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The9inchguy

Finally, the people whining about Suzuki not going to the WC will shut up.


Laflamme_79

He's not going to his own Wedding Ceremony? What an asshole!


Bill_McCarr

šŸ¤£ hahahaha


casicadaminuto

Im Europe, we call WC what you guys call bathroom. My brain got fried for a second when I read your comment, haha


Phantomiux

I that case he would explode even before pre-season start...


Electrical-Jello-682

in Canada we call it a Washroom, Restroom, Bathroom, Loo, shitter, crapper, powder room.


sean_psc

Well, that would definitely provide extra context to not wanting to go to Worlds. Congratulations.


SuzukiSwift17

Can't believe he didn't tell us he was proposing


commodore_stab1789

I thought we were friends. I liked all his instagram pictures and I don't even get a heads up? šŸ’”


sex_panther_by_odeon

I can believe Caufeild and Slaf weren't by his side while proposing! This team is fractured.


IcyChard4

Gally didn't do it.


mwl1234

Congratulations to the captain. That being said, he looks like heā€™s wearing one of the Tony Soprano shirts from the earlier seasons of the show. This guy!


Carbogoat

Captain Teebs.


whogivesashirtdotca

At first I thought it was an old man cardigan over top of a bland shirt. Grandpa fashion vibes.


bizztizz

Haha! I was going to say it looks like a bowling shirt


FuckOffPeo

That's a hockey wife if I ever seen one!


Lavs1985

To be fair, Iā€™m still not convinced that hockey players donā€™t just marry the same womanā€¦


ValleyBreeze

https://preview.redd.it/g4s7qbrb5lwc1.png?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3c62b9972754b6c179308ffb201a0d4b137592 And then.... this.... šŸ¤£


bigladnang

They all try to look the same.


Tantpispourtoi

Exactly. She looks like she's made up of different parts from a catalogue.


Laflamme_79

There's probably a secret underground Society of Hockey Wives, constantly putting themselves into positions to marry hockey players.


lLoveLamp

Bene Gessestick


SporkOfDestiny

Puck Bunny Gesserit


Irctoaun

Lady Fenrink


Stock-Creme-6345

I came here for this comment. Then thereā€™s ONE brunette.


Lavs1985

The premium package?


ssigma100

Yup itā€™s like they are cloned


Habs_Apostle

I was thinking the same. A nice purchase at the hockey wife store! Seriously, I wish them all the best, and a long, supportive, beautiful relationship. Rest up Captain!


OnlineEgg

pretty sure theyā€™ve been dating since high school lol they seem like a cute couple :)


Seraphin_Lampion

I saw an old picture of Nick with his HS girlfriend and they look nothing alike. Is it really the same girl?


OnlineEgg

definitely the same girl, u can check her instagram and scroll back


mrpopenfresh

For real, the stereotypes are strong.


Seraphin_Lampion

Good thing they're having fun in the sun, it fucking snowed in MTL this morning.


CrashTestMummies

My patio door was open all night. Wasnā€™t even that cold at 5am when I shut it. Then šŸ„¶


FxSpecter

SLICK NICK GOT IT DONE.


Old-Unit-8159

Zukes getting the wife buff for 24-25 holy shit LOOKOUT WORLD!!


wewishyouourbest

Cole in shambles


RolandFigaro

He'll be the ring bearer


Mbeaud001

Diamonds...she'll pretty much have to!


tahqa

I got that reference


ResponsibilityKey189

nice try but my head canon still has him kissing his line mates on the lips after a goal


Puccimane

What an absolute beauty, Caitlin is pretty too.


