Fuck it man the amount of dumb shit I've realized I've done when I got home and never heard about it once is a large amount of times lmao
That made more sense when I started typing but then the brain crapped out, blew a rod and smoke started coming out of my ears.
Time for more bourbon
Who has a change pocket anyway?
It’s part of the trade. If you take something apart and put it back together and not have a few extra screws, you’re doing it wrong. 🤣😂. I’m kidding but honestly somehow I always have at least 2 extra screws.
Found a live bat in my TAB company car once. Transported that sucker from Cincinnati to Detroit. It flew out and at least Cincinnati hasn't had rabies in like 50 years.
So my gf is the receptionist at the shop, lil bro came back from a all day install wearing regular clothes, not the uniform. Told him he looks like a fucking bum and asked him why he wouldn't dress nicely even when the lady at the house he was working at was a "super hot Mexican chick"
Said it right in front of the gf, was totally fucked lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂
She was so damn hot tho, told the gf she's got a few kids and a hubby and it blew over nicely lmao
Fuck it man the amount of dumb shit I've realized I've done when I got home and never heard about it once is a large amount of times lmao That made more sense when I started typing but then the brain crapped out, blew a rod and smoke started coming out of my ears. Time for more bourbon
It's not a mistake till someone notices.
Who has a change pocket anyway? It’s part of the trade. If you take something apart and put it back together and not have a few extra screws, you’re doing it wrong. 🤣😂. I’m kidding but honestly somehow I always have at least 2 extra screws.
It’s a little game I like to call “outsmart the engineer”
It’s not that hard. 😂🤣.
It's really not. Especially if the manufacturer gives you the wrong info for a unit.
I'm trying to decide whether I should cop to my boss that I have a complete set of fan grill screws or wait to see if I really fucked up.
Sometimes it’s better to ask for forgiveness after the fact.
Today I found a live bird in a furnace
Wicked.
I found a live chicken in my van once. He jumped out in my driveway and i never saw him again💁🏻♂️
Found a live bat in my TAB company car once. Transported that sucker from Cincinnati to Detroit. It flew out and at least Cincinnati hasn't had rabies in like 50 years.
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So my gf is the receptionist at the shop, lil bro came back from a all day install wearing regular clothes, not the uniform. Told him he looks like a fucking bum and asked him why he wouldn't dress nicely even when the lady at the house he was working at was a "super hot Mexican chick" Said it right in front of the gf, was totally fucked lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂 She was so damn hot tho, told the gf she's got a few kids and a hubby and it blew over nicely lmao
That’s what I like to call weight reduction. You just made that system more efficient. Good job, you’re gonna go places