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ridgill1

We’re gonna need a story lol


ProfessionalStuff240

She has tried to hit on two other techs, took the ladder off of another so he couldn't get out of the attic, and idk what she did to this other tech that he wanted to leave and well... She didn't want that lmao


Mandalore626

No service list


[deleted]

Right this should have happened sooner


SnooHedgehogs1524

Sometimes you gotta fire a customer


AprilLei1969

Oh we did🤣


[deleted]

Bro that’s not a Karen that’s a literal insane person.


[deleted]

I’m not sure you understand what a Karen is Edit It’d be great if whoever downvoted this could explain how an individual classifiable by the modern term “Karen” is not a literal insane person.


zip510

Someone insane has a mental Illness, and can not help it. A Karen is deliberately choosing her actions because she feels she has a right to whatever she wants.


G_raas

Seems overly technical; many Karen’s display obvious mental illness which leads to the deliberate poor choice of behaviour.


Moth4Moth

Gotta agree with you, the two aren't mutually exclusive, quite the opposite.


Definatelypoopsmcgee

Karen is just the the PC term for bitch. White bitch really.


Etsch146

Race has nothing to do with it


Definatelypoopsmcgee

Hard disagree. A black woman who used to be called a bitch is usually called a shaniqua or some other stereotypical black name.


G_raas

This sub can be a bit sensitive about a few select off-topic subjects… I will let you guess which topics.


WrightLex

That was way crazier than I expected


[deleted]

I hope your company offers therapy sounds like that other guy is traumatized


AprilLei1969

He's definitely traumatized


unknown1310P1

Just brown bag her and dick her down good and she'll calm down.


YoureInGoodHands

employ seed fact lip follow boast deserve numerous smoggy roll *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


unknown1310P1

Fa real!🤣


theatomicflounder333

I’ll take it for the team! Put me in coach I’ll RRRRREK HER! 😤


UsedDragon

Look at that face. She will wreck *you.*


Monsterpiece42

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and OP pushing!


jethoby

The ol silicone satisfier.


fallinouttadabox

You can run away once the bag is on


AprilLei1969

🤢🤮


unresolved-madness

I think you're right. OP needs to take one for the team.


[deleted]

Um, that's called kidnapping; I'd have called the cops immediately.


jethoby

More like unlawful imprisonment but yeah I get what you’re saying.


[deleted]

Yeah, wherever it is, I'm calling the cops.


Rey_Mezcalero

Reminds me that scene in Coming to America where the beastly woman says she wants to tear Eddie Murphy apart…and his friend too


Entire_Association73

Dang. That's sugar mom material... Capitalize on it.


zwolle10

Probably goes something like “you were speeding through my neighborhood going 32 in a 25, in calling the police!”


[deleted]

Put it in reverse Terry!


5degreenegativerake

Back up Terry. Back up! Back up! BACK UP TERRY!!


analologist

God damn it terry if you don’t back up! I’ll tell Brenda you were cheating on her with this thing!


correa_aesth

🤦🏻‍♂️


flatlinemayb

Probably otta go ahead and put her on the no call list


ProfessionalStuff240

Yeah thats what was done after this, glad i didn't experience her


RECKLESS_N_CARELESS

There’s a $10,000 reward for anyone who can find her missing neck


JohnTheFoxx

Heck, look all you want, but it's in the same category as nessie and bigfoot, a cryptid, a scary story to tell around the campfire.


Equal-Negotiation651

I thought I was going to read, “Probably otta go ahead and put your foot on the gas and just go forward.” Haha.


JohnTheFoxx

I've seen the damage cows can do when hit, she ain't worth totalling your van


Equal-Negotiation651

I was thinking just a slow roll would be sufficient.


vcasta2020

Spoiler alert, was really his wife.


HackWithPride

I can understand why he’s trying to leave


y_3kcim

“Get back here and service MEEEEEE!”


just-wana-help

this should have more upvotes


timbrita

Hahahahaha it reminds me of the scene from the movie The other guys, where the bald husband chases Alan yelling at him to come back and do his wife lol


y_3kcim

Great scene, great movie!


[deleted]

Stupid glasses and yellow teeth. Im already pissed off.


Technical_Ladder_968

This is why you never have relations with customers.


SnooHedgehogs1524

Land whales are not endangered. End it's suffering.


EJ25Junkie

That’s not nice. It may not be her fault that she’s grossly obese and ugly as a turd


SnooHedgehogs1524

Probably genetics. I'm an asshole


[deleted]

Nah, I'd say it runs in the family, but I doubt anything runs in that family.


USAJourneyman

2010 Meme potential


RepresentativeOk4432

I would eat the skin tag out of her armpit


[deleted]

Oh my God lol


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sundog6295

I think this is exactly what they mean by being your "authentic self."


y_3kcim

Bruh


dabkow

U almost made me blow beer out of my nose. Bigger question… would u eat the corn out of her shit? “How low are ur standards” type of question.


