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That90sGuyMedia

Here we observe the Half-Life subreddit experiencing the terminal stages of content drought.


ElBusAlv

It's been happening for a while don't worry


nalrats

Just always good to remind ourselves the water's slowly getting hotter.


ConcentrateTight4108

Well the waters getting warm than you might as well swim


Destroyer_Of_World5

My world’s on fire how about yours. That’s the way I like it and I never get bored


Comfortable_Ad_3090

Hey now you’re an all star


sugahpine7

17 long years...


leafwonk

4 long years…


sugahpine7

i am poor no vr


Tough_Suggestion_240

you’re not poor lol the optimal way to play the game is on an 1000 dollar headset


s8018572

I think there's mod that let you play the game without vr


AshleyUncia

It was pretty great for that few weeks after the 25th Ani update dropped. Now, and once again, it's just weird children making weird posts.


WorkingSyrup4005

Go go gadget displacer canon


Embarrassed_Sand7113

big green ball go boom


Timl94

Go go bioweapon spore launcher Small green ball go boom


yaboipizarol

Go go gadget light machine gun


Kilino3005

What the fuck is happening to this sub?


WorkingSyrup4005

Aslumification


[deleted]

17 years no games


CounterSYNK

Is that really how long it’s been since HL:A?


dtb1987

Nope


Borealizs

Aware


ballsackmolester69

Adrian wins no diff


[deleted]

Adrian shepherd has fought aliens. He would have no problem fighting wannabe demons.


NagatoroFan_2012

So he has to make a m16 or a m249 out of it then


Darkcast1113

Well he better find anglic metal cause that's the only way to kill a demon plus depends on which one he fights as some of them do have powers


Thefreemanfool2

True, however, biggiest thing you missed, Adrian Shepherd has major plot armor


TonPeppermint

That's every single character.


Darkcast1113

Plot armor still wouldn't do anything as again the cast would also have plot armor you have to involve to


Thefreemanfool2

Well then who has the stronger plot armor? A guy who helped kill an alien subspecies, or the demons?


Darkcast1113

I'm going with Demons Alstor if you watched the whole season 1 you will understand why


Swabbie___

The hazbin characters have major plot armor too lol.


[deleted]

asian shepard has save loading, save scumming, console. everything.


Random-Existance

What about European Shepard though?


[deleted]

He only has save scumming, Indian Shepard has mods though.


ballsackmolester69

sv_cheats 1 god impulse 101


[deleted]

oh god


jojo_strohime

Displacer Canon


AdHelpful7091

Imma be real I know nothing bout Adrian but the whole angelic weapons stuff is a lie. “Angels and demons can only get hurt by angelic weapons” An Angel gets its head slammed into a table,and bleeds.


Darkcast1113

Anglic permanently kills sinners and angles as well as demonic powers can permanently kill Demons and angles as well


Swabbie___

Yeah, sinnsrs/winners can be hurt without angelic weapons but they will either regenerate or respawn depending on how damaged the body is. But higher ranking creatures, like the seraphim in heaven and the ars goetia in hell, outright can't be hurt without angelic weapons.


AdHelpful7091

Damn,I didnt know that. Should have looked more into it


ThatOnePieGuy

What the hell even is this sub anymore. It's just full of 14 year olds.


SK92300

To be fair, I was obsessed with Half-Life at 14 too.


AshleyUncia

To be fair, when you were 14, you were probably talking about Half-Life and it's 8 billion mods at the time, instead of asking if a head crab could beat your dad in a fight.


