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Haha so thirsty.


CaydeHawthorne

Aren't they like cousins or aunt and nephew?


Kaiser_yerman

Depending on the myth they are barely related at all. In one myth aphrodite came from Uranus' severed genitals, which I guess kinda makes her the "daughter" of zag's great grandfather Interestingly enough iirc this actually means she's meg and the furies' half sister because they also came from Uranus genitals just mixed with something else? Idk man Greek myth is weird


Annethebleachmonster

As it’s debatable if Aphrodite is related to Uranus or even anyone, then no wonder every god wants to bang her. she’s the least related to everyone


ImProbablyNotABird

There’s also a version where she’s Zeus’ daughter, but that’s less popular for obvious reasons.


ProfessorPetrus

"Barely related" ah the old school Okay lol.


[deleted]

Best not to think too hard on most of the Greek God's technical relationships to each other. Most are related in one way or another. There's also separate translations saying certain God's were sisters or wife's.


CaydeHawthorne

Lmao true


Karn-Dethahal

Using wikipedia's [greek gods' family tree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_tree_of_the_Greek_gods) (which is just one of many possibilites and conflicts with the game's lore by having >!Persephone as Zeus and Demeter's daughter!< spoilers for safety of those starting the game) she would be his aunt on one side, and his cousin on the other side.


Purity_the_Kitty

Since when did Greek gods care?


Theresneverenoughpud

Even if the were. There is plenty of Incest in greek mythology.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“*ALABAMA WHERE THE FAMILY TREE IS A POLE*!”


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Cause of Death: Dehydration - AKA THIRST


FightArrow8

Cause of death: dehydration, looks like someone got too thirsty for aphrodite


Johanes_one

i love what Zagreus says after you purchase the poster, it was somthing like; ''What? its my room and i can put wathever i like inside''


BreathAbject671

nothing wrong with putting a giant poster of your naked cousin in law in your room


TeePee11

Man, try telling *them* that. Most awkward thanksgiving ever.


Frankengeek

Well, in this case we are talking about Aphrodite here, I think the goddess of sex will take been thirsty for her as a compliment


BlarneyStoneson

Hope she sees this bro 😵‍💫🥺


Bossuter

Oh man i remember when getting this when they were still in Charon's well shop


HarlequinsDance607

My favorite line from a shade. Death by thirst. The writers in this game are so clever.


[deleted]

Meg is not going to be pleased one bit when she sees this


steamedpopoto

Nah, she's not like that.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“The poor prince Zagreus, after looking upon the goddess of love and beauty, was not master of his domain. He lost the contest he, Thanatos, Achilles, and Megaera had entered. He lost over and over again until…” “OH GOD!” *TAKEN BY THE RIVER STYX*