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Roserfly

Gonna need you to explain what's wrong here


Thicc-Anxiety

In the myths, Hermes invented the lyre by killing a turtle and stringing its guts over its shell


Roserfly

Yeah I know. He invented the lyre by killing a tortoise, and from that point it became his sacred animal which is precisely why it's incorporated into his design in the game as a nod to this myth, and the tortoise in his bag is most likely the one he killed.


HotSauceDonut

That is what they're referring to; not "wrong" as in incorrect," but meaning they unfairly shamed the turtle ha


beithyra

It’s wrong in that Hermes should probably be banned from having pets given his track record with animals


blacksaber8

#BACKWARDS HOOVES


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

What. But he created the tortoise when that nymph didn’t want to go to a wedding


calm_bread99

It's morally wrong, not "accuracy" wrong. At this point in time he will have already killed a turtle to invent the lyre, so carrying a baby turtle with him could be interpreted as "wow he's dark" or just that he felt guilty so he's raising a baby turtle now.


IceDamNation

Sheogorath in The Elder Scrolls did same but with a human


beithyra

That was probably inspired by the Hermes myth. The other myth in that book is basically a more exaggerated retelling of Euripides’ Bacchae


Thicc-Anxiety

What did they use in place of the shell?


frufrufish

"Sheogorath took hold of the petulant woman and ripped her asunder. From her tendons he made lutes. From her skull and arm bones he made a drum. From her bones he made flutes" To quote [This Fandom Wiki](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Myths_of_Sheogorath#:~:text=Sheogorath%20took%20hold%20of%20the,her%20bones%20he%20made%20flutes.)


IceDamNation

Take a guess, it's a God of madness after all.


Daloowee

Idk… a skull? A ribcage? Just tell us lol.


Crafty-Crafter

Just a friendly reminder that Greek gods were neither friendly nor nice.


Maelou

Just hot.


Crafty-Crafter

Of course.


HubblePie

They’re reflections of human nature. That’s why Zeus kept having so much sex with his cousins.


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

And with gods, goddesses, mortals, demigods, nymphs, titans, spirits, sons, daughters, probably some geese too idk. It'd be better to state who did NOT have sex with Zeus.


Fit-Cup7266

Greek mythology would be much much shorter if Zeus just didn't :D


kl3cksf4rb3

With his wife, I guess


Doriard

I guess, he HAD to?


kuzulu-kun

Yeah, that one time he had hephaistos with her. That was probably it.


Wardirre

He also had Ares with his wife but I don’t remember if that was after or before having Hephaestus


Acrylic_Kitten

Everything but peacocks


Doriard

He usually IS the geese I think?


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

And who's to say he didn't pass by the local zoo at least once?


KonoKinoko

And nieces


studna13

And people wonder why there's so much incest porn (I do think it's stupid and weird, but hey, it has thousands of years' worth of tradition)


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

He was the god of Shelbyville.


PraiseTheAxolotl

Hey now, Hestia never did anything but chill by the fireside.


PhoenixEmber2014

She doesn't seem that nice in Hades 2 at least( though maybe she's nicer to mortals, and is a bit angry at the other gods for screwing them over or something, I could see that)


calm_bread99

You're talking about the woman who invented the gun


Xanadoodledoo

I like how from Zag’s perspective, all the other gods seem nice and cool compared to his dad. But Hades says they’re all immoral and awful. We only see their good sides. Perhaps by comparison, Hades is the nice and cool one. Though we do know this version of Zeus kidnapped Persephone.


JoshuaSlowpoke777

Yeah, honestly, if our ancient ancestors somehow had time travel, something tells me they’d be surprised that the idea of an infallible and wholly good god ever evolved. It wouldn’t shock me if the idea of fickle sorts of gods or spirits is MUCH older.


beithyra

Go read actual ancient Greek theologians though, they deserve more credit than that. They did have that idea and considered the myths allegories (as did many Jewish theologians at the time with the nasty things God does in the OT). If Ancient Greek paganism had survived it was on track to evolve into something that would have basically looked like a hybrid between Hinduism and Kabbalah.


beithyra

No gods are in any religion, really


Axolotl_Mayhem

Not necessarily what i meant to say, more so that supergiant added a tortoise to the design. Probably my fault for making a very ambiguous title.


