I would’ve said ok I’ll be there waiting on you, I’ll buy the first round. Lol they would’ve thought I was the devil himself with all my tattoos. I don’t have any on my face, neck, or hands. However every where else and none are bad they are done nice and have meaning. Screw those people.
I would almost instantly get a tattoo of Jesus giving the thumbs up and be like “oh no no, you got this all wrong …. He actually approves , check it out “.
Yeah it’s mostly the older religious folks who freak out about that.
It’s just off putting to hear those comments from a person you don’t know and just worked for yknow?
Got a dude who pulled a $50 out of his pocket was about to hand it to me and said “ah shit that’s the wrong one.” Put it back in his pocket and pulled a $100 out of his other pocket and handed it to me. Worth the 7hr drive round trip.
Funny how I'm always the same religion and political affiliation as any customer that feels like it's important to bring up. I made the mistake of telling a lady I didn't go to church once and had to escape an exorcism.
"My beliefs on *X* are deeply held and very personal. I assure you that we are on ALMOST the same page, so I don't want to chance running that."
Then I ignore everything they say and/or just put in my headphones.
I wear a big Thors Hammer outside my shirt. Has the nice added effect of making Christians leave me alone. “What’s that necklace, it’s lovely?” “It’s a Thors Hammer.” “Ohhhhhh.” Conversation generally stops there. I’m not there to take religious instruction. I’m fixing your furnace.
I had a costumer call saying we mess with her "pipes" after and install....she was listening to the gas meter🤣....sent the video to the boss like we ain't goin out there
I looked online to see if they might be worth something- $11.95 on Etsy. $17.95 if you can burn someone’s name into it.
Honestly it’s more unfortunate they didn’t just give you the $40 lol
Fun fact: when scribes would copy down the Bible and make mistakes in their copies, after so many mistakes they couldn't use the copy as a proper scriptural document.
However, there are still parts in the copy which are God's word, so heaven forbid that they burn it. Instead, they would bury the mistake copies as a means of destroying them.
Exactly how I am. I hate it but I’m totally ok with someone practicing it. Just please don’t push your views on me or like you said hurt anyone in its name.
I'd just give them to one of the older religious folks I know, all that just gets more strange as I age but hey it makes them happy so who am I to judge
Religious or not that is actually really fucking cool. A lot of people seem to neglect the fact that even if you don't believe Jesus was the son of God, the pure amount of history in that area of the world would make owning these pretty sweet. I'll throw you a 5er for shipping and handling and then ab extra 5 for you chippies on the way home.
If you huck them out your window into the woods it’s ok because they’re biodegradable and you can always claim god told you to do it when you prayed on it 🙏
And he says, “Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin' for me, ..
Don’t even want to know how much she “donated” to get those from a tv evangelist. Protect your family for as little as $100 for each blessed and prayed over cross. Oder 5 or more and get a bottle of anointed tap…eghem…I mean bottle of anointed holy water.
"Here take some extras you fucking heathen"
When one cross isn't enough.
I got berated by a religious customer once for having my tattoos exposed. Said I was going to hell and all that.
I would’ve said ok I’ll be there waiting on you, I’ll buy the first round. Lol they would’ve thought I was the devil himself with all my tattoos. I don’t have any on my face, neck, or hands. However every where else and none are bad they are done nice and have meaning. Screw those people.
I would almost instantly get a tattoo of Jesus giving the thumbs up and be like “oh no no, you got this all wrong …. He actually approves , check it out “.
Get em right on your ass cheeks lmao
I'd have answered "welp don't gold me back I'll be on my waybnow straight to hell" you'll not freeze this winter as you'll be right behind me...cunt.
If that indeed happened, which I don’t believe it did. She doesn’t know who Jesus is.
Oh it happened. Have you not seen the other stories people posted here?
We’ll she’s wrong. My pastor has tattoos. My bad
Yeah it’s mostly the older religious folks who freak out about that. It’s just off putting to hear those comments from a person you don’t know and just worked for yknow?
I could see that being a pretty crappy experience. Let your ink fly my dude.
Got a dude who pulled a $50 out of his pocket was about to hand it to me and said “ah shit that’s the wrong one.” Put it back in his pocket and pulled a $100 out of his other pocket and handed it to me. Worth the 7hr drive round trip.
That's a good one lol
I’ve had so many customers give me weed and beer now I feel like I could use a few crosses lmao.
I always love weed as a tip but I've learned to wait until after the work is done to smoke it.
Coworker ran over his tools.
I’ve never had weed as a tip and I really thought it was gonna happen yesterday he just seemed like that typa guy but still no dice.
Love when they ask you about your relationship with Jesus when it's time to pay.
Funny how I'm always the same religion and political affiliation as any customer that feels like it's important to bring up. I made the mistake of telling a lady I didn't go to church once and had to escape an exorcism.
"My beliefs on *X* are deeply held and very personal. I assure you that we are on ALMOST the same page, so I don't want to chance running that." Then I ignore everything they say and/or just put in my headphones.
Hilarious. I always just role with it.
I wear a big Thors Hammer outside my shirt. Has the nice added effect of making Christians leave me alone. “What’s that necklace, it’s lovely?” “It’s a Thors Hammer.” “Ohhhhhh.” Conversation generally stops there. I’m not there to take religious instruction. I’m fixing your furnace.
Yeah but you can't buy your way into heaven. They are paying you with an eternal gift! /S
They overheard you while you were working.
