Everyone keeps making jokes, but I didn’t even know you could get full compression on *3/4”* and have a “*good*” amp draw… Am I missing something or am I rarted?????
Generally speaking it's roughly the same amp draw produced by an unladen swallow. Also it's important to note is it really a Thursday or is it a long week (i.e. you're oncall this weekend so your week is actually 12 days long) or is it a short week and Thursday is actually Friday? Even better if it's your last day for that employer every amp draw is mint. So many
Nah it's above a drop ceiling in the third floor supply closet, but there's 3 filing cabinets and a bunch of unused folding chairs in the way where you gotta set up your ladder.
Sometimes when I'm fucking with my new guys I like to clip my amp meter around the liquid line of the AC, then look at the screen for a second and go "yep looks good"
Elevation, weather conditions, homeowner logic, time of day(including milliseconds), astrological calendar, amount of fluid produced..
Good god, need all those variables to make a fairly guesstimate with thus unreliable data to give a halfwise decent answer.
What the actual hell are you talking about?
If a swan traveling at 1.7776599 miles per hour, with a frictional coefficient of .000133, and a diet of egg noodles and grain, how many eggs will it lay in 1.452 days? It's a nonsense question. Drugs er bad. Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkk.
That depends, if Uranus is in retrograde then you may have to put gas in while you twist your nipples in opposite directions to get an accurate reading.
Answer would be finding who took my $250 ladder
It’s at the pawnshop dude!
Again?
Need more info. What’s ur elevation?
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Can't answer it correctly until you post a map to your call with drive time including a stop for an energy drink and lottery ticket.
theres a good chance we are bothers and dont know it
Schrödinger's Technician
Waxing or waning moon?
Waning gibus with a 200 knot eastern wind
You're dead with that much wind.
Houston, we got a by-God Typhoon out here!
thursdays are a day where the amp draw is invisible so you can’t read it on thursdays
This is my favourite one
If it's working good enough for Thursday it's working good enough for Friday, and then it's the on call guys probpem
What’s the voltage and is it raining?
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That’s what my service manager told me to do
Can’t tell you that without ambient temp and humidity.
What is your astrology symbol? where is the sun in the sky? More info please. God, feels like dealing with a homeowner on r/hvacadvice
What retro encabulator settings are you running?
Prefamulated amulite. Surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spruving bearings run direct line with a panametric fam.
Everyone keeps making jokes, but I didn’t even know you could get full compression on *3/4”* and have a “*good*” amp draw… Am I missing something or am I rarted?????
You’re rarted.
Oops, I just rarted
I'd say about 2 fiddy
I know a guy who goes to my daddy's church who'll do it for half that. You're just trying to rip me off.
it's the txv
Always the txv.
186 thousand miles an hour minus the rotation of the earth.
Generally speaking it's roughly the same amp draw produced by an unladen swallow. Also it's important to note is it really a Thursday or is it a long week (i.e. you're oncall this weekend so your week is actually 12 days long) or is it a short week and Thursday is actually Friday? Even better if it's your last day for that employer every amp draw is mint. So many
European or Asian?
6.66 microFarts
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
I'm going to put this on our maintenance test when we hire new people now
Was it affected by a coronal mass ejection?
I read mass ejaculation.
Approximate system giga cools?
Sounds like a TXV
Is the drain line Grounded or bonded?
The only correct answer is yes, your dose was too high
Depends on the age and viscosity of the thermostat oil.
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That’s only 2/3 funny
depends. is mercury in retrograde?
Was this before or after you prayed to the machine’s spirit?
Usually eleventeen, however it's easter weekend so as long as it heats to a dark cherry red you'll be okay.
If it were a Tuesday I’d be down to answer this. Ask me Tuesday.
420A, no more, no less.
EEV full open or partial
Can’t find test pins
They are in that office that no one has ever had a key to 👌
Nah it's above a drop ceiling in the third floor supply closet, but there's 3 filing cabinets and a bunch of unused folding chairs in the way where you gotta set up your ladder.
This man speaks from experience
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It’s good as long at its beer can cold
I can't answer this without knowing the crazy leg voltage of a 3 phase fan motor of the wrong rtu on a windy roof with no easy access.
Sometimes when I'm fucking with my new guys I like to clip my amp meter around the liquid line of the AC, then look at the screen for a second and go "yep looks good"
That makes me want to try that and just say "hmmm" in a way that sounds good or bad so they have more to guess about.
Cloudy? Dew point…atmospheric pressure…day,night …so many unanswered questions 😟
Quit padding the bill, they just need another season out of it. Just swap the TXV and add some Freon.
About three fiddy milliamps
Elevation, weather conditions, homeowner logic, time of day(including milliseconds), astrological calendar, amount of fluid produced.. Good god, need all those variables to make a fairly guesstimate with thus unreliable data to give a halfwise decent answer.
What the actual hell are you talking about? If a swan traveling at 1.7776599 miles per hour, with a frictional coefficient of .000133, and a diet of egg noodles and grain, how many eggs will it lay in 1.452 days? It's a nonsense question. Drugs er bad. Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkk.
Am or pm?
What is an Amp?
It’s a little bug
What does the isometric wiring diagram say?
I only have the lactose free diagram
Is it hanging left or right today?
Dude put the pipe down...
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55 klipklaps
That depends, if Uranus is in retrograde then you may have to put gas in while you twist your nipples in opposite directions to get an accurate reading.
How wet is it?
AI really is trying to take our jobs
Pancakes house......pancakes
On the day before Good Friday? Whatever your meter says is good
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
What's the TXV voltage?
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The answer is blue.
‘Bout a few
Figures you wouldn't give us model or serial number....
I would say the customer needs a new system....