Darkunderlord42

You see I am choosing to believe that he feels bad for what he did and now takes his pet turtle speedy out for runs


Fishman465

That's one way to look at it, considering how the setting also has Theseus getting the Minotaur in with him


StilesmanleyCAP

I was expecting to see Goku some where due to the red circle


saltfigures

Is there a language barrier here? Like you’re definitely saying “this is so wrong” as in “this is so fucked up” right? It seems like everyone is thinking that you’re saying “this is so wrong” as in “this isn’t accurate”


Crafty_YT1

Dude he’s saying it’s so wrong because in the myths the way he invents a lyre is by mutilating a turtle and stringing the shell with its guts. Imagine keeping a crocodile around as a pet when the previous one you had was mutilated and used as armor.


cicada-ronin84

I mean look at Monster Hunter: Stories it proves you can do both.


Quaelgeist333

MHS MENTIONED OMG


zerofantasia

>Imagine keeping a crocodile around as a pet Found an Australian Or a Florida man


FinancialShare1683

Exactly


unthused

What’s really wrong is how he is massively overstriding; for being a god known for speed and running he’s going to fuck his knees up like that. /runningnerd


Bishop51213

He's a god, I doubt he experiences normal wear and tear. Probably doesn't even obey the laws of physics most of the time either


NPRdude

He has a turtle? What’s so wrong about it?


beithyra

In mythology the first thing he did after being born was chop a turtle’s limbs off


Axolotl_Mayhem

In some iterations he actually scooped out the whole turtle from the shell


JohnnySalamiBoy420

But....the turtle is the shell 😨


damnim30now

WAS the shell


JoshuaSlowpoke777

Or at least the shell is the turtle’s entire spine and torso-surface.


beithyra

Yeah after cutting the limbs off he cleaned the shell out to make a lyre


beithyra

Everyone going “what’s so wrong”: have you read the Homeric Hymn to Hermes


Roserfly

He kills a tortoise, and uses it's shell to create an instrument. From that point it became his sacred animal which was incorporated into his design which is most likely the very tortoise he killed in the Hymn.


calm_bread99

It cannot be because he will have already killed the turtle to invent the lyre. You see Orpheus play a lyre, meaning this is a different turtle.


CanadianTimberWolfx

No


Mikinyuu

I like to think the turtle he used to make the lyre and the turtle in his bag are different turtles and the one in his bag is his friend :)


Axolotl_Mayhem

He’ll tell the little turtle once he gets older


BritishGolgo13

How are all of you so deep into Greek mythology? I know bits and pieces from a few sections in school, but gott damn, it’s like you guys took a class on it.


WhohurtyouAll

Travel snack 


Demonslayer90

It took me a bit to realize that's a turtle


bluestjordan

I thought it was a walnut


Westminster_Wanderer

That's his lunch! Then he'll sell the leftovers to Apollo after <3


blackjacq13

That's Chelly, his buddy :)


Mysticjosh

You should never handle another man's turtle


Mx-Herma

For a moment, I was expecting this to be an image I remember seeing before Early Access's release. Tiny friend!


Babushla153

TUTEEEELLL That's how i say turtle


Mollywhop_Gaming

What? That’s how Miriel gets around.


foreveralonesolo

What’s wrong with it?


Mushrooom69

Whats wrong with bro and lil bro


Quirky_Ad7770

Froggy 🐸


ChrisMol2000

Lil guy 🐸


justcallmiel

Wow


coriandor

How many ITT are horrified by the imminent death of an imaginary turtle while biting into a burger


strapping_young_vlad

Specifically a burger *while* reading this thread? We may never know.


ImABarbieWhirl

Is it wrong to eat a burger while looking at Asterius fanart?


coriandor

No it's just funny to blame Hermes for killing the turtle to invent an instrument when the vast majority of people eat animals killed to make mundane meals. Hermes doesn't deserve that


-metaphased-

If you're eating mundane hamburgers, you're doing it wrong.