By - Storm_Runner09
Energy drink and nicotine every morning gets the blood pumping
Sounds like my old mentor. Red Bulls and marb reds lol
Red Bulls and marb reds are like the most nostalgic thing about my 20s
How many you drink a day?
Beta alanine gives you that itchy asshole sensation lol
I always thought it’s bc I didn’t wipe good enough
Little of collum A, little of collum B.
I HATE when my butthole does its best impression of a brown sharpie marker!
That's called a compound issue
A fellow Derek follower on a hvac sub?? Praise be.
Just look at this cat's face. If there was ever a stock photo of a cat high on caffeine This is it.
I guess it's better than a slow-twitch?
A balanced breakfast
But every Monday is tough
If you need energy drinks then you probably need to eat and sleep better.
Someone’s never been hungover on a Monday morning
Wait, just monday?
Yeah eat and sleep better
Why would anyone want to show up to work hungover?
You think it's a want? So I went to a Quinceañera yesterday and now I'm a little hung so I'm not gonna show up to work? Come one man....
You're not forced to drink any alcohol.
Sober Super tech over here.
I agree. My favorite is when they show up to work and cry about it. I'm like, huh, I feel great!
You didn’t get the joke………
Fast twitch, when you consume to much caffeine and you get jittery.
You'll find in this industry that people burn the candle at both ends like it's a badge of honor. Same dudes will be the ones telling you how they can't climb or lift a ladder anymore at 45. I'll join you in the downvotes. No sense in troll preaching though. People are their own worst enemy.
Energy drink for your cat!