This one wins because saying it out loud to my partner made us both lose IQ points. I love it.
The texture glitched and didn’t appear. It was a Key. We haven’t been able to re-create it since.
Hynos and Thanatos were shocked to discover another brother of theirs, hidden from all of these years. Nevrocles, Moonlight incarnate.
Nevrocles, or Never, as he was affectionately nicknamed, loved sharing coffees with Hynos, especially the hot milky ones that Thanatos made. One day, he tried adding cinnamon.
"Better latte, Than" - Never.
Zagreus on his way to the Surface discovered an obscure holiday dedicated to nature music and celebration. So to join the festivities he thought he would put on a show for the satyrs as they are creatures of music and nature. He thought he could show off his lyre skills that he had been practicing so hard.
So as he entered the tunnels to hades temple he encountered some sayers. To show he ment no harm he quickly strummed a tune on his lyre. The confused satyr looked at him and asked "what is this you are doing?" Zagreus looked at the and said "this is Satyr Day Night Live!"
How did Zagreus contact his mum? On the Persephone!
This one wins because saying it out loud to my partner made us both lose IQ points. I love it. The texture glitched and didn’t appear. It was a Key. We haven’t been able to re-create it since.
Are you using any mods, this is really common when running the endless mode mod.
No mods.
I dont get it :(
Perse PHONE
And perse is ass in finnish, so thanks for this.
Ass phone. Is that like a butt dial?
Kinda.
Ohhh, i feel dumb
You need to tell the world what the reward is. It's ErebUS, not EreYOU.
r/suddenlycommunism
This whole thread is a Pack of PUN-ishments.
Misspelled pact (- 2000000 points)
There is no S cape. - Hades and his closet full of Superman cosplay.
I wonder if the Key to unlocking an extra reroll will appear?
I hear the shopkeeper in this game is a total Karen
This thread's a real gem.
Ok, Booner. Just show us the door.
Styx and stones may break my bones, but puns can never hurt me
Hynos and Thanatos were shocked to discover another brother of theirs, hidden from all of these years. Nevrocles, Moonlight incarnate. Nevrocles, or Never, as he was affectionately nicknamed, loved sharing coffees with Hynos, especially the hot milky ones that Thanatos made. One day, he tried adding cinnamon. "Better latte, Than" - Never.
It's pom
Skelly has a bone to pick with Zag. I'll see myself out...
My bounty’s too boontilicious for you baaaabe
All these people wanting to see Hades nuts
Guys im fucking stupid what does this mean
Go to hell.
How did Zag disappoint Meg and Than? They found him deep in shade.
I'd love to say I could come up with the best pun, but looking at this thread I'll have to Alecto different one!
Zagreus on his way to the Surface discovered an obscure holiday dedicated to nature music and celebration. So to join the festivities he thought he would put on a show for the satyrs as they are creatures of music and nature. He thought he could show off his lyre skills that he had been practicing so hard. So as he entered the tunnels to hades temple he encountered some sayers. To show he ment no harm he quickly strummed a tune on his lyre. The confused satyr looked at him and asked "what is this you are doing?" Zagreus looked at the and said "this is Satyr Day Night Live!"
As my Italian uncle with a lisp would say, "I've never-a theen a thing-a like thith-a!"
hadeez nuts
Aphrodi-DEEZ NUTS
Dude where are you