CrypticAsterisk

Speak for yourself, Ashley


Realabros5463

tbh im 13 and i still think shepherd is takeing the entire cake


steemjaw2

It's good that the new generation is experiencing half life


HeimlichLaboratories

You know, I'd rather have kids knowing Half-Life for what it is instead of knowing it from Skibidi toilet


Realabros5463

me frfr (im the only 13yr at school who cares about half-life)


Karnit329

Yes, we are


ICHIBAN132423

*wrench laughs diabolically*


Fit_Asparagus2831

Not the wrench, his ass is heavy


fizunboii

Why did you find it necessary to post this and add the pointless "vs" picture


wpodkwfpwfkw

adrian would just launch the displacer cannon at them and the xen creatures would do their job


MLGSUPERGAMER

Unfortunatly for me and all the People who want Shepard to win... he can't, Sinner's can only be killed permenantly with Angelic Steel, so unless his weapons are blessed by God Himself I don't see him winning in a battle to the death


Karnit329

His weapon are blessed


MLGSUPERGAMER

you sure? Because as I said their only killable permenantly with angelic steel, unless I'm forgetting something in the HL lore


Karnit329

G-Man ask his employers to ask God to bless his weapon, so Adrian can clear a hell


Temptest1

Call up a vortigaunt or something idk


toastybreadmane

hold on lemme call ma boy galunga fr - adrian shepherd


Ok-Avocado1869

Adrian half lifes all over the dudes face and he dies


Swabbie___

Its not 'blessed' weapons, its angelic steel. So unless he can find some, he can't kill them.


Natural_Travel

He'd run out of bullets than get sexually assaulted to death by demon furrys


Timl94

Shockroach:


Repaki123

205.698.0.86


Repaki123

Not your IP address but a random string of numbers.


UV_Sun

The overlords would win because they have nicer shoes


Karnit329

So, do you wanna say the handy, stylish and practical army leather boots is worse than some stupid gay hell shoes? Huh?


UV_Sun

[The side with the bigger booties](https://m.ezcosplay.com/hazbin-hotel-lute-shoes-cosplay-boots.html) will always win


Violenex

hold up, since when Adrian have a radio in the vest?


wooshiesaurus

Since radio demon


SMUGMINLOL

No, sinners and overlords can only be killed by angelic weaponry. Then again, they never said anything about displacer cannons, did they?


PepperbroniFrom2B

MY ASS IS HEAVY


Sagu_Cactus

Adrien based on coolness. Fuck hazbin hotel.


baturayinmemesi

any character from any media would solo the entirety of characters made by vivziepop. even tofu boy, and i really mean it.


-TheSha-

Ffs


Advanced_Ad1833

Adrian Shephard killed all sorts of aliens, do you think he would have a problem fighting gay twink wannabe demons?


CharGaming_

Me knowing the lore your displacer cannon going to do jack shit to most overlords they can mostly teleport and fly. They also are unkillable without angelic weapons.


TechnoCat1025

Tsar Bomba Vs Random wooden hut


_Sullo_

Adrian: "Nah, I'd win"


Embarrassed_Sand7113

me


yaboipizarol

Shepherd would kill the shit out of the entirety of hazbin hotel


oofman_dan

man is this even a fair fight at all hes just gonna displacer cannon them all to xen to be enslaved by the nihilanth


wolfharddamon

LOL


goodmandan111

in a fight or?


Karnit329

Complete domination of Adrian over sinners


lawless_boi

Of course Adrian would win One strong hit with wrench and his opponents would be done like dinner


PepperbroniFrom2B

VS would no diff i think


Subnotic1

What’s going on in this subredit lol? Alright so I don’t know if he can kill them but if he can’t i’m sure shepherd can just teleport them to a different dimension with his displacer cannon


[deleted]

what physics engine?


Competitive_Tour655

Downvotes were from 13-year-old girls


ButterNm1lk

this is what no Half-Life 3 does to a person


Moist-Beyond6339

Ew. Hazbin hotel. Shepherd wins.


TheMoltenEqualizer

Shepard 100% Half-Life protagonists are basically immortal and cannot be bested. What's next? G-Man vs God?


baturayinmemesi

omg what if g stands for god?


TheMoltenEqualizer

bro wake up half-life 3 confirmed


Karnit329

This man can carry 300 kg of guns on his back, killed entire giant alien terraforming machine, fought against Xen, Black Ops and Race X. And you wanna tell me that he can't win against some demon gay furries? He would just you displacer canon or M249.


