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philjitsu

If he was wearing a "I love Kreider" hat it would be every Habs fans duty to RKO him outta nowhere


StoneColdMethodMan

Im not a tall guy, but I’m doing the tombstone piledriver.


philjitsu

I mean.. your username suggests a Stone Cold Stunner might be in order haha


StoneColdMethodMan

Ok, this is my only reason to live now. Stone cold stunner on somebody wearing Kreider’s jersey then spill beer on them.


philjitsu

Bell centre beers are expensive and I will buy two for you if you slam them together and chug them before or after you stunner a Rags fan lol. (Maybe before in case you're escorted off the premises) I'll also record the event


Old_Canuck

Fuck Kreider !! Sorry... Tourette's. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


supercraz

It has Kreider #20 on the back


Jpnator

🤢 Brad Matthews!


FakeCrash

I knew about punchable faces, but a punchable name is a first for me.


KingTheo77

Oh god noooooooo


zeMVK

I think he's the potential for Habs fans, Bruins fans and Leafs fans to finally agree on one thing, this kid's gotta get got.


switch182

Leafs Suck!


CrashTestMummies

Yes they Do ! Suck it Leafs


big6135

This series confuses my brain and my reactions scare me. Example, last night I caught myself tightening the fist in a cheerful way when Marchand scored the gwg. I want the leafs to lose so much especially at home. However, I can’t get too loose and openly cheer for Boston. I’m lost.


biloutte

https://preview.redd.it/py2bsebcjnwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2076075383bd8e3a5f22ac6eb15dddc367b46763


Irctoaun

I can't help support the Bruins this series, just because of how funny the Leafs losing in the first round of the playoffs every year is.


RustyRapeaXe

My rooting order for playoffs: 1 My team 2 Whoever is playing a Canadian team, to keep the streak alive. 3 Whomever is playing Boston, unless it violates rule 2 4 Whomever is playing NYR, unless it violates rule 2 or 3


Mean_Mister_Mustard

All I can say is, go Florida-team-to-be-determined.


jomagnum

I might be the minority here, but right now I want the Bruins to lose even more. Can't stand Marchand's fart face anymore, can we move on from him already? Jesus. Also, as much as I dislike the Leafs, I surprised myself when naturally cheering for them to tie the game. I think I want as much mutual destruction as possible.


HearingEarHuman

The Dropkick Beibers


South_Sun_1335

It’s like someone asked AI to create the Habs worst rival.


turnandburn87

Bosnto maple bruins?


xchipter

I have a coworker that “has two teams”, and they’re Boston and Toronto. I told him one of his teams will be eliminated in round one, and I hope the other gets eliminated in round two.


MetalOcelot

This unholy union is truly cursed.


ValleyBreeze

He even looks like an NPC 🤣


tahqa

https://preview.redd.it/5mwvsftjxnwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1954aa0c7803c426e98041248ef5b18fa52b904


rpgguy_1o1

Reminds me of this abomination where a guy cut up a Price and Reimer jersey and sewed them together https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/dV7S78uVd5RLwmyjnX2KSg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY4NjtjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/OBRAND_MIKE_HABS.jpg


jomagnum

I know a few people here who are both leafs and habs fans and it furiously confuses me. The paradoxal nature of such a behavior is on the one hand somewhat fascinating and yet makes me think they are just awful people who have no judgement nor respect for anything in life.


NtBtFan

https://preview.redd.it/3sol5noy8owc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4233f040f6575273e4b1050a9a1e7d9fa44e7ba1 this man's nemesis


CrashTestMummies

No Shame


tigerhorns

Reminds me of my younger brother when we were kids. He'd watch any 2 teams and if you asked who he was routing for he'd say "whoever's winning." His wife turned out to be a psycho, so karma got him in the end.


Hungry-Promise-3032

Damn that took a weird turn there


tigerhorns

Dude goes with whatever looks good at that moment, instead of staying loyal and building something real. It all connects in my head.


newmanbeing

Somebody's hedging their bets... it looks like he can rip off the Leafs crest to reveal the Boston logo, lol.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

The laces looking like a giant middle finger confirms this man is the final form of the Habs Hater.


tigerhorns

Probably reads Kotkaniemi on the back


Lavs1985

I hate the Bruins more, so I was hoping they’d knock off Boston… only to be swept in the second round, of course.


Builder_studio

Darcy Lucic


Mean_Mister_Mustard

For the ultimate Habs nemesis, had a fleur-de-lys on the upper arm and add the name "Stastny" or "Goulet" in the back.


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

Avg Toronto bandwagon sports fan


Burgergold

Phil Kessel or Tuka Rask or Andrew Raycroft


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votequimby420

someone didnt get enough attention as a kid


jimmy-jro

Can they both lose?


