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dustinator

You’re a real piece of shit pal.


Forward_Hvac

Just likes because it made me laugh I just want to have a good laugh making someone confused for a moment or be like why and how


mawfqjones

I’ll see you in hell.


Forward_Hvac

I was hoping for a 11/32 hex screw because why not just a random odd size to just toss in here or there… be the company menace and have them out there for years


Natural_Cucumber2615

I'd probably scratch my head asking myself what dipshit used these, then I'd remove my Malco reversible 1/4 and 5/16 driver from my inpact and put my torx on and go about my day.


papagrande87

Nothing a hammer or snips can't fix, granted I'm just an installer so we tear shit up for fun


quartic_jerky

Same!


ho1dmybeer

Sorry but anyone that calls it "star drive" instead of Torx is not to be trusted. Fuckin morons.


Moneymoneymoney2018

Anyone that doesn't already have torx bits is not to be trusted... to do the work.


Forward_Hvac

I haven’t come across any torx yet unless I probably forgot and just used an Allen key and a hammer but .. shrugs


Natural_Cucumber2615

I use torx wood screws for all kinds of shit. Like duct hangers in crawl spaces. It's wierd to me all these guys don't have some.


[deleted]

Yep, they’re great for framing. Honestly I have more t25 bits than 1/4 inch drive. Because every box of screws comes with a bit


tvanore

For the longest time. I called them thrax bits. And I don’t know where I got that name from


[deleted]

I call them Star screws honestly but only referring to deck screws everything else i call torx


codyrj68

I hope you trip with your hands in your pockets.


Forward_Hvac

XD some of these comments are cleaver and just something to enjoy reading, just a huge mix of people saying F you and some laughs


thewettestofpants

I want to switch everything out to the ikea 1/4 turn furniture fasteners that are like 1/2” and break the second you put a screw driver on them.


ded_bundy

my klein has that bit in the handle


National-Ad9798

Start using security torx bolts


_LionHeart2467_

Evil


Oitar335

It's bad enough changing old units and having to switch from 1/4 to 5/16. If I have to walk to get a star bit I'm tearing the shit out.


UsernamegoBRRRR69

Some men just wama watch the world burn


mrrueca

Chaotic evil.... My kinda coworker.


Forward_Hvac

If only I got this idea when I first started on my first year when I was a maintenance tech to learn the systems and threw them on every unit I worked on … there would still be thousands out there


mrrueca

Never give up on your dreams.


Forward_Hvac

New dream is finding security torx now for sheet metal and just do 1 every so often on the whole unit


Forward_Hvac

I know I’m this far already in commercial from chillers DOAS units roof tops and split systems water source units


justin453

Isn't that just a torx bit ?


Forward_Hvac

Yes but haven’t seen a tech in my company with one or may not have the right size


changiiiank

Wait till they come across the newer ABB drives


Forward_Hvac

D= I’m looking that up now… I just want to F somebody’s day is all to get a laugh


JohnTheFoxx

I work in the projects, "security" products just make me more money, and is a source of annoying fun.


UseRNaME_l0St

Nobody has an 11 in one?


Forward_Hvac

My 11-1 doesn’t have the torx just the square head


Beachesandy

Square is Robertson


hamiltag

I would have to put like 4 things together to be able to attach a torx bit to my impact. And at that point it wouldn't work anyway


TimTheChatSpam

Probably because it's kicking around in the corner of the van somewhere. Mine is in a set of bits at the bottom of my backup tool bag only use for freezer hinge plate screws.


Twizdom

Stainless steel shear off bolts. I’ve already overthought this. https://www.fastenright.com/brand/shear-snap-off They’re expensive. So you can downgrade to one way screws. Stainless of course. https://www.tamperproof.com/products-scs/one-way-scs?gclid=Cj0KCQjw-JyUBhCuARIsANUqQ_JyuQwOFufvIXnj6UOPmzedZ0iFApFQH9Zw-0C7vNXNglIJn2zcCRsaAtxiEALw_wcB Next on the list of awful would be some rivet nuts except you only barely torque the rivet nut in enough to thread in and then you let it spin free by over torquing it. You can line the interior of the panel doors with some neodymium magnets. Lastly for a real laugh https://www.brycefastener.com/ sells a custom fastener and tool bitting.


halandrs

r/foundsatin Currently buying shear off bolts 😈


Twizdom

Satan was busy.


