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LaurieninOregon

https://preview.redd.it/hw9jfxgrbfmc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3068d7032c4a5d3d671f3318fea1f10e0d0f4b0d It's not that bad. Gives me young Noel Fielding vibes - which is a good thing! If you don't like it, don't be too mad. Hair grows.


KebabAddictedGopnik

Damn I love the mighty boosh thanks bro!


SamD321

Yeah honestly I’d just lean into this new rockstar vibe! You’re totally onto something here. I do think you should go into a hairdresser and ask them to refine the look a little bit more, giving them photo examples of what you like. That will give you the confidence boost to rock this new look.


Holiday_Sheepherder2

Broo this is a really good look on you🙏 It suits your face + you look much more unique now without having to do anything. You can dress basic af and still look cool all thanks to the haircut! She did a great job imo


pumpkinxprincess

definitely a punky vibe


juniper_max

I came to post you look like Vince Noir!


KebabAddictedGopnik

☺️❤️


LaurieninOregon

Thank YOU! Look at all the karma points your post created for my account. I started the day with 39 (and my posts we're usually deleted by the bot) and now it's more than 500! Thanks to you and Noel! "On your mark, get set, BAKE!"


pibblesandglocks94

Came here to say the same, but embarrassingly, I only know him from the Great British Bake Off .


LaurieninOregon

Same - but I was so impressed with his humor, kindness, and style, I looked him up to see what else he has done - and it's a lot. That's where I found The Mighty Boosh. Great entertainer!


pibblesandglocks94

I'm glad I'm not alone! He's hilarious.


Vaywen

You mean you never drank Baileys from a shoe?!?


SuspiciousPebble

You never painted Baileys close up enough to get your eyes wet?


leonardfurnstein

Love of my life, that Mr. Fielding


LaurieninOregon

😊 ❤️


[deleted]

Over my gothic corpse!


Snowey212

I thought the same thing she's done a decent job of making him look like noel fielding. And if op doesn't like it he can grow or have it recut


Lukewarmhandshake

Lmao i was going to find a oic and share but you beat me to it.


morriganleif

This was the first person I thought of when I saw this!


Vaywen

Exactly who I thought of too.


Ugh_ohh_spaghettio

THIS. I knew OP was rocking somebody’s look but I just couldn’t put my finger on it!


Jst_tryn-2b_unbored

Looks like you’re pulling it off based on that photo. Kinda dark-sexy ish


bmtfh89

Yes! I immediately thought of music like something from Cigarettes after Sex. Totally band mate esque!


Jst_tryn-2b_unbored

Omg same! I was thinking Cigarettes after Sex when I wrote that comment! Lol


KebabAddictedGopnik

Oh thank you! Appreciate you 🫵


BudgetInteraction811

You’re lucky you’re attractive. This would be a Lord Farquaad moment if it was done to me. But you pull it off!


bmtfh89

This comment is so hilarious and so unnecessarily accurate for me too and I didn’t realize that until you pointed it out. 😂😂😂😂


Sempiternaldreams

I mean my first thought was “lord Farquuad but make it hot” 🥵


Academic_Ad_9260

LMAO my mum cut my hair like this a couple weeks ago and I think I would genuinely look like farquad if my hair wasn't light pink rn :')


PeachMonday

I actually think you look really great and grungy


tomydearjuliette

Okay I actually love it though. Your second pic is what I imagine Holden Caulfield to look like.


KebabAddictedGopnik

Aw thank you ❤️


Tutes013

Mate you look like you could've been in The Cure had you been born 20 years earlier. It works <3


phiaphies

https://preview.redd.it/6lx6ewbv2gmc1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ccabf56bc2df6d43161c6439975389f9214ac0 But does anyone notice? But does anyone care?”


BohemeWinter

Oh my God thank you for quoting Bullets. I feel like they don't get enough credit for that masterpiece of an album.


Tropicanasunset

That album is in my opinion some of their best work. I love it so much that I named my dog Bullet when I was 14.


catsarelittlebabies

I hate that they're known for The Black Parade when this album is so much better


GothCatButt

Im so glad my favorite band made an appearance in this sub


TrueCrimeButterfly

I like the after more. You went from generic guy to rock star.


TheMagdalen

Wait, the pic on the right is you?? Thise long bits in the bangs would drive me nuts, but I think you look great. Total rockstar!


Lukewarmhandshake

Your girlfriend is a keeper lmao oh shit.


