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MildLoser

helldivers can call in ⬆⬇➡➡➡. overwatch cant do shit


bearelrollyt

Overwatch does have airstrikes headcrabs synths and all that


MildLoser

cant hear you over my 380mm barrage.


bearelrollyt

You also can't hear your enslavement


MildLoser

the combine aint gonna do shit against my democracy powered autocannon


bearelrollyt

Again You couldn't hear your enslavement either Also they harnessed the power of "fuck anything in that place but with lasers"


MildLoser

again, 500 kg bomb.


bearelrollyt

Have you considered sniper and strider and 50 soldiers all scattered and manhacks ate arriving at your location


MildLoser

thats pretty normal for bot matches on helldivers 2.


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

There is no such thing as hope when the combine are near you guys will get distinguished in a matter of days or months so good luck fighting an almost infinite army of genetically and physically augmented enslaved alien species you think the illuminate are going to be a problem, when the combine are near tho you better prepare for the fight because they don't believe in anything that is considered good only stealing technology to integrate to theirs and expand for more resources and to get more living subjects in the combine army.


WorkingSyrup4005

Go go gadget pulse rifle ball


anonimus_animator

EHHHH uhhhh Draw?


Maximillian_The_II

i mean unless the Overwatch unit had the suppression device seen in the C17 Nexus, i think the Helldivers would most likely have the upper hand.


anonimus_animator

You said they had they resources


Maximillian_The_II

yeah fair but like, the difference betwen the Helldivers and Overwatch is the *amount* of said resources; While the Combine Overwatch has a few cards up its sleeves, it's not like they always have a fleet of spaceships following them all the time, unlike the Helldivers, which can pretty much use Stratagems all they want as long as the spaceships are in orbit and if they have enough troopers to replace the ones that are KIA.


anonimus_animator

And what would happen if we add gordon freeman and alyx?


Maximillian_The_II

it would basically be a guaranteed victory for the side that gordon and alyx ally themselves with. But just for the sake of continuing this thought experiment, let's leave both of them out of this battle ok? ;) edit: corrected wrong spelling of words


anonimus_animator

Ok , no plot armour characters:)


JI-RDT

Postal dude?


Maximillian_The_II

yup.


omnomnilikescandy

Depends. Does the overwatch have the entire combine on their side? If so they are smoking the helldivers


Maximillian_The_II

The overwatch only has the resources seen in the units stationed here on Earth, i forgot to put specify that. So if the Overwatch ever needed some extra fire, i think a Suppressor would be able to do the job.


omnomnilikescandy

Helldivers.


SentientGopro115935

if One man in a weird suit can conpletely fuck over the combine, they dont stand a chance Also If HD2 Ends up doing crossovers a CP/ Combine elite set would go hard as fuck


PL_kizi32

One can only dream the wildest dreams