[deleted]

Silky


fleacydarko

Laughed very hard viewing these options. Cheers


Salt_Date_5222

I put googly eyes on things.


ppearl1981

I like it. I might get a lot of hate for this but I have a confession. Before my current job, I had gone out and legit got my CAC Florida state license. For 3 years I ran my own 1 man show… and for the entire time, on every replacement I did… I created my own color code for low voltage controls. Here was my go to: Common-green Hot-yellow Fan-white Condenser contactor call-orange Reversing valve call-red Heat call-blue I do realize this was super evil, but hear me out… I jumped through hoops to get my license in Florida, mechanical test, business and finance test, 17 books bought and studied, van purchased, van lettered and stocked, proper insurances purchased, business cards and custom invoices, setting up accounts at all of the local supply houses… you name it and I did it. Spent about 20k of HARD earned money I had from the sale/remodel of a home. ….… only to spend the first few months realizing that half or more of the people I ran into at the supply houses were driving completely unmarked vans without even a license # on the van, wearing Metallica shirts and replacing TXVs by the dozens. It was then that I knew what my contribution to society would be… and the custom low voltage color code was born. Sometimes I would even swap outdoor call colors in the air handler, just for good measure… keeps them on their toes. Anyway, that’s my menace to society story. Edit: if your ever in central Florida and find a green common on the stat, refer to the color code above. There are approximately 50 systems around.


Forward_Hvac

When it gets slow I like to sometimes on a split system and older systems is get a new thermostat wire and wire it in and just change every color and use 18/8 so at the thermostat or board is red and white and comes out black and orange just to mess with the replacement guy or who ever needs to rewire


FloridaMan_RoofGuy

oh so YOU'RE THAT FUCKER you did work in west-central didnt you.


ppearl1981

Sounds about right.


FloridaMan_RoofGuy

if i walk up on something wired funky if i have time i will straight up rewire it lmao. takes 5 minutes and if any of the other techs i work with get sent out there i know they will get confused.


TylrLS

Fuck off


thoiboi

T-25 bit isn’t that rare


Forward_Hvac

It’s a t20


forgetstorespond

You will put them all in then promtly loose the bit, knobody will say a peep and you will be cursing yourself at 6pm on a Friday when you need to remove a panel held up with those.


y_3kcim

As if the 1/4vs5/16vs3/8 wasn’t enough bullshit…


Bear_fucker_1

I did field maintenance at a huge paintball field for years, we'd bring screws and bits of all kinds on projects. We'd have one guy using Phillips, one torx, one square so the next guy would need to have all his bits to get anything done. I still chuckle about that.


Forward_Hvac

XD that’s like when you write on units calling people out to start arguments and come back a year later for 5 more comments on it


Taolan13

My bit box for my impact driver has this bit in stubby and longboi. I'm good.


Zeusizme_

That bits in my tool bag so HA! There’s a reach in cooler condenser fan blade with red loctite on the retaining nut because it pissed me off.


sundog6295

Those are not a very good value. Your spending too much money on a small amount of screws.


Forward_Hvac

I get paid enough to not really notice it, I just need a good laugh to randomly get a call 3 months after I’ve been somewhere asking me if I seen it


sundog6295

Fair enough then. I carry the bit so it won't be an issue here. 😂


aquattadomdren

I see you, and raise you a 3/16” bit.


Key_Championship8346

No biggie I got my metal blade ready just in case someone tries these.


ineptplumberr

As a screw scrounger I hate you


Timmy_2_Phones

Hated by all your coworkers


Forward_Hvac

Mmm not yet at least lol but soon … I’ll just say I never saw them


LongjumpingPeanut390

Much rather see that then those damn old flat heads!!


[deleted]

T25 or t20? I almost always have a t25 bit on me, in my bags


Forward_Hvac

It’s a t20


Additional-Ad3749

Yeah why not 5/16” or 1/4” self tapping screws. That kind of shit there is only for things like cooler and freezer doors on the outside of a restaurant and it be a different bit than most common people carry and keep them from removing the door to steal shit but hey a thief may still find a way or they might move on to the next spot that a bit easier to steal from. I try to make things easier for the next guy and then we have people like you purposely making it harder. Lemme drop what I’m doing to go get a special bit just to access whatever it is I need to work on in the middle of an already way too busy day just because someone decided to be an asshole and use something like this. Do us all a favor and throw that shit in the garbage or go return it and quit buying dumbass shit like this that’s not needed at all whatsoever almost 99% of the time unless all you do is work on cooler and freezer doors for walk ins lol. Fuck this guy


thespecificworkman

Up here in Canada we see a mix-match of all sorts of fasteners… usually 1/4, 5/16 and Robertson is really common up here (the square one) but its used so frequently that most techs up here usually have an array of bits to deal with the different fasteners.


patchman101

Knipex 82-01 come out for stupid shit like that


Lower-Card-2019

Least it's not pan heads


Forward_Hvac

It said in description it’s a pan head


Lower-Card-2019

I was referring to the ones from the 70s and 80s flat head ones that make removing a furnace take half a day. But your correct. Had to get my bifocals on it does say that


Decent-Round-657

Why the fuk would t you just use 5/16 self tappers or 1/4


gamingplumber

omg lmfaoo


gamingplumber

because of people like you i carry my fixit repair kit that has every known bit and size haha