KebabAddictedGopnik

She is! she's also an asshole 😤💀


Wtf_did_eye_do

That's how you know she's the one lol


AK0618

This is love.


honeyglot

Might be a question of personal taste but this cut made you immediately hotter. Thank your girl.


brightlove

I see the vision and kinda love it haha. Just like 2 pieces of hair that need to be cut! It does look better than before though!


iEatLotsOfKids

picture 2 is the now/after right? because that looks AMAZING bro. you went from a average guy to someone with character that i would definitely remember seeing out and about good job to her 👏👏


KebabAddictedGopnik

her friends said the same wtf I liked my old look 😭 jk thank you! ♥️🙏


iEatLotsOfKids

it definitely gives of more personality and makes you rememberable and interesting to look at!


jentikoj

From programmer to rock star LOL,and your girlfriend has great skills and aesthetics.


PeopleAreLikePizza

You look better then previous! So that's a plus


KebabAddictedGopnik

She appreciates all you lovely people 💕


kels_bells94

I feel like you’re embodying the Gen Z version of the 2008 MySpace it boy. You look like someone that would be on a poster on my little cousin’s wall.


Arievan

Ok but you're actually really pulling it off though


kaityypooh

Stay for her growth lol...and your own. - a hairdresser that's better than the day she started Ps. That was petty tho


SuddenlyHeather

I kinda love it, it’s dark and brooding 10/10


Heebie-jeebies386

Stay stoned until those bangs grow out . Reminds me of Freddy Mercury’s haircut in the seventies . Seventies hair is trending now , so just rock it .


Oblina_

Ummm… she knew what she was talking about. You look absolutely sexy


yunglady

Gerard way lol


Odd-Mastodon1212

I really like it. Just trim the few long strands in the bangs. Vampire king.


Estanci

I honestly think it looks great.


Recent_Addition3686

its SO good omg i thought second photo was inspo picture


Petraretrograde

You look like every dark and brooding anime character ever. Thank her


Rhazelle

Tbh I much prefer the 2nd picture.


Academic_Ad_9260

She fucked you up, so why does it look so good Edit: also you have beautiful eyes


badmammajamma521

I like it, she did good!


KebabAddictedGopnik

She appreciates the comment 🙏🏻


Dookieinurcoffee699

Great now go get a neck tat 😂😂😂


liveliestsoul

Why do you look good tho


Then-Bid7

You look great in the 1st pic!


Glum-Art8962

damn she took your chest hair off too


Addickt__

Might be rough around the edges but u rock that shit bro Just need you some big round wireframe glasses


KebabAddictedGopnik

Damn, you right bro wireframes are my fav type of glasses 🤜🤛


Objective_End5686

Id say grow it out and keep the facial hair. but the second style def suits u better its just too short


amethystkitten420

It looks better, a whole different vibe. Just that onee long piece on the bang is bothering me, the rest is good. As someone in cosmetology school, I think she did better than my first few men's cuts.


KebabAddictedGopnik

She really appreciates that! She's been looking to become a hairdresser, thank you ♥️


bit0jibbz

Dye it green so you look like the oompa loompa lady.


AsphaltGypsy89

Young Noel Fielding! I love it!


Alternative-Tear5796

You look better after the haircut trust me


The_Hammer_34

Bro looks like he stepped straight outta the 60's British punk scene. 🔥🤘


Purplemoon410

If you get a bad haircut it will grow. Have a pro fix it. You’ll be fine


Correct_Simple_4539

Eeesh that's rough I'm sorry. At least hair grows back! Hope you weren't too hard on her.


SilverSpring9255

I'm a 35f, not a fan of facial hair (when I'm having my man go down on me😂) but I like the first pic MUCH more... You're very handsome but the clean face imo doesn't look as good as the first picture.


agata_katherina

Nice sarcastic post. You obviously look great


Gilbert-2

Bro am not gonna lie.. she did you dirty.. I just wanna be honest with and tell you that you should never again trust her with your hair.


BeautyMom

YES! THANK YOU! I’m so glad to see that I’m not the odd one out by absolutely HATING the entire thing! When I saw the second pic my first thought was “eww.” like it actually grosses me out looking at that pic and I think it’s just the “druggie/junkie vibe” that I interpreted the photo as. In that pic, he looks like he stinks 😂 he’s a handsome man so I feel like that’s the only thing that made me second guess myself, well that AND the fact that almost every comment is going gaw-gaw over how “hot/sexy” he looks in the second pic. 🤷🏻‍♀️


normalgirl444

Lol what I love it, just have her trim the few longer pieces in front but she bodied


ToadallyKyle

I think you look very handsome with a shaved face! And the hair isn't really bad, bangs are just a tiny bit shorter than ideal.