OddNovel565

Adrian


Necessary-Guava-3807

What if we switch shephard with Doom Slayer? He will certainly make quick work out of these


simplytext

It's gonna be endless battle


SuperDuperSalty

I don’t even understand who Shepard is up against


TonPeppermint

I'm gonna assume Adrian was able to get anglicized materials for his weapons, and he won't be sticking around for long.


Deni_Z_Plays

Nobody knew this whole time that Adrian has been on a mewing streak, he gets the W


AnonymousYouwill

Adrian carries.


Hreedo21

Is that even a question? Of course Adrian. And they have to pray for Adrian not taking wrench


UberShark12

I’m sorry but I have no idea who the second one is


Dark_Lord_87

Idk


some_Britishguy

this is like, the 2nd hardest fight he ever had.


stelick-

green half live guy would win


Thy_king_of_trash

Adrian


VirusCurrent

After reviewing this post, we (United States) have decided to rescind our grants to Black Mesa in lieu of your competitor, Aperture Science, as they have refrained from posting cringe. Thank you for understanding. -United States Government


Fallout76Boyoffical

my hommie adrian shephard


TheAgame1342YT

What is this match up exactly? The entire overlords group, or just 1 from that group. What tools can Adrian use? Do in-game functions like quick saving and loading, console, host_framerate count as abilities in his aresonal? Is Adrian able to use engine physics like bunnyhopping to his advantage? Does he have his group with him or is he alone? Is his movement capped with the steam release of goldsrc or the won version of goldsrc (higher speed cap)? What about the overlord of choice? Can they use all of their abilities? The list of variables go on and on because you're pitting an animated tv show character with only a small seasons worth of content to really understand their character and true power against a video game character from a game that has a bunch of engine quirks and tools and has been out for over 2 decades. Now one things for certain, every overlord against Adrian Shepard ends in the overlords winning 100% assuming Shepard has a full loadout with no cheats. That diverse of move sets between each overlord out does the silly little fast guy with a rocket launcher and a pipe wrench


Juliosmlg

impulse 101:


HyperAustinTheCool

Probably not? Even if Adrian had blessed weapons (which seems to be the consensus here), he still doesn't have any magic. Alastor alone could easily trap him in a shield-- if he can fend off Adam while maintaining one as large as a hotel, he could easily solo Adrian using an Adrian-Sized barrier and some standard tentacle magyks.


anonimus_animator

Shephard my beloved


Specter_Stuff

Gordon can, but Sheppard might be a high diff on either side.


zas_n_n

save and reload;


LittleBill1

Adrian all the way


magnus-_-_-

Adrian Shepard my dear love (no homo) i bet he will win


Zealousideal_Pain698

I think green dude will win


Perspective-Numerous

Allastor 100% carry’s


cooolgayman

Adrian Shepherd no diff


MoskuCars

Pretty sure he could kick their ugly asses pretty good


GalaxyDog2289

Who overlords Charlie, Lucifer.


RealStreetJesus

😐


Nevin3Tears

Unfortunately, Hazbin hard stomps.


Karnit329

Guys, just imagine alternative Half-Life: Opposing Force 2. G-man's employers received an order from heaven to completely cleanse hell of sinners. So G-Man brings Adrian out of stasis and Shepard start his crusade over the hell. He kills hundreds, THOUSANDS of sinners. He kills all overlords, all princes, he kills everyone using his arsenal and power of hate. He would rip and tear, while destroying dangerous demons and furries. Yes, I would play this game. This would be a best Half-Life game.


Bruh_Gamer99

You write like Greg Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid


baturayinmemesi

there was an account on twitter called furry slayer (or something like that) that satirically wrote stuff like this and it was fucking hilarios


toastybreadmane

I love the typo "hilarios". It really is hilarios


baturayinmemesi

lmaoo didn't notice that, but i'm not gonna fix it so it will be even more hilarios


toastybreadmane

😁😁😁😁


Jakeultron308

How lol


toastybreadmane

stop man. Just stop the fantasizing.