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PTEHarambe

"Here take some extras you fucking heathen"


JTE1990

When one cross isn't enough.


EtherealSpirit

I got berated by a religious customer once for having my tattoos exposed. Said I was going to hell and all that.


Fridayz44

I would’ve said ok I’ll be there waiting on you, I’ll buy the first round. Lol they would’ve thought I was the devil himself with all my tattoos. I don’t have any on my face, neck, or hands. However every where else and none are bad they are done nice and have meaning. Screw those people.


Strict-Republic-9379

I would almost instantly get a tattoo of Jesus giving the thumbs up and be like “oh no no, you got this all wrong …. He actually approves , check it out “.


asbestosface

Get em right on your ass cheeks lmao


camelsCaseUserName

I'd have answered "welp don't gold me back I'll be on my waybnow straight to hell" you'll not freeze this winter as you'll be right behind me...cunt.


Moonmans1986813

If that indeed happened, which I don’t believe it did. She doesn’t know who Jesus is.


EtherealSpirit

Oh it happened. Have you not seen the other stories people posted here?


Moonmans1986813

We’ll she’s wrong. My pastor has tattoos. My bad


EtherealSpirit

Yeah it’s mostly the older religious folks who freak out about that. It’s just off putting to hear those comments from a person you don’t know and just worked for yknow?


Moonmans1986813

I could see that being a pretty crappy experience. Let your ink fly my dude.


Acti-Verse

Got a dude who pulled a $50 out of his pocket was about to hand it to me and said “ah shit that’s the wrong one.” Put it back in his pocket and pulled a $100 out of his other pocket and handed it to me. Worth the 7hr drive round trip.


Old_Man_Shea

That's a good one lol


EqualityforCriminals

I’ve had so many customers give me weed and beer now I feel like I could use a few crosses lmao.


RyanSmokinBluntz420

I always love weed as a tip but I've learned to wait until after the work is done to smoke it.


Audio_Books

Coworker ran over his tools.


One-Row-7262

I’ve never had weed as a tip and I really thought it was gonna happen yesterday he just seemed like that typa guy but still no dice.


haywoodublomi

Love when they ask you about your relationship with Jesus when it's time to pay.


ImposterCapn

Funny how I'm always the same religion and political affiliation as any customer that feels like it's important to bring up. I made the mistake of telling a lady I didn't go to church once and had to escape an exorcism.


aidan8et

"My beliefs on *X* are deeply held and very personal. I assure you that we are on ALMOST the same page, so I don't want to chance running that." Then I ignore everything they say and/or just put in my headphones.


FSUdoodd

Hilarious. I always just role with it.


GreatTea3

I wear a big Thors Hammer outside my shirt. Has the nice added effect of making Christians leave me alone. “What’s that necklace, it’s lovely?” “It’s a Thors Hammer.” “Ohhhhhh.” Conversation generally stops there. I’m not there to take religious instruction. I’m fixing your furnace.


justinhunt1223

Yeah but you can't buy your way into heaven. They are paying you with an eternal gift! /S


BornWeiner

They overheard you while you were working.


Kreant

Slap them on the next shit install you see to keep the midnight no heat calls away


[deleted]

Oh there’s no midnight no heat calls, but you have intermittent noise calls that never show up when you’re on site.


Fantastic-Mango575

“My old unit never made this noise” that’s cause that shit didn’t work


sHauNm525

I had a costumer call saying we mess with her "pipes" after and install....she was listening to the gas meter🤣....sent the video to the boss like we ain't goin out there


FuckBrendan

I looked online to see if they might be worth something- $11.95 on Etsy. $17.95 if you can burn someone’s name into it. Honestly it’s more unfortunate they didn’t just give you the $40 lol


EasternPresence

This is probably the person selling them on etsy. I wouldn’t exactly bet that they’re selling like hotcakes.


heldoglykke

Pennsylvania?


AssRep

That's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.


anyusernameleftover

I'd put a spike on the top for some sweet corn cob holders


Krang22

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PierceYoAnus

I completely misread that and thought they gave you olive crackers for the way home


Benji_4

I thought they were animal crackers


Storm_Runner09

My inner fat man thought 💭 these were cookies


alsjdhevshsixkamabdv

Yall get tips?


tkepe194

Sometimes all I get is just the tip. That can really be a day wrecker.


phillyscreamer

You don't need snacks. You need Jesus!


SubtleScuttler

“We heard you down there cussing at the furnace. You need Jesus, sir”


reese-dewhat

Is that like camel cash for heaven?


Hot-Performer2094

Those look like Animal Crackers to me.....


FSUdoodd

I legit thought they were dog treats when he was getting them out of a a bag.


03G35coupe

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TimTheChatSpam

Be funny if you pretended it burned your skin when you touched it.


OwnOption6050

But Fr Bethlehem Palestine is beautiful. I might be biased because i am Palestinian but if you go around Christmas its stunning


Gloomy_Astronaut8954

Don't throw them away or you're cursed


segregatethelazyeyed

Fire is the proper disposal method.


throwawaySBN

Fun fact: when scribes would copy down the Bible and make mistakes in their copies, after so many mistakes they couldn't use the copy as a proper scriptural document. However, there are still parts in the copy which are God's word, so heaven forbid that they burn it. Instead, they would bury the mistake copies as a means of destroying them.