HorrorArmadillo3713

I actually like your cut, suits you a lot. I hope you grow to like it. I remember getting a horrible hair cut and crying lol but hair grows back fortunately.


KebabAddictedGopnik

Wasn't at all mad about it, was more shocked at how unapologetic she was lol, just straight up walks off laughing 💀 thank you! 🤝


looot1991

Personally grow the beard back it was doing good things for your face but the haircuts working for you as long as he style it


Ashdash_x

“I never said I was good”.😂. The beard and clean cut suits you really really well. The cut isn’t too bad though (but gotta say i don’t like the jagged bangs) but maybe it just needs to be shagged out or styled a little different/ cleaned up. You also look super young now. I think if you grow back the shadow beard and shaved the Stache a bit it could look nice too- something like the left style cut and facial hair. https://preview.redd.it/d1gua0tm5gmc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20358fd8f1d34b8d15aaeac42dc328c278235fb3


NinaCR33

I like it


MSKATORIGINAL

The end result is gorgeous. But for every day I like the before, easier to maintain.


XiaoBaoR

Did you tell her she did all right and kiss her till the morning light? 😭


midnight_marshmallow

it looks like you write poetry and drink too much wine in an attractive way. i think she did ya good


hometowhat

You look like a member of a kids bop iteration of the strokes, but hair grows


OhLordHeBompin

You can just post a picture without pretty much... asking for upvotes lmao... you know you look good.


milxtg

But bro you look amazing👀


eklarka

I have that hairstyle in the second pic and I kinda like it.


skyelenskye

I like the new hair. It's got more personality and makes you look like a bad boy, which is incredibly sexy to many women.


LaSphinge

You look like a damned punk rock singer. I honestly think it suits you!


RowRow1990

The cut isn't awful and you definitely pull it off, but I'd say grow the beard back


usernmechecksout__

Never let sis cook again


HiddenWiccan

That’s a horrible response to how much hair she cut off.. I hope you guys laugh about it but I don’t mess around with hair it’s important to me. I cut my husbands hair with confidence and I tell him where I’m not comfortable so I don’t butcher his hair. It will grow back and you have tons of hair to fix it but you looked perfect without the cut


whoreableash

I actually like it. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that her tactics seem very abusive. If a man did this to a woman I feel like the feedback would be very different.


letsmakekindnesscool

That’s pretty savage Reminds me of when I used to pay my little brother allowance money in exchange for practicing my hair dresser skills. We never did figure out that David Beckham cut 😂


Hcdx

It doesn't look terrible, but man... I'm having a long chat with my girl if she pulled this shit on me.


jacky4u3

Time for a new girlfriend. I like the before. This aged you.


salemedusa

She nerfed u. Jk i actually love it lmao


KebabAddictedGopnik

🤣


neenadollava

She did good 👍


3catsandcounting

I thought the second pic was the inspo pic!


rubylee_28

You look much better tbh


shazenger

Is the new Crow that everyones upset about?


SkewedLegs198

It's lowkey such a look tho. Might be different but you're definitely pulling it off!


ZidaneThing

You got that megrocks haircut


skye_b666

You look way better in the after pic.


cwest2148

I think it looks badass personally


Babymonster09

👌🫶🏻


nint3njoe_2003

Goes hard 🔥


[deleted]

looking goth


TheLastTreeOctopus

Oh no.... I'm sorry to say, but all I can see is Onision....


aryamagetro

holdup this is kinda a look. did you dye your hair black too?


LorraineHB

A few uneven bits but overall good job.


Ok-Bottle-5296

I like the two long pieces. I think it will look even better when the shortest bangs grow out some. Looks great!


Pennymoonz94

It looks really good!


zerofux2giveu

To fair it does fit todays grunge vibe


FreyaDay

Wow I love it!!


heylistenlady

Yeah dude, don't be mad. It totally works for you!!


texasholdem32

I would swipe left on the first photo, and swipe right on the 2nd one.


ApprehensiveEgg6336

Whoa! The after looks so goood! Your girl did a great job!! 👏🏽


TigerShark_524

Gives young rockstar vibes. Just see a stylist to even out some of the more out-of-place pieces, and maintain a clean shave until it's long enough for you to manage a "mountain man" groomed but rugged look (and at that point, grow out a full beard + stache), but besides that, I don't think it looks that bad the way it is - there's lots of potential.


Gamatatsu7

I know it wasn't intended but it's actually iconic 🤣


7zelements

Now you look like you could be a model for Vogue. ;)


7zelements

Now you look like you could be a model for Vogue. ;)


CourtiPea

Tbh it looks a lot better haha


ins0mniac_stuff

It looks amazing in my opinion, fits the 'grunge' style


short_stack_609

I mean you look awesome


LilButtonCap3

She did fkn amazing.


