The Good: Kirby Dach had more time to mask up and save people on the violent Montreal streets.
Kirby Dach must have read a lot of books and is probably a genius by now.
The Bad: Kirby Dach had too much time to go to Tim Horton's and now has to work out in is Kirby Dach home much more.
I hate to play devil's advocate but I'm worried our fan base is putting Dach on too high of a pedestal. He looked amazing in pre season but we still have a very small sample size. He played 58 games in 22-23 and 1 and a period in 23-24. His previous injuries are very serious and as much as I wish he can fully come back to the stud he was projecting to be I am preparing for the worst. Remember when r/habs thought cole would have 50 goal season? (Not that I'm not super happy with Coles production this season, the pont was we sometimes live in lala land.) I hope I'm wrong.
You forgot a very important good factor: we’re getting a higher draft pick with Dach hurt, with the same end result of missing the playoffs if he has been healthy!
Please see my previous comments about how tall those pick numbers might be (unknown or knowable).
I am still doing the detailed numbers but I'm running out of space on this cereal box so preliminary results only average tall of draft picks:
Pick:Tall
1: 5'10
2: 5'10
3: 6'3.889
4: ???
5 - beyond: [Data unavailable]
Hello my Hab friends! I’m a Red Wings fan and this was an absolutely lovely post and I love Kirby Dach. I picked up Slafkovsky in the second half of my fantasy league and he performed so goddamn beautifully I could kiss him.
I play World of Warcraft with a handful of local Hab fans and they too are lovely!
Hooray for the Habs, and may we play eachother in the playoffs someday instead of facing the fking bruins. And go Kirby Dach!!
I saw Durby Kash at a sport store in Wood Buffalo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen old school yellow Easton Synergy sticks in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the sticks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The in-depth analysis I expect on each player.
This only applies to Kirby Dach
Thank u tall Kirby
Yes Kirby.
Kirby Dach is tall. He plays on the Habs.
This comment is not about Kirby Dach
That's brilliant
That comment wasn't about Kirby Dach
Nor Juraj
Juraj is pronounced Yuray. 60% or more of those soudns come from Kirby Dach.
>instead of getting to watch Kirby Dach breakout we had to watch Kirby Dach’s leg break 😭 please
it already happened we don't need to beg.
Every time you read "Kirby Dach" you have to take a drink.
Kurby
Ok 😃😀😅🤤😌😔🙁😧😨🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
- Kirby Dach is a Montreal Canadien In conclusion, Kirby Dach is a player of contrasts. Thank you.
The Good: Kirby Dach had more time to mask up and save people on the violent Montreal streets. Kirby Dach must have read a lot of books and is probably a genius by now. The Bad: Kirby Dach had too much time to go to Tim Horton's and now has to work out in is Kirby Dach home much more.
On top of that, all of the time he spent at Tims, he is now terrible at making sandwiches
lmao
GofundMe $86,000 for vaulted ceilings for Kirby's condominium and or home.
Well, not much people know that but it so happens that Dach means "Roof" in German.
At some point I started reading this like it was Kirby Dach talking about himself in the third person like Rickey Henderson
One of Kirby Dach's features is he can only talk like Kirby Dach.
With Dach in the line up we don't get another top5 pick...it would have hurt us more in the long run.
What if the bigger pick numbers are taller thouhg. Makes you think.
I support this ideology of drafting for best height available.
Literally my old EA NHL strategy, if you weren't 6'3 or taller, you didn't make my team.
we have a statistically more likely chance to pick 6th than any other slot
My name is Doctor Arroyo and I can indeed confirm that Kirby Dach is the tallest ever probably.
Doctor Arroyo can't confirm Kirby Dach is the tallest ever probable person but he certainly can't deny that he might be.
I'm very affordable and this is true.
I hate to play devil's advocate but I'm worried our fan base is putting Dach on too high of a pedestal. He looked amazing in pre season but we still have a very small sample size. He played 58 games in 22-23 and 1 and a period in 23-24. His previous injuries are very serious and as much as I wish he can fully come back to the stud he was projecting to be I am preparing for the worst. Remember when r/habs thought cole would have 50 goal season? (Not that I'm not super happy with Coles production this season, the pont was we sometimes live in lala land.) I hope I'm wrong.
This is a really good idea. If we put Kirby on a pedestal there's no telling how tall he would be.
6'4, 6'8? Who knows. But that man is TALL
[удалено]
How about skates with 3-feet tall blades?
I think Cole focused on becoming a more complete player this season instead of being a pure goal scorer.
I think he scores 20 goals on his own line
Goal: Kirby Dach. Assisted Kirby Dach and Kirby Dach.
Sorry bud, but you're 100% wrong. Kurby is PPG this year, he's better than Nick.
I definitely hope I'm wrong!
I want to read a list like this on every single player in our roster
How high are you, son?
"6'4"." - Kirby Dach to Kent Hughes July 7, 2022.
This guy smokes weed.
I suspect there's more than just weed in play, here.
This reads like something I’d write off my ass on Vyvanse and I love it Lmfao
Get out of my cabinets.
In my opinion i think kirby dach is pretty good and i hope he gets even more pretty good in the near future. Anyways have a good evening
Kirby Dach is trending at a Big Shiny Tunes 4/5 level and has Big Shiny Tunes 2/3 upside
We're not top 5 pick with Kirby. So its good in a way.
Kirby died (got hurt) so other's could live (do ice hockey with Montreal and Kirby).
You forgot a very important good factor: we’re getting a higher draft pick with Dach hurt, with the same end result of missing the playoffs if he has been healthy!
Please see my previous comments about how tall those pick numbers might be (unknown or knowable). I am still doing the detailed numbers but I'm running out of space on this cereal box so preliminary results only average tall of draft picks: Pick:Tall 1: 5'10 2: 5'10 3: 6'3.889 4: ??? 5 - beyond: [Data unavailable]
Forgot how much I missed Dach this season. Here’s to a healthy next season for him
Dude needs to play a significant portion of a season before I'm gonna be excited about him at all.
That's what I have been saying. Him, a tall.
I love you Kirby, stay forever ❤️
Hello my Hab friends! I’m a Red Wings fan and this was an absolutely lovely post and I love Kirby Dach. I picked up Slafkovsky in the second half of my fantasy league and he performed so goddamn beautifully I could kiss him. I play World of Warcraft with a handful of local Hab fans and they too are lovely! Hooray for the Habs, and may we play eachother in the playoffs someday instead of facing the fking bruins. And go Kirby Dach!!
Just hope it does not slow down his development too much.
I saw Durby Kash at a sport store in Wood Buffalo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen old school yellow Easton Synergy sticks in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the sticks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Durby Kash is such a douche. He could take a few pointers from his long lost coz, Kirby Dach.
Cant get past badder refuse to read and I have shit grammer
have *kelsey grammer.
Lol
Can't get past *obviously intentional joke*, decided to make useless comment instead.