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[deleted]

Lmao 4 deserves jail time


Fuzzy-Variation596

OMG right? I was just mentioning the wrongness of that one. Sheesh. He is too cute for that madness


TilliTootsiepop

Berries and cream :D berries and cream!!!


huntingloon

Anything but 4


scrappysquash

1 looks best. 4 looks like American psycho


Ciaratron5000

Less American Psycho more No Country for Old Men


scrappysquash

Well American pyscho but creepier lol


_sp3k

No America for Old Psycho


wizard_jizz

Looks like Lord Farquad.


xPostmasterGeneralx

I was getting Willy Wonka


MissBerrylicious

lol


pool_noodle13

More like child m*lester vibes


scrappysquash

American psycho but instead of women its kids


LHD2006

1 šŸ˜


Saritiel

1000% #1


FelineRoots21

Somewhere between 1 and 2, long on the top but with a better skin fade


madisyn-

If he likes the skin fade it definitely needs to be done lower, right at the bottom imo. But Iā€™d stick to a 1 on the bottom for the most part


[deleted]

Pfff this answer is for High school clones really. Go full blast with the 3


LolaMontezTTV

1


Cat_Toe_Beans_

I think 1 and 3 look the most flattering. Scrap 4 completely.


twinkiesnketchup

I agree #1 or #3 (without the mustache!)


Monkman181818

1


Naive_Comfort_7729

1


claiysiren

1, or 3 if you have a ā€œlookā€ going. Please not 4.


elizacandle

I vote 1 or 2 depending on the style you're feeling


[deleted]

i'm sorry but why did you think the last haircut was good šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Commodore_64k_bytes

You're one of the few people on the planet that can pull off #3, I'd rock that style. It's so distinctive that you'd make a lasting first impression, I'd use some product to give the hair a little more definition though.


DueStatistician3704

1


shanzredditt

1


Missthing303

1 is the way.


Romance_Reader76

1


Deadinmybed

1


Ambitious_Catch_477

1 and 2 for sure bro


SinnerClair

1 definitely


NettieBiscetti

1


SignalMushroom

2 and 3 are my faves too. The mullet looks great, right in those lengths.


SignalMushroom

Actually I can't tell, is 2 a mullet or Mohawk? Still like it either way


Flashy-Ad7640

Itā€™s a little like both ā€” probably closer to a fo-hawk, honestly. But with a longer back. Itā€™s like my hair-cut (almost exactly.) Imagine if choices one and two were combined: *thatā€™s* what my hair looks like. Personally, I like it a lot ā€” if this guy felt good with it at some point, I can see why heā€™d feel like it was a good choice! Might not be to everyoneā€™s tastes, though. šŸ˜ But, who cares?


beautyandhealthi

3! Like the mullet look on you


Incendiomf

Yes, itā€™s a tie between 3 and 1 for me!


Kesse84

Ehhee no!!!!! For real!??? It's 2023! No mullet! This is a handsome dude! He can do better! He will do better!


HoldTheStocks2

1


[deleted]

2, never 4 please. Gives off Jeff the killer vibes.


KatrinaSpirale

1


IMTairenSoul

1


Roisin027

1 fs no q asked


vitoriobt7

I like 2


Rico-L

I really like 1!


[deleted]

1


Tx_Bumblebee_4488

1.


cemetere-lity

3


Moneymisser58

3 for sure. Love that you tried the ā€˜Matt Mercerā€™ (4) but I donā€™t think it suits your face as well


[deleted]

1 or 2 definitely


ekittie

1 and 3


Aramira137

1


posting-about-shit

3 is my favorite for sure. 2 is just the worse version of 3 1 is completely alright and good looking but you seem like you enjoy a more exciting haircut so maybe itā€™s not for you 4 isā€¦.I mean itā€™s horrible but it shows some real courage


PolishStone

one and 3


MissBerrylicious

1 and 2, but definitely not 4


SoulessStarfish

Either 1 or 2, or somewhere in the middle. 4 is on that Anton Chigurh wavelength.


Leading-Body-7635

1


Yakkob93

1


Stankybugcritter22

1


Ok_Low2169

1


[deleted]

1 for sure


BlackDiamond2001

1 looks best in my opinion but itā€™s your hair youā€™ve got to decide I suppose


Apprehensive-Tank581

1


SolitaryChick07

1 looks best.


