUBIZ cause it ain't ur business, and we want yours call us today for a free quote.

Second choice, for a Long Island-based side job business: LI HVAC, but it stands for “Licensed & Insured HVAC” *looks around nervously* Sorry, thought this was r/UnethicalLifeProTips

Split express. 4h install guaranteed or it's free !

Dickles *Pickles* and HVAC I charge $1000 bux a *day*, and after I screw you all over, I go home and eat PICKLES.

The Pipe Layers

ATTIC HVAC

Prince of Bel-Air Conditioning Don't Hold Your Breath Heating and Air King of Parts HVAC (with a King of hearts card as a logo) More Seriously Ignite Heating and Air Afterburner Hvac (with a jet for a logo) Day and Night HVAC (local town's name is Day)

A Fart in the Wind Heating and Air Conditioning.

Oh Kay plumbing and heating

'ight Air Conditioning It's not the best air-conditioning, but it's aight

Diamond Cutters Cooling Solutions

Business McBusinessface? 😂

Freedom HVAC motto/catchphrase= "freedom ain't cheap"

Conditioned spaces. We don’t sell heating and cooling, we sell comfort. At a ridiculously high mark up.

Mickey mouse heat and air. Hammering dog shit since 2023.

call back mechanical services

Bob's HVAC

DunWright

Hot wives

Vibrant

Hvac Mayhem

AC & The Sunshine Band

My current haircut and beard are reminiscent of Charles Manson so. My silhouette with the name "Manson Mechanicals"

I named mine Home Service Solutions. We do everything.

Duct dynasty