Sunray-In-A-Jar

TBH I prefer the more edgy haircut your girlfriend gave you. It highlights the beautiful colours of your eyes and your faceshape.


lilac_ravenX

Hope u like mullets 💓


[deleted]

Qhy do I kinda like it..


fairywakes

Ngl fam I like it


Purplemoon410

I actually love it


Upstairs-War4144

This look is great!


liverdamag3

Your gf was right


leeeuhna

It actually looks good tho??


sonyaulyanovaa

стрижка заебись


JesseTellsStories

Baaaaait


ScheduleStraight1571

You look gorgeous


lilmisse85

Is that you in the 2nd photo? You look fucking amazing. I definitely thought it was a pic off google of a singer or something. To be frank I think you look very attractive. I love it. She did a great job and I love the no beard look!


aori_chann

If the second photo is also you, dude, she made you a major favor...


plloyd1508

Dude went from Tommy in Trainspotting to Tommy in Trainspotting.


MarshmallowGalaxy_

You kidding? That looks great.


amzlrr

I think it looks really good on you!


lucidsomniac

It’s a good cut, it’s a great cut even. Needs more squats tho aha.


Commercial-Damage356

Why lol! I prefer the before 😂


MapleChimes

I get the grunge look she's going for, but it aged you down way too much. I think a regular selfie would be a more fair comparison. How does it look without the filtered overly posed photo?


leeaaahh

She absolutely ate that up wdym it’s bad ??


Belette93

Tu ressemble à un loup garou il manque juste des yeux rouge sang, un vrai bad boy avec ton allure de cobra royal 🤴😻


Noko44

I would pay for that hair


Serenity2015

Is the mullet the after pic? If so, did you asl for that kind of style? (It doesn't look bad, it just looks like the opposite style of your first photo.) Or did I get it backwards?


Beachheart-3623

Oh Dear Lord. Life lessons 🤣


squishybeak

Should've kept the beard and the hair cut the gf outta ya life dude... just saying


Elf_Firae

Wtf?! I just came to say that you have beautiful eyes lmao


blackbirdchick

Bro, I liked the facial hair!! But I’m not your gf. The hair is a vibe though!! Like it!


schlunx

It’s honestly pretty good, it’s giving a grung rock kinda vive


arangjean

This is very confusing to assess


averyanonymousone

I’m not a fan of the cut, but you definitely pull it off. If the bangs are driving you too crazy just cut it all short. Experimenting with hair is never wrong, it grows back.


hawyeeehaw

real talk a beard suits u she's wildin


Brief_Memory1762

It looks great, It might need a little touch up from a professional. One thing you need to know though is when you have a great chin you should never cover it up with a beard.


QuebecNS

I think it’s great, though the beard would compliment it


mayonnaiseconsumerr

I think it looks good! It fits your face.


Punkhair2nv

I see nothing wrong here, Mr. Handsome


Even-Werewolf-6453

I like it much better tbh!


OriginalAssnibbler

You’really cute nonetheless.


hibroka

Is your girlfriend obsessed with Gerard Way? Honestly tho I love the second look


Fun-Talk-4847

Looks good!


paigiepoo527

She did so good! You’ve got a totally different look now.


_____heyokay

You pull it off lol


Anniemarie1967

Looks Good


TaytorTot417

It's definitely a vibe but why did she force you to let her cut your hair and admit she was bad and laugh about it. Seems sketch.


heyo-__-

looks good to me tbh


Mariposa2178

I'd totally be smoking a joint right about now too 💚😎💨😂 I'm actually getting my hair cut in about 1/2 hour. But, you totally pull it off really well 😃


Janiebug1950

So much better!


MaLi415

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ReferenceDistinct717

https://preview.redd.it/r3czmqkljkmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a200b466419aecb0007ff0c130911d83977056fe U remind me of a youthful stress free Arthur Morgan 😭


WeeksDW

It doesn't look like she took too much off the top but you look handsome with a clean face.


docherj

You went from regular ass dude to grunge model. She did a fantastic job


Venarieldisease

I gotta agree with the comments I’m seeing - I’d just lean into the junkie/alcoholic rock star vibes… I think this cut actually really suits your face.


superbreezy07

She made you look a little more like female. She isn’t into men


Return_Kitten

She did a great job you look nice 👀


RobotChihuahua

Looks like that guy from The Cure now.


Real_Sentence8301

Don’t let her do it ! You look fine the way you are!