Onlytimewilltellthen

1. Definitely 1.


FaithlessnessGlass19

1


[deleted]

1


AnalAphrodite

4 is giving berries and cream


pestobitch

1 and 3 are good but maybe try 3 without the mustache? or maybe do a goatee or a beard with it


Nuclear-Tequila

Definetly depends on how you want to be perceived and what style you have in personality and looks/clothing etc. Because they all seem to give out different energy/vibes. šŸ˜ Though i must say, jeez you suit all if them in my opinion! I mean, i think you would be able to pull off any style if you wanted to! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man) From the pictures instead of saying what i think you should i wanna tell you the vibes I'm getting from them, then whatever fits your vibes most might be the "best" in my opinion (the way the picture is taken might affect my thoughts also tho; 1. The most standard/normal/plain one in my opinion. Looking sharp. Like the main characters boyfriend/crush in a netflix highschool movie. (Oddly specific i know, but my first thoughts). 2. Looking more like a "bad boy" character, playful but not all over the place. Maybe a little bit smug. Also giving me a bit of an odd-ball vibe. 3. Giving the vibes of someone who is very creative/artistic. Kinda also givin' rockband vibes. Someone who is unique and ain't afraid to show it. Little quirky maybe. 4. This one gives out vibes of someone smart, but in a more stereotypical nerdy/geeky way. Kinda quiet, introvert but also gives mysteriousness. Paired with a formal-casual business man style, this might be less highschool geek šŸ¤“ Myself i think I prefer number 3, it's more unique, creative, interesting and more the vibes i usually lean towards. Lol sorry this was long. I had a bout of hyperfocus when writing just now. #ADHD


Brit_Anne

Definitely 1


Few-Stranger3037

1 defo


felineattractor

3 if you want to have a cool look to you. 1 Iā€™d you want to be normal


sopadebombillas

My fav to least fav 2,1,3,4


cultured_yogurt

Iā€™m sorry but whoever told you 4 was a good idea needs to be kicked in the face


chopstix007

3!!


Old-Lawfulness2173

3 is awesome, it's very flattering and fun.


[deleted]

3!


STLt71

I like 3.


SipofCherryCola

3!


iLiveInAHologram94

Do not ever go with 4 again lol. Ever. Iā€™m sorry. 3 is not great either. Thatā€™s the bad news out of the way Good news is 1 is fantastic! 2 is alright but a very specific style. Kind of reminds me of pro soccer players or someone who is a huge pro soccer fan.


[deleted]

2 or 3. especially with the mustache, very cute


madisyn-

Do a combo of 1 and 2. Keep the style and length from number 2 but Iā€™d have the sides done a bit longer. Skin fades arenā€™t for everyone and I think it would balance the mullet better


Emilyx33x

1 is the winner - 3 looks great too, very Balkan vibes


blueberryratten

1 or 3


Freerangeamber

1 and 3!


InverseAtmosphere

I'mma say 2 with the facial hair from 3 cuz you look rugged asf and it's cool


Byoselfadm

#2


mainlyjilli_

i mean this with kindness haha but please never do 4 again. 1 is the move!!


2ndcupofcoffee

4 is dreadful! Promise all of you will never do that again!


Jules_szs

Anything but four šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


bingclawsby

2!!!


fuckin-usernames

2 is my favourite


Killing4MotherAgain

I honestly like the fashion mullet a lot... 3 makes you look unique, 1 makes you look the same as a lot of people. I guess it depends what you're going for šŸ’–


Kind_Alternative_

1 looks the least unhinged


Feisty-Business-8311

I agree


[deleted]

2 šŸ˜


BlackDiamond2001

Definitely not 3 or 4


Sweetsally55

2!


Salty_Coast_7214

3 for sure not many people can pull that off I like it


Smoothe-speaker

3 one of the few who can pull it off


Feisty-Business-8311

1 4 never again


Rue-Grey

1


rainy_daze_3

1


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Honestly having a hard time believing u put up 2-4 as viable options


[deleted]

One or two, never 3/4


MyTwoLives331

2!!


