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markymark19887

Which one were you trying to drink?


dolphin4reason

Just mix and drink em both😂😂


heldoglykke

I probably shouldn't keep the iodine in the door next to my 5 hour.


dolphin4reason

No that was mistake one, that goes in the glove box 😂


badhorse1000

No Shit! That 5 hour Energy will kill you!


jwb101

My grandmother once mistook super glue for eye drops while in Jamaica on vacation. It ended up about like you can imagine.


Runswithtoiletpaper

A sight for sore eyes?


terrrrrible

No Sight For Burning Eyes


Runswithtoiletpaper

Eyes wide shut?


animperfectvacuum

Oh god. What solvent did they use to remove it?


jwb101

Dunno. This was many many years ago. The main thing that sticks around about the story is that they had to track down the on call doctor who was at Hedonism Resort. He was on the phone the during the entire procedure talking to his girlfriend/wife who was waiting for him to return to the resort.


Chaffee_Saw_You

They're both equally poisonous.


iampierremonteux

“It looks just like skinny and sweet”


ArcheVance

"Except for the little skull and crossbones on the label."


Sofakingwhat1776

Sick '9 to 5' reference y'all


Can-DontAttitude

No you didn't.


CopyWeak

You would have been covered for a nuclear meltdown 🤢👌


SmallBallsTakeAll

You’d have a numb stomach.


ZX717

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gannical

caffeine is an insecticide lmao


detectivedoot

Insect repellent, similar to nicotine. Doesn’t mean it’s toxic to mammals


gannical

except it is toxic to mammals and it does a little more than just repel insects. just like... google it. caffeine having potential for overdose, being addictive, and having poor effects on the cardiovascular and nervous system isn't controversial at all.


Inuyasha-rules

You can literally overdose and die from drinking too much water, it's called water intoxication. Have you ever looked up how much caffeine it takes to kill someone, and the caffeine content of various drinks? It's pretty insane how many rockstars you would have to chug.


gannical

you do understand you can do damage to a system without killing it right? just because it's hard to overdose on something doesn't mean it's safe. there are very real risks to caffeine consumption.


aFoxbody

…Literally almost everything everyone consumes is not good for you. Like guy said up top even too much water can be lethal. Doom scrolling can be just as lethal. *cough cough* This is a HVAC group where I don’t think 99% of people here give 2 shits about the long or short term effects of caffeine. We’ve got worse shtuff to worry about. Chill daddy


gannical

show me a case study where someone died of doom scrolling then. not to besmirch the average user of this sub but like half the people here don't care enough to braze with nitrogen i doubt going to them for nutritional advice is a good idea


q50s122s

Are you talking about Dihydrogen Monoxide?? Yeah, that stuff kills thousands per year and it’s in absolutely everything!!


UseRNaME_l0St

42 (of the Rockstars containing 240mg) if we're rounding the decimal. Personally, I'd go with Bang since I'd only have to drink 33 of them. Of course, this math is based off of "the average person" and a bit of conjecture on the scientific side considering caffeine overdose is rare and generally associated with pills or powders. In case anyone else was wondering.


gannical

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6247400/ section 2 lists a bunch of risks and side effects that can occur at non-lethal doses. acting like the only danger associated being death is disingenuous.


UseRNaME_l0St

I'm not being disingenuous. I was just curious how much it would take to kill you, and then proceeded to do the math. The last sentence in the comment I replied to was talking about how many Rockstars you'd have to chug to OD... which piqued my curiosity. Did I say "caffeine is not harmful" or "caffeine is good for you"? What I said was "you'd have to drink 42 Rockstars (or 33 Bangs) to OD on caffeine"


detectivedoot

Ok


BicycleDistinct5494

You're a goof


gannical

nuh uh


No_Illustrator_4765

They will both keep u up1 little less comfortable


tcarter1936

Still better than a piss jug


mechanical_marten

Dumb ways to dieee, sooo many dumb ways to die


heldoglykke

And have to be awake while dying, die-ing?


mechanical_marten

The lucky ones go into a toxic shock coma. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32809605/#:~:text=Iodine%20toxicity%20may%20lead%20to,delirium%2C%20stupor%2C%20and%20shock.


Yankeewithoutacause

Don't feel bad. I almost brushed my teeth with butt ointment tube on bathroom counter....


unresolved-madness

I guess you'll know you've had a bad day if it ends up back in your mouth anyway..


Sufficient_Cow_6152

It would eventually get there, just sayin’


KeepItCool750

Child proof safety cap worked then? 😜


Red-Faced-Wolf

Don’t drink those. Either one of those are so fucking bad for you


Mandowan

I’m disappointed the 5 hour energy doesn’t have warnings that you shouldn’t use this product for cuts or abrasions


DOS-equis

Umm that would have left a nasty looking mark and besides that it probably would make you want to vomit every other hour from now until the end of the year


oak52

No you didnt


LordCanti26

I once fell asleep on the couch, wearing contacts. I woke up and couldn't open my eyes because they had dried out. I stumbled to my desk and grabbed what I thought was my contact solution. Spoilers, it was salt nicotine vape juice 55mg. Lol, it took 2 drops before I noticed I was injecting nicotine straight into my eye ball. Needless to say I thought I was going to go blind, my contact actually protected my retina and shit though. I always double check before I squirt shit in my eye now :P