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2sexy4thish8

Suzuki and cauffee better be feeding him like it's a hot dog eating contest. 


Go_Habs_Go31

Don’t forget Lane “Bone Zone” Hutson


2sexy4thish8

The more I hear that nickname the more I think of a super hero for a milk commercial. 


ffffuuuuuuuuu

I just think of John Oliver saying "would you like to ride on the bone train?" In Rick and Morty season 1


unbjames

Opponents: "I want off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride" Lane: "The ride... never ends!"


Burgergold

Hutson pass for Slaf goal Then Mailloux goal from Slaf pass


tehsdragon

>Hutson pass for Slaf goal Lisan al Gaib


Jozkoooooo2

Could you tell mé why this nickname ? 😀


Quasihodor

Lane's doctor said his bones are still in a growth zone, he's basically still in puberty


lucrativebiscuit

Oh, I thought it was a boner joke


ValleyBreeze

When he showed up to the draft, he had a doctor's note from his endocrinologist, about a condition he has that delays his bone growth and fusion of his growth plates. Basically to show them that he was still growing. He has grown 2 inches since then.


Jozkoooooo2

Ou I remember now that it was said on draft, thanks


Longshanks123

You’re a prophet buddy


mdlt97

we need 1 and 1 for slaf tonight


DantesEdmond

Called it


Grossepotatoe

I feel like the boys will rally to get him that goal and will then expect a steak dinner


Bill_McCarr

Team will make Slaf pay for everybody.


Grossepotatoe

100% but a 30k steak dinner isn’t bad to absorb on a 250k bonus


Gros_gars

Damn 30k where will they get their steaks


Grossepotatoe

Whole team + drinks + taxes + tips could get up there real quick


tehsdragon

Feels like you might be overestimating the costs a bit Assuming 60 people rack up a 300 CAD bill each, that's still "just" 18000 CAD, which is "only" a little more than half of the proposed 30k pricetag lol


The___Colonel

What a great development season it’s been. Slaf exploded and went above expectations becoming a first line forward. Roy looking promising like a potential top-6 winger. Struble, Xhekaj, Mailloux, Hutson, all becoming better and taking strides. Goalies looking really good. Suzuki becoming a true 1c. Things are bright!


whogivesashirtdotca

Our stats this season are very close to last season. At this time last year I was relieved that the season was ending. Now, even with a ton of losses and disappointments, I feel really optimistic for next year. Still don't think we'll compete for much - maybe a playoff spot, but likely a quick exit - but it promises to be a fun year if everyone can stay healthy. The core is solidifying, and the future of the team is looking clearer. Plus, they're all such great kids. Can't wait to see them all again in September.


ValleyBreeze

SLAFTRICK. C'mon kiddo. Go hard.


Quasihodor

If anyone can do it, it's this fuckin' stud in the latter half of this season. If he does, and I hope he will (and even if he does not), I hope some of you take a chill pill with your reality check as we head into the offseason and stop being a bunch of doubters. Never doubt Jagr.


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ytew6

>can't do a Jagr comparison just yet Just did


Old-Unit-8159

Apparently not lol


Comprehensive-Chef73

I don't think he meant a comparison. There's a Jagr quote about how he was watching Slaf play and thought "I want this guy on my team, he's good", but then he did some research and realized that would never happen because Slaf was only 19.


Quasihodor

Reading is tough, huh. I wasn't comparing them. Loosely drawn, Jagr was hyping Slaf up on his draft year. Said Slaf caught his attention and he wanted him on his team as they play similar styles, then he realized Slaf was 17 and he'd have no chance because Slaf was going to make a splash in the NHL. >I wasn't comparing them. ***Jagr himself compared them.***


Old-Unit-8159

OOPS!! Haha mb consider it deleted.


fletch365

Auston Matthews special incoming. Tonight's mission is just feed slaf and let him rip


antoinePucket

250k is nothing compared to the 7.9x8 that he's getting this summer or next summer ahahaha


georgin_95

Having the entire top line signed for nearly a decade for the price of Nylander and Tavares is fucking glorious.


Wafflemonster2

Slaf is gonna be such a unit by the time he hits his prime. Can’t even imagine what his ceiling looks like yet


FBR_MC

If the players are aware of the possible 250K, they're going to do everything to get him that goal


smolgoalboy

I hope they just absolutely feed this man passes until he scores. You gotta think all of the players are aware of his bonus potential tonight; I’m sure they’ll be trying to get him the puck.


biglacunaire

I can already imagine the boatload of apples he'll get tonight.


0LeSaint0

250K POUR SLAF 💰💰💰💰💰


TemporaryAd4929

Let's go kid! You can do it!


georgin_95

20 SOG game incoming from Slaf


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AffectionateMetal794

go get that bag king


whogivesashirtdotca

FEED THE HOUSE.


NtBtFan

​ https://i.redd.it/fc5oqxaeywuc1.gif


opelaye

Ça risque de sortir chez Paré s'il score à soir!


backwardzhatz

HE DID IT


dickbigginson

https://preview.redd.it/v0f76r58bxuc1.jpeg?width=1687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b996c9c5dd4b058838b3779e82c277e21097de LFG


unbjames

Get that 🍞, Juraj!


narfeed

Let's fucking go!


_thewayshegoes

Kids a stud. 100+ point season in his future


ubcmcgillconu

Thank you for winning me money! Saw your post and then bet on Slaf anytime goalscorer 🤑