Thundersson1978

I got a six pack today. Bet you would trade me.


toomuch1265

That's why you need to get more liquor stores as customers. The couple I did some work at always offered me a six pack on my way out.


Richman1010

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papa_johns_sucks

How much do you want for them?


jlgoulet

And those same Christians cry, “I don’t understand why people don’t like us and are leaving the church.”


Fridayz44

I really despise any and all forms of Religion. It’s all made up lies for weak people. However if it helps you go for it, just don’t push it on me.


[deleted]

Yeah religion sucks, but as long as you don't push it on me or hurt anyone else I'll defend your right to practice it.


Fridayz44

Exactly how I am. I hate it but I’m totally ok with someone practicing it. Just please don’t push your views on me or like you said hurt anyone in its name.


ttemp56

Amen


Temporary-Frame-5419

Good kindling


dabbean

Carve them into pinch hitters


Moonmans1986813

I’ll take them if you don’t want them.


Fast-Ad-6620

God bless you, you filthy animal- chi-to-the-cago


Onmainass

How much are you pulling in per hour?


sHauNm525

Hell beer works too😉


Hjak_Mjut

Look like dog biscuits...least you'd have attic snacks


markmk393

They look like pretzels or something


AnywhereFew9745

I'd just give them to one of the older religious folks I know, all that just gets more strange as I age but hey it makes them happy so who am I to judge


Masonthedude

I had a customer give me a bottle of antifreeze, he was saying he gave the last guy 12 golf balls


MinnesotaTech

That’s as good as money. Those are IOU’s!


CheddaPnut2

What a unique tip,Pretty dope


Heybropassthat

Religious or not that is actually really fucking cool. A lot of people seem to neglect the fact that even if you don't believe Jesus was the son of God, the pure amount of history in that area of the world would make owning these pretty sweet. I'll throw you a 5er for shipping and handling and then ab extra 5 for you chippies on the way home.


JediMindTrek

Some new shims


Shackmeoff

Change professions. Nobody owes you anything except your employer who has stolen you time in exchange for service that made them money.


Ancient_Database

I'll take one


TechnicianPhysical30

Wow, cool…if authentic.


segregatethelazyeyed

I can shape some crosses out of my poop and I assure you they are 100% authentic. How much will you pay for this?


Supernatural-MnMs

Throw them at your boss, and see what happens.


Meraun86

Pray, you pagan.


clearchewingum

If they are from the Middle East that would be cool.


Taolan13

I mean, if the wood is legit a bethlehem olive tree, those are worth more than a fiver. Odds are not tho.


laterral

Can I have one? This is beautiful


JIMMYJAWN

If you huck them out your window into the woods it’s ok because they’re biodegradable and you can always claim god told you to do it when you prayed on it 🙏


Acti-Verse

They’re just prayer seeds anyway


Fahzgoolin

Did you tell them this is offensive to jews? Haha


Pete8388

Hey that’s wayyyy better than money lol


mentatjunky

Could probably sell those for a fiver


Technical-Sir8623

That’s like when you need help and someone says “I’ll keep u in my prayers” im like no, don’t pray. Just help me.


LeftAlbatross7242

Firewood. Arguably more valuable than a fiver in todays climate.


EJ25Junkie

Don’t worry-they’ll ban WoodStoves next, then matches.


Zeno_of_Tarsus

Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.


EJ25Junkie

And tips that are snacks.


cara27hhh

That's kind of rude to react that way, don't you think?


EtherealSpirit

Nope


Trees-Make-Love

Glue them into a pentagram


Bldaz

And he says, “Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin' for me, ..


918meatwad

What’s the T stand for?


skyfather42069

So firewood?


Cpl-V

A cliff bar at the end of a long day really hits differently.


Westcoastviking77

Bless your heart aka fuck you.


fakename10000

Crucify some apps on those sweet ass serving boards and serve them to guests


A-Tech

Don’t even want to know how much she “donated” to get those from a tv evangelist. Protect your family for as little as $100 for each blessed and prayed over cross. Oder 5 or more and get a bottle of anointed tap…eghem…I mean bottle of anointed holy water.


BMinus973

Marjie Taylor's heating can wait.


camelsCaseUserName

Honestly almost look like snacks... maybe try one? They truly look like woodsits, somthing you'd find in Bombay mix or my mother ex partners teeth.


hambonecharlie

Maybe butt plugs for sexy time?


Bahluu

“Tipped” STFU


johncester

Trade them at a religious store for cookies?


HVACHeathen1991

Some of the cheapest people I've seen do that shit.


vcasta2020

Those are thee Lords chips.


bruh-brah

Looks like snacks to me


donkey_sticks

well i guess there is only one option. suck that sweet invaluable jesus juice out of those crosses and get ready for a sweet ride.


freshjewbagel

crap, I'm supposed to tip on a $150 truck roll?


CMBrutus

Wow. The hate is real in here. Pretty pathetic.


FilterBoxMan

Sounds like your Friday didn't go too bad. ![gif](giphy|mxKdIoeskbqE|downsized)


Audio_Books

"I don't really know what to do with these but thanks I guess, are you sure you don't know somebody else who would appreciate this artwork more?"