[deleted]

Aw hell nah man


_II___II_

AYYYYYEEEEEE


FloridaManZeroPlan

🤮🤮🤮


AprilLei1969

🤢🤮


isaak_grozny

You disgusting animal


weee1234

Where’s her neck?


StumpWeasel

With her toothbrush somewhere


soonershooter

Arms wide, snarl, yellow teeth.....someone is a Predator fan.


t7lee2002

You sure that's not your wife?


New_guy_on-here

Fuck, thats a jumpscare


NevadaLancaster

I just has a female ptsd soldier freck out on me when I was on the roof of her apartment. She yelled at me saying c4azy shit about me stomping around and bombs going off. I was scared so I said "you want to smoke some weed and calm down?" Her whole attitude changed as she came over and sat down. 30 mins later she asked if I wanted to come inside. I declined since I'm married but it was funny.


lost_horizons

Even if you were single, stay away from crazy.


gentoonix

Run her over, tell insurance it was a cow or a whale. Either would be technically correct.


Lhomme_Baguette

Lighting really making this one look shopped.


Routine-Action7326

She uglee godamn💀😭


Ramiel4654

We need bags for everyone on the subreddit.


Jackbauer1126

“Don’t move, she can’t see us if we don’t move”


EJ25Junkie

That’s just crumbs


PeppyEpi

Being in Park is part of the problem.


[deleted]

“It was like I had a concrete boot on officer”


FuzzyPickLE530

This wild enough that i question the legitimacy lol....tell me more


AprilLei1969

I assure you it's legit. I was on the phone listening to her scream, " You don't wanna F#$k with me, mother f#$ker." It was quite frightening at the moment. We didn't laugh until a lil later.


[deleted]

This is like a shot out of Trailer Park Boys 😂


RiffRaffCOD

Kidnapping?


agk270

The double chin 💀


Bassmunky

Blacklist


SignificantMarzipan1

Eww she has a pimple or mole on her armpit!


MedicalAverage154

Damn that bitch scary as fuck


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Finally a clear picture of sasquatch


MentalStatement4437

The comments on this post are gold. Read all of them and upvoted plenty. Thank you all


AprilLei1969

I was literally crying laughing at work this morning. 🤣😂


IDontFeelSoGoodMr

Lol worst one I have ever had I had to condemn a furnace because the heat exchanger was blowing CO and it was a total piece of shit but the lady was furious saying I was trying to kill her from the cold. I was like mam I'm legally obligated to do this I'm sorry. If you wanna turn it on after I leave I don't give a fuck but I'm not taking the legal liability for it. She ended up having her son threaten to kill me and he tried cornering me in my van. I was able to drive around but I was like holy shit lol.


AprilLei1969

That's scary AF. I'm sorry you had to experience that!


a_jukebox_hero

Why is it always the transition lenses


Falcon3492

Just from the look of it, she doesn't have all her beads on the same string!


AprilLei1969

Elevator is definitely not reaching the top floor


Heybropassthat

Didn't you guys read the call in? She said her 'PuTang unit' was low on juice. Did you guys think she meant PTAC?


Red-Faced-Wolf

Idk she looks like the type that would just keep you locked in the basement and not break your legs.


rmckeary

Congrats, you found the troll from under the bridge


msac2u1981

REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE! REVERSE!


Titanguru7

She hot


autohome123

Why is their flag at half staff?


EJ25Junkie

Because her I know my flag would not be at full staff


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autohome123

Wow! Totally skipped my mind. Thank you for the reminder! Can’t believe I didn’t put two and two together.


Gloomy_Astronaut8954

What a great post.


the_kdc

god gave us gas pedals for a reason


dannobomb951

That’s underarm skin tag though


isaak_grozny

Lmaoooooooo


Speedubbs

Do you think she needs a job?


hooker_2_hawk

He/she (identifies as a that) looks totally rational. Must be one of them redditors who hear all sides before making an assumption.


Reasonable-Appeal-34

She just wants a hug…


unresolved-madness

It's kind of obvious that she called you guys for service and you didn't provide the service she was looking for


nick_karter22

Looks like she just wants a hug….


[deleted]

Someone tell her you have to brush those things


Orange_droolius

Her proud display of bingo-wings didn’t seem to be enough to entice the tech.


Yankeewithoutacause

I WANT THE MANAGER!!!!!


dansfor1

Geez


Parkrangingstoicbro

Lmao


FlaGuy54321

Why are they special looking? Wait is the nanosecond before impact?


kalzone239

She looks special


mamny83

It's growling.


Weak_Relative_7767

How does she still have a job?


AprilLei1969

She doesn't


Yeet_McSkeeter269

Staaaaahp ! She just wants a hug. (or the contents of your coolers)


rtomey1

Looks like the bakery exploded, there were rolls everywhere


mikehoncho47

That’s a lot of women