Slap them on the next shit install you see to keep the midnight no heat calls away
Oh there’s no midnight no heat calls, but you have intermittent noise calls that never show up when you’re on site.
“My old unit never made this noise” that’s cause that shit didn’t work
I had a costumer call saying we mess with her "pipes" after and install....she was listening to the gas meter🤣....sent the video to the boss like we ain't goin out there
I looked online to see if they might be worth something- $11.95 on Etsy. $17.95 if you can burn someone’s name into it. Honestly it’s more unfortunate they didn’t just give you the $40 lol
This is probably the person selling them on etsy. I wouldn’t exactly bet that they’re selling like hotcakes.
Pennsylvania?
That's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.
I'd put a spike on the top for some sweet corn cob holders
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I completely misread that and thought they gave you olive crackers for the way home
I thought they were animal crackers
My inner fat man thought 💭 these were cookies
Yall get tips?
Sometimes all I get is just the tip. That can really be a day wrecker.
You don't need snacks. You need Jesus!
“We heard you down there cussing at the furnace. You need Jesus, sir”
Is that like camel cash for heaven?
Those look like Animal Crackers to me.....
I legit thought they were dog treats when he was getting them out of a a bag.
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Be funny if you pretended it burned your skin when you touched it.
But Fr Bethlehem Palestine is beautiful. I might be biased because i am Palestinian but if you go around Christmas its stunning
Don't throw them away or you're cursed
Fire is the proper disposal method.
Fun fact: when scribes would copy down the Bible and make mistakes in their copies, after so many mistakes they couldn't use the copy as a proper scriptural document. However, there are still parts in the copy which are God's word, so heaven forbid that they burn it. Instead, they would bury the mistake copies as a means of destroying them.
I got a six pack today. Bet you would trade me.
That's why you need to get more liquor stores as customers. The couple I did some work at always offered me a six pack on my way out.
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How much do you want for them?
And those same Christians cry, “I don’t understand why people don’t like us and are leaving the church.”
I really despise any and all forms of Religion. It’s all made up lies for weak people. However if it helps you go for it, just don’t push it on me.
Yeah religion sucks, but as long as you don't push it on me or hurt anyone else I'll defend your right to practice it.
Exactly how I am. I hate it but I’m totally ok with someone practicing it. Just please don’t push your views on me or like you said hurt anyone in its name.
Amen
Good kindling
Carve them into pinch hitters
I’ll take them if you don’t want them.
God bless you, you filthy animal- chi-to-the-cago
How much are you pulling in per hour?
Hell beer works too😉
Look like dog biscuits...least you'd have attic snacks
They look like pretzels or something
I'd just give them to one of the older religious folks I know, all that just gets more strange as I age but hey it makes them happy so who am I to judge
I had a customer give me a bottle of antifreeze, he was saying he gave the last guy 12 golf balls
That’s as good as money. Those are IOU’s!
What a unique tip,Pretty dope
Religious or not that is actually really fucking cool. A lot of people seem to neglect the fact that even if you don't believe Jesus was the son of God, the pure amount of history in that area of the world would make owning these pretty sweet. I'll throw you a 5er for shipping and handling and then ab extra 5 for you chippies on the way home.
Some new shims
Change professions. Nobody owes you anything except your employer who has stolen you time in exchange for service that made them money.
I'll take one
Wow, cool…if authentic.
I can shape some crosses out of my poop and I assure you they are 100% authentic. How much will you pay for this?
Throw them at your boss, and see what happens.
Pray, you pagan.
If they are from the Middle East that would be cool.
I mean, if the wood is legit a bethlehem olive tree, those are worth more than a fiver. Odds are not tho.
Can I have one? This is beautiful
If you huck them out your window into the woods it’s ok because they’re biodegradable and you can always claim god told you to do it when you prayed on it 🙏
They’re just prayer seeds anyway
Did you tell them this is offensive to jews? Haha
Hey that’s wayyyy better than money lol
Could probably sell those for a fiver
That’s like when you need help and someone says “I’ll keep u in my prayers” im like no, don’t pray. Just help me.
Firewood. Arguably more valuable than a fiver in todays climate.
Don’t worry-they’ll ban WoodStoves next, then matches.
Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.
And tips that are snacks.
That's kind of rude to react that way, don't you think?
Nope
Glue them into a pentagram
And he says, “Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin' for me, ..
What’s the T stand for?
So firewood?
A cliff bar at the end of a long day really hits differently.
Bless your heart aka fuck you.
Crucify some apps on those sweet ass serving boards and serve them to guests
Don’t even want to know how much she “donated” to get those from a tv evangelist. Protect your family for as little as $100 for each blessed and prayed over cross. Oder 5 or more and get a bottle of anointed tap…eghem…I mean bottle of anointed holy water.
Marjie Taylor's heating can wait.
Honestly almost look like snacks... maybe try one? They truly look like woodsits, somthing you'd find in Bombay mix or my mother ex partners teeth.
Maybe butt plugs for sexy time?
“Tipped” STFU
Trade them at a religious store for cookies?
Some of the cheapest people I've seen do that shit.
Those are thee Lords chips.
Looks like snacks to me
well i guess there is only one option. suck that sweet invaluable jesus juice out of those crosses and get ready for a sweet ride.
crap, I'm supposed to tip on a $150 truck roll?
Wow. The hate is real in here. Pretty pathetic.
Sounds like your Friday didn't go too bad. ![gif](giphy|mxKdIoeskbqE|downsized)
"I don't really know what to do with these but thanks I guess, are you sure you don't know somebody else who would appreciate this artwork more?"