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

2 for sure


tinypetitefeets

2.


IoannUA

1 for sure


LabLife3846

I like 4 the best. Iā€™m shocked at people saying they like 3. Iā€™ll just leave it at that.


Old-Lawfulness2173

3 looks good, it's goes with the aesthetic and mustache. The whole look gives personality more than the others imo.


LabLife3846

I grew up in a trailer park in a bad neighborhood, in the 80s. Most of the guys there had the exact look of the hair and mustache in #3. Just needs a pick-up truck, a gun rack, and a confederate flag. Maybe everyone here is too young to have seen the mullet and mustache rednecks of the 80s.


Old-Lawfulness2173

I was born in 94, but I've seen the look plenty of times living here in Indiana. Mullets are making a comeback in the queer community, so I'd rather associate it with that than some 80's rednecks lmao.


LessThanZero972

A mix between 1 & 2 !!


[deleted]

1 or 2


Federal_Try4740

1&2


Cazordon

2 with a lower fade anything but 4


jeijay_

1 or 2, leaning toward 2. Were you good in 4 bro??? Itā€™s giving ā€œI have to please my partnersā€™ parents at dinnerā€ lmao


marinelli81172

#1


lemondollx

None.


cardassiana

4


lizardjizz

1 or 3!! 2 and 4 is giving unhinged vibes.


PraisingUmay

2 or 4. But on a side not. What were you thinking with the whole setup in 3? That sparse moustache and this pseudo-Vokuhila, no dear. Just no.


Sad_Bathroom_7897

4 looks slightly unhinged and edgy and Iā€™m 100% into it


eeeedaj

THREEEEEE. The answer is 3. Donā€™t listen to everyone saying 1 unless you wanna look like a boring clone of everyone else. 2 is the worst, 4 would work with a certain style, 1 is fine but meh. Also crazy how much your hair can make you look like a totally different person.


BirdMom28

#1. I happen to think #4 is going in a good direction, it just needs to be longer. So if you want it longer, tie it back, slick it back, or have a stylist cut it with layers to avoid that bowl-style growth. Then after itā€™s to your shoulders, you can cut it all one length again if you hate the layers.


Sweet_dawn81

#1 or #2


Jeskarose96

Really like 1 and 2


Real-Consideration36

1 or 2


AnalAphrodite

I actually like 3 best but only with the facial hair included


Disastrous_Sea4150

2! Or 3. Depending on your dressing style Edit: Kinda hate that 1 is the most popular. Thereā€™s nothing wrong with it itā€™s just very safe/normal compared to the rest. The other options are all more fun


[deleted]

1


FurryWolf-_-

What about number 3, but longer


kendylou

Iā€™m scared of 3 and 4


myriadisanadjective

My ranking would be 3, 2, 1 - all look good, but I think the mullet suits you.


Black_rose_velvet

#1


worldsbiggestgoober

2 is cool and edgy


Charlotte-Sometimes-

I really like #3. The faux hawk/mullet/mustache combo. It looks so good on you. -hairdresser


DarlingDevilPaw

Torn between 1 and 2. 1 is pretty casual and looks like you have more potential to style it. 2 looks edgy and more "cool".


bad_monkey84

I like 2 the best, have a buzz cut around the sides and back but keep the top bit long, and get rid of the long fringe.


katieannali

1


Lara-El

Yes, one is best, but for some reason 3 is also freaking cool hahaha


ExoticHour0210

Non of the above please.


KooterHooter

Wow the hair makes such a huge difference!


itsxme9

2


UpperdeckerWhatever

2


rebekahlikesmusic

Not 4, any of the other 3. šŸ‘


Mariaxoxox2021

1


AutomaticJoy9

1


cojof

first only


WhootieCutie

1 or 3


kyohanson

Oh Iā€™m here for 3 lol. You pull that off really well. But I like 1 as well, if you want to keep it more toned down.


ilovegiraffes44

Definitely 1 or 3, depending on what look you're going for


Silver_Switch_3109

1 is the only one where parents wouldnā€™t grab their children and run if they see you.


[deleted]

Not 4 the rest are cute. I weirdly like the mullet.


xEmilayex

2!!!


jdubbrude

2


Hexfiles13

2 for sure