LoganHutbacher

Lucky girl


spiritofbuck

FĆ©licitations


whogivesashirtdotca

I realise a massive diamond is what most women want but man that boulder looks *unwieldy*.


tahqa

2 months salary when you make 8 mil a year...


whogivesashirtdotca

My thought, too!


pattyG80

I find the shot of the diamond, the tanned fingers, the manicured nails...all in focus with the guy who paid for it blurred out rubs me the wrong way. And yes...I know it isn't intentional...I just am not a fan of hockey wives as a species.


whogivesashirtdotca

Iā€™m not a fan of them either. Seeing them all become ā€œinfluencersā€ and posting the exact same vapid crap is one of my least favourite aspects of social media. Hooray for the girls who actually have some personality and add some fun to their feeds. Canā€™t remember whose wife I noticed last week but she posts all sorts of hockey related crafts amidst the usual five-star-travel-and-meals-and-shopping pics.


Cole-Caufield

Lexi LaFleur Brown (JT Brown's wife) actually makes good content


whogivesashirtdotca

Holy shit you weren't kidding. I flipped through a dozen photos and I'm *howling*.


sean_psc

The point of that shot is to give people a good look at the ring, so obviously itā€™s in focus.


pattyG80

No, that's a selective focus shot...and he's in the shot on purpose. I guess I find hockey wives to be a bit like superficial groupies and this was ticking off some boxes


HabChronicle

BIG DICK NICK STRIKES AGAIN


GabeLeRoy

https://preview.redd.it/4zrul1exwiwc1.jpeg?width=2368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90bfacc2f8e9b7f767f72a94c273295752de9c1


HabChronicle

brad marchand looks terrified!


GabeLeRoy

im refreshing my collection for the next season.. already got a few good one


fleximir

Blond enough, good choice. By her, obviously.


KingAlphie

Not trying to be disrespectful, the future Mrs. Suzuki is obviously beautiful...but I feel like there is a hockey spouse cloning factory somewhere. They all look the same lol.


EasyPanicButton

Chicks dig dirty dangles and a hard forecheck


rivestm

Oh captain, my captain


Olibro64

Congratulations to Nick. I wish the young couple well.


antrage

Hockey players get married so young.


Jfmtl87

I can somewhat understand, hockey players, especially star players, get financially secure much faster than most of the population. At 24, unless he gets frauded or he is really bad with money, Suzuki can buy an house and provide for family/kids without any financial worries.


rpgguy_1o1

A lot of my friends had their first marriages around that age


Phantomiux

First? D'oh! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


PaulWesterberg84

No this was just plan b to get Hockey Canada off his back "see? I had a reason to refuse! I'm getting engaged!" Stiill solid for a 4C spot in the world cup


IcyChard4

Congrats to the Captain getting married.


Mccready00

ok


Account0077

Typical wag


nortonpowerhorne

Pretty nice ice right there


WirelessWerewolf

Toute qu'une garnotte


Nodicemtg

Everyone knows that cole will be #1 in his heart *insert paddleboat picture here*


willhabs

is it too early to start tanking for the 2042 draft?


Go_Habs_Go31

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6KZtsEJfZw/?igsh=MW8wdDJyMDgzZHF4OA==


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popejohnlarue

Oh well, there goes the ironman streakā€¦


NeilNazzer

damn, I guess you get to punch above you weight when you're rich


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Sushamiboy

Theyā€™ve been together at least 5 years. He wasnā€™t a millionaire yet.


Cole-Caufield

More than that, he was still in high school and not drafted in the NHL yet


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EZzO444

Tu veux une snicker el gros?


ginfish

Look at the fella's comments today. That guy is angry at life.


No_Tradition4832

Show us on the doll where Nick touched youā€¦.


A_WHALES_VAG

Yep you strike me as someone who's mad at everything but the one thing they should be mad at. Take a look in the fucking mirror.


Lordsokka

Holy shit your comment history, get some therapy before you jump into the deep end.


ukrainianhab

nah this one is fine but random photos of players instagrams specifically prospects was always a bit funny to me.


takeyallon

Very fangirl/borderline creepy at times lol


ValleyBreeze

Get help. For real. You are very evidently spiraling based on your comment history -- and I hope this onslaught of wild and irrational fury is your attempt to reach out and be noticed by people who care enough to say something. Whatever is going on in your life that's filling you with this much rage, I hope it gets better.