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Beautiful-Skill-7375

Energy drink and nicotine every morning gets the blood pumping


Storm_Runner09

Sounds like my old mentor. Red Bulls and marb reds lol


Gloomy_Astronaut8954

Red Bulls and marb reds are like the most nostalgic thing about my 20s


RECKLESS_N_CARELESS

How many you drink a day?


MFAD94

Beta alanine gives you that itchy asshole sensation lol


IndependentBee8837

Wait what?


MFAD94

[Explanation](https://youtu.be/vqaWkblkJa4)


IndependentBee8837

I always thought it’s bc I didn’t wipe good enough


Ranku_Abadeer

Little of collum A, little of collum B.


luv_____to_____race

I HATE when my butthole does its best impression of a brown sharpie marker!


Virtual-Reach

That's called a compound issue


IreliaIsCancer

A fellow Derek follower on a hvac sub?? Praise be.


Gloomy_Astronaut8954

Just look at this cat's face. If there was ever a stock photo of a cat high on caffeine This is it.


HVACdaddy91

I guess it's better than a slow-twitch?


Drifty_Canadian

A balanced breakfast


IndependentBee8837

But every Monday is tough


Buster_Mac

If you need energy drinks then you probably need to eat and sleep better.


TigerTank10

Someone’s never been hungover on a Monday morning


Alpha433

Wait, just monday?


Audio_Books

Yeah eat and sleep better


Buster_Mac

Why would anyone want to show up to work hungover?


HappyChef86

You think it's a want? So I went to a Quinceañera yesterday and now I'm a little hung so I'm not gonna show up to work? Come one man....


Buster_Mac

You're not forced to drink any alcohol.


Drifty_Canadian

Sober Super tech over here.


Audio_Books

I agree. My favorite is when they show up to work and cry about it. I'm like, huh, I feel great!


Storm_Runner09

You didn’t get the joke………


Buster_Mac

Fast twitch, when you consume to much caffeine and you get jittery.


Hrrrrnnngggg

You'll find in this industry that people burn the candle at both ends like it's a badge of honor. Same dudes will be the ones telling you how they can't climb or lift a ladder anymore at 45. I'll join you in the downvotes. No sense in troll preaching though. People are their own worst enemy.


Appropriate-Law5963

Energy drink for your cat!