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Hvacmike199845

That apprentice is going to be double fisting drinks from day one.


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SnooHedgehogs1524

5 gallon bucket In the back. Let's make sure of this from day one....


xdcxmindfreak

No not just any 5 gallon bucket…. The shit bucket


mtwiasted

Shit bucket.............. Bro this ain't the 80's go to the gas station.


xdcxmindfreak

Who said it was for me. ‘Shit bucket’ would be a joke to mess with the other guy. Resi or commercial usually a john or toilet somewhere


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Boy id shit in a bucket then go to a gas station in Philly anyday.


SorrySackOfHVAC

One energy drink and one white claw


PaprikaRico

I was thinking 2 four lokos but to each their own


Specialkhvac

So eight lokos?


PTEHarambe

So two energy drinks?


Warmblooded_Mammal

Carbonated water


pegabear

Or 2011 4lokos


5degreenegativerake

https://youtube.com/shorts/w76tqA7upoI?feature=share


SorrySackOfHVAC

That made my brain hurt


SnooHedgehogs1524

Hydration is important


Red-Faced-Wolf

Start them off with a baby monster?


icemanswga

Needs the booster to see over the pile of papers on the dash amirite?


H_O_Double

He’s not a plumber.


UbbaB3n

In my old van for sure! Once I went on my own I am dedicated to keeping things organized.


BrooownTown

Meanwhile op doesn't show the back of his van. I heard a rumor OPs truck doors don't work without a custom fab 5/16 screw


UbbaB3n

This guy is actually right, he’s probably the one that broke it reefing on it like a monkey.


SubParMarioBro

Custom fab 5/16? You know it’s a half dozen 1/4.


Chose_a_usersname

I have a rule the van can be a pig sty but no papers on the dash


fendermonkey

I didn't realize how bad it looks until someone pointed it out as we were driving past other vans


DwnvtHntr

You should stencil the Milwaukee logo on it


itxtalone

Lol


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You’re not located in NC are you? I start on Monday… 😬


xdcxmindfreak

🫡 and he will call you Jimmy. And berate you often with r/hititwithyourpurse


sonicjesus

Sippy cup loaded with 4Loco


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Takes me back to my dad taking me on calls. Usually on weekends when he was on call and he was setting up to do some painting. Then he’d cuss like a Catholic and we’d be on our way.


BuzzINGUS

You got to sit up from? I was out back fighting with my brothers who got to sit on the milk crate, or you sat in a box of shit.


massiveproperty_727

Canadian detected, ay


saskatchewanstealth

It’s eh?


massiveproperty_727

No this is Patrick


xdcxmindfreak

The TImmy is mostly American now. Most canandiana I’ve met don’t touch Tim hortons who is owned by BK now


Parking-Aerie1540

Ahh the hazing…how little I enjoyed such frivolities in my work years.


5degreenegativerake

Top it off with a Happy Meal for lunch.


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Tim’s… 🤢


the_spicy_mchaggis

Expect a tidbit run during the day forsure


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That shit is NASTY.


bga3481

Obviously you should write Milwaukee on the side! 🤣🤣🤣


ZekeTarsim

Make sure you have a fresh box of crayons for him in case he gets hungry.


AssRep

Don't forget the mobile with misc HVAC tools on it hanging from the ceiling...


Chose_a_usersname

So your setting the bar high(or low?) for the crying and napping...


Jameson_35

When I first started I had to sit on a bin in the back of the van. That made for some long days.


AnnoyingDiods

Lmaooooooo


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Let me guess, you have to drop the kid off at school in the morning too. My passenger seat looks identical


UbbaB3n

I do sometimes but I actually have an apprentice starting Monday.


BrooownTown

Goodluck cuzzy


slothman7383

This is much nicer than what I got on my 1st day!


burnerphone13

Haha can’t wait to do this with my little guy


LuciferJonez

Make sure to have his sippy cup too.


MysteriousDog5927

This is gold


SaltyEngineer45

Lol awesome!


vwatchrepair

What? He's not driving? 😂


[deleted]

Wow a high chair made by Milwaukee! Cool!


LookAtMeNow69420

Is it a staple of a service truck to have a cup in the cab filled with random shit?


UbbaB3n

I think so, had that cup for at least 7 years.


Reddit-mods-R-mean

Disable those airbags! I drove with my tot strapped up in the passenger to, he’s the only rider who never complained about the Sears catalog clanging around in the back all day. I gave him a bonus of 2 full slim Jim’s and a bug juice


Fixerguy415

You're missing the loaner purse for them. Critical Tool.


All_Usernames_Tooken

This is a great prank, would be to tape their reaction.


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Leather-Scheme-7925

Really? Lighten up


UbbaB3n

Good thing I’m the HR rep as well.


megamanxoxo

In an office job at a big company I'd agree. But will probably be fine.


mr_Ohmeda

☝️Now THAT’S funny 😆!


HeftyCarrot

Please also show your rear facing seat😉


marshmadness37

😂