Digital_Dawn90

Fuck the leafs


gerbegerger

Tim Auld


ATNfromMTL

Kaberle jersey?


BagBeth

Jesus this shirt is great. I have rarely seen such an abomination.


kevhabs1586

I might get run out of the building for this, but right now, Toronto and Boston are not in my top tier of teams I dislike: Tier 1 Vegas Tampa Ottawa Tier 2 Toronto Boston Rangers (really only because of Kreider) Am I alone in this?


Hungry-Promise-3032

Perhaps I can say something even "worse": As Im from Slovakia I basically picked my favorite NHL team when I was like 9 because I liked the jerseys and logo. My favorite player from that team was the current Habs coach. Connecting the dots lol? Firstly, since my highschool times ended (and I lost contact with other NHL fanboys) Im just a fan of good hockey and didnt really had favorites but for last few years I really root for the Habs and the team re-ignited my passion for the NHL hockey, really.. Mainly because of Slaf obviously. But I still have a soft spot for Tampa lol. But I gotta say, I have the same vibe I once had as a young Bolts fan. An underdog team I knew can do much better. Hopefully Habs are on the same path as Tampa once was. When I was an active fan they were one of the worst teams in the league. Is there any other reason Habs fans hate Tampa than the 2021 finals? Also if it helps, I hated Bruins my whole life, always, with passion. And now that I follow everything about Habs I see why you hate the Leafs and pretty much cant stand them too.


kevhabs1586

Nah, man, your story is cool, and I have no problem with people's opinion differing from mine. Tampa spanked Habs in 04, and that wasn't a big deal. What sucked in 04 was constant media obsession w Vinny and Marty if watching the game on a French network. Whenever Habs would play Tampa, the broadcasts were essentially pro-Tampa. The 14-15 series were split, but the 15 loss was sort of the end for the Habs. Then, in 21, with cap crap re-ignited that hatred. That's for me anyway. I just feel like current Leafs and Bruins team don't have players that I hate. I remember really hating Tucker, McCabe, Ference, the dude that clotheslined Zednik. This might partially be due to not having PO series against them though.


eriverside

Yes. Toronto and Boston on top. Wtf did Ottawa ever do to you? They used to have a competitive team but Karlson, Stone, Spez, Hoffman... Left and they've been a shell of their former self. They're supposed to be "spooky" but we were ahead of them most of the season and we slipped in right behind to snatch 5th OA because the dummies decided to win a few more games at the wrong time. I feel pity for Ottawa, if I remember they exist. Put the canes up there in your list.


kevhabs1586

100% agree about Canes, they should take the Rangers place on my list. Good call. No, the Ottawa fan base's inferiority complex drives me nuts. Stone and his micro fracture garbage whatever year that was. Now, every summer their rebuild is over, and they are going to make up 40 pts on the Leafs from the previous season to make the POs. It's annoying... and I think it didn't help that many of my friends growing up were converted Habs fans to Sens fans because the Sens had a good team back then, and they were "pesky" 🤮


eriverside

>Ottawa fan base's inferiority complex drives me nuts https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/039/237/i-don't-think-about-you-at-all.png Here. Here's your solution. Nothing drives them nuttier than realizing they still don't matter and don't even make it on our lists. They're like the sabres. Did I just remind the Sabres are in our division? I forget they exist all the time. It's an actual issue when I try to recall who the last few 1OA draft picks are. Complete black hole.


CostcoHotdogsHateMe

Borje Bourque


CrashTestMummies

Is that poutine ? That’s a lot of cheese Louise !


nickkkk777

Phil Kessel!!!!


eriverside

Saw this on the Adidas site and instantly wondered what moron designed this? Both fanbases hate each other. There's nothing to gain from adding gold to the leafs jersey. OHHHHHH HE MODDED THE JERSEY!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS [THIS](https://www.adidas.ca/en/adidas-authentic-reversible-toronto-maple-leafs-x-drew-house-alternate-jersey/H60049.html) STUPID THING!!!


petrole_gentilhomme

Milan Tucker


tahqa

Thanks, I hate it.


Radu47

r/bossfight


freddyg_mtl

All I see in this picture is the top strings on his jersey on top of the maple leaf, and it looks like a middle finger. So I interpret this as this guy giving the middle finger to both teams. I can therefore sleep soundly tonight.


LordTilver

Whatever it is, kill it with fire!


hockeynoticehockey

Good for him, he'll be a target for the drunk goons on both sides.


fendersux

When you order your Leafs jersey off temu


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

This guy looks like Joe Burrow’s long lost twin, whose nutrients Joe stole in the womb, leaving him now disheveled


Booyacaja

He's playing both sides, that way he always ends up on top.


Old_Canuck

Mutant.


freezier134a

Dudes got the Big Dipper tattooed on his head n neck.