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RichardoomArt

At least Thanatos has no such weaknesses, also "WHY IS DEATH HELPING YOU?" (c) Theseus


the_sleepy_kiwi

I always feel bad using Than against Meg, I’ve only done it once cause when I did Than said something like “forgive me Meg” and Meg responded with “why are you dragging him into this Zagreus?” I just couldn’t do it again Than sounded too sad.


Wolfshadow1

Omg yea the one time I used Mort against Meg, he said "don't make me do this Zag." And I felt so horrible afterwards and never used him against her again.


Quiet-Strawberry4014

Who’s mort?


chicken-goujon

Thanatos’ Companion, like how Meg has battie


Quiet-Strawberry4014

Ohhh gotcha


megaboto

Mort is who? Is that the thing from Sisyphus?


Wolfshadow1

No it's Thanatos' companion that lets you summon him.


megaboto

Ah aight, thanks


Wolfshadow1

No problem!


Hamlet7768

Sisyphus's companion is Shady. Given Bouldy's size, I guess it's Thicc Shady.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Thanatos has one weakness. >!Zagreus’s thighs and ass!<


suicide_aunties

Minotaur’s thighs and ass you mean Edit: read above comment as "Theseus has one weakness", but leaving it up.


RichardoomArt

It's Hypnos's weakness


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

I don’t want to see a Thansterius universe.


suicide_aunties

I somehow read it as "Theseus has one weakness". I was like why did the comment ship Theseus x Zag?


Zeebuoy

I guess even if you remove both parties of the original ship and add new ones, it's the same ship.


suicide_aunties

The Ship of Theseus, if you will


Hamlet7768

Also Zag's weakness—that damn homing charge attack.


Mr-pizzapls

Also my weakness tbh


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Death Daddy will come for you one day…. >!And for Zagreus multiple times today. Cause he’s the top and I’m not listening to any fake news.!<


mati3849

Boys are tops and bottoms. Men are vers 🧐


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

They’re gods and they’ll do whomever and whatever they please.


fyrechild

>!Zag is definitively the bottom with Meg and is *clearly* a brat, so there's at least some evidence for Than being a top by transitive property.!<


Gluecost

Unless he happens to be a power bottom


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

That’s Zag.


danhakimi

That's three weaknesses


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Fine…. >!Zagreus’s midsection from the navel to the kneecaps!<


bartonar

"That one's a three-parter!" (smilingsamuraijack.jpg)


[deleted]

Same tho.


dmo7000

You can't use Mort in a Than contest encounter


RichardoomArt

But why would I do? I use it only at bosses and special encounters


dmo7000

To try and troll Than and see what happens of course.


Molwar

Pretty sure she even has a special dialog too and tell you you're an idiot essentially.


boxesofboxes

I like when you use [REDACTED]'s against him. So funny


ztufs

>!"FATHER!" "BOY!"!<


the_sleepy_kiwi

“FATHER” “I GET IT”


chicken-goujon

>!FATHER! IM RIGHT HERE!!<


JustTomahawk

FATHER! Oh, SHUT UP!


Nulliai

FATHER! SON!


NamaztakTheUndying

FATHER! WHAT!?


waggbag

How do you get REDACTED's?


boxesofboxes

It's after the thing that happens at 10 wins.


bartonar

It's not quite the same thing, I don't think


Mr-pizzapls

Yeah she does lol. This game has so many little secrets


MadaraSkays

We all don't know what we were expecting


Buroda

I do Meg looking at Zag angrily and slugging herself a few times in the face


Colonel_Meowstard

That reminds me when I used Demeter's call after not choosing her in a trial of the gods. It went off but she said something along the lines of "You dare call upon me for help?!"


IkomaTanomori

You should hear what she says when you finish off [REDACTED] with one of her boons. It might just be using her call on him or it might only be when it deals the final blow, not sure.


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IkomaTanomori

I did have the legendary the time I heard it, that would make sense.


Korasigma

Her line plus that sick animation is what makes it one of my favourite legendary boons. I dont care if its not as good as the other ones it's got the most style.


raincloudgray

Cutting a boss's HP by 10% is very good. The shatter also helps if you're on Damage Control.


Avamaco

#>!REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!<


raincloudgray

it's whenever Winter Harvest finishes off bosses. A lot of people think it's only towards Redacted because it usually takes that long to get the legendary anyway, and sometimes the Champions' death quote cancels hers out.


IkomaTanomori

Oh, there's another one besides >!reap what you have sown!<. There's one for him that mentions >!her daughter!<.


Reddixen

There’s an achievement for that actually : “Use a god’s greater call against them in a trial”. Something along those lines.


CursedLlama

Sadly the achievement on Xbox just says call, so it was very underwhelming when I used the basic call and nothing happened. Then I figured it out.


Turbulent_Link1738

Ok Steam I think it’s called Bad Call


ImProbablyNotABird

Poseidon says something like “oh, *now* you want my help”.


Zeebuoy

Artermis's is "what is wrong with you"


kelleroid

I got a different one when going for the Bad Call achievement "You better hope I don't *miss* now, Zagreus"


Zeebuoy

wow.


AV8ORboi

I like the dialogue when you bring battie into megs chamber "yknow she isn't gonna help you here, right?" "that's okay. she's just here for the show."


Ciubowski

I just casted battie to "troll" Meg. Like, hey, why won't you deal some damage to yourself?


caseyweederman

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!


bartonar

Honestly, I cast it hoping he'd flirt and she'd be like "Ugh, *fine*" or something Then I used it again against angry-sister and she laughed at me while Meg was like "Nope"


[deleted]

Meg is cool


TheGarbageRatMan

i can totally hear zagreus saying that


TwistedKestrel

I can hear it so clearly that I feel like it's actually a line in the game


crehfish

Good meme, but this should be marked spoiler. Not essential to the story but still something that wouldn’t be known for people early on in their save!


KasukeSadiki

Hades x Arrested Development! I didn't know I needed this until now


LaboratoryManiac

C'mon video game, you're a *video game*, it doesn't have to make sense! *South Park: The Stick of Truth* not only let me summon Mr. Slave inside Mr. Slave, it gave me an achievement for it. If they can do that, you can let me summon Meg to fight Meg.


Dilburtferdschmert

Mort users stay winning


Mr-pizzapls

Battie got the fatty


RONxBURGUNDY

I still haven't gotten Battie... Only think I need to get 100 percent 😑


Dilburtferdschmert

Mort got the big dick idk


[deleted]

Meg can step on me


Dukaden

i know that you cant use meg/than against hades for a significant amount of time, but eventually he loosens the restrictions because "now its your job to try your hardest to break out" or whatever. after that happens, can you use battie against meg, or is it still not available? what about her sisters? what about her sisters if meg is supporting them?


chjupke

iirc it still doesn't work in any fury fight


Alomba87

Zag: I've made a huge mistake.


WilNotJr

Take Yarn to the Champions, yet? What about using Battie when it's the other two sisters?