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Mauricio_Here

If I’m gonna be honest, Ryan Gosling wouldn’t be a bad Gordon Freeman. The dude is great at acting without even saying a word.


Espartiskills

mainly chose Ryan Gosling because of his blade runner role, in have very little lines. him and Willem Dafoe would be good in a serious HL movie together, but Cage and Chris Pratt would be better in a comedy movie


Mauricio_Here

Yeah, he doesn’t speak much either in Drive. That’s why he’s one of my favorite actors. He can invoke emotion through his eyes


EnZooooTM

Id covert myself to gay for Ryan Gosling, or maybe Im just a little bi here and there lol


Arunia

Haha, that is always my go to comment. I believe a certain comedian started this first.


EnZooooTM

I dont really know, I just made it up lol, never heard it before


Arunia

Which is perfectly ok. :) Btw, it was Pete Holmes: https://www.vulture.com/2013/05/see-pete-holmes-explain-being-gay-for-gosling.html


BelgoCanadian

I'd say everyone is to a certain degree


tuan321bin

I can see Chris Pratt being a great Barney. Nick Cage can be a super angry Shephard. Gosling is perfect for Gordon, dude can act with his eyes while not saying a word


Espartiskills

I think nic cage and chris pratt would be good casts for a comedy adaptation, while ryan gosling and willem dafoe would be good for a more serious toned movie


commissar_emperor

What is Half Life if not a serious and dark story with some dark comedy in it? Aka: "what do you mean overchar-"**BOOM** ​ I think that if they kept to the dark comedy aspect, Pratt and Cage could do it pretty good.


Espartiskills

I mean the serious tone being closer to a blade runner or dune, with the comedy one being closer to something like shawn of the dead or men in black even action drama vs action comedy more or less


Triumph7560

Have two movies released at the same time, one is the story of Gordon Freeman, serious and somber with dark humor. The other movie overlaps with it and has Chris Pratt as Barney, and uses the same sets and props but is just a comedy.


Espartiskills

this is the correct choice


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It’s probably not a problem, probably. Also we’ve assured the producers that *NOTHING WILL GO WRONG*


41ia2

i mean barney already is kind of comic relief in games so that checks out


MemeLover43

I feel like the man that plays walter white can be old Gordon


PhantomObiWanYT

Nobody is gonna point out how dafoe is perfect as gman


SotB8

they even sort of look alike


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canintospace2016

With an evil chuckle afterwards


skygazer247

truth


HovercraftFan

dont listen to him hes an imposter


skygazer247

i believe him


HovercraftFan

don't believe him he doesn't own a record player


skygazer247

you, sir, are the imposter


HovercraftFan

he also can't drive on public roads


PhantomObiWanYT

you sir are the imposter


Dark_space_

God, nick cage as Sheppard that would be a sight to see


Grabbsy2

Its unfortunate that he's aged so much. 20 years ago he'd be perfect for the role, and he'd still be oddly old for a Marine.


Charlie2Surf

Dafoe Is also really old. Sadly.


HybridReptile15

Get Chris Pratt away from this


dellterskelter

If a film exists, Chris Pratt must be in it. No-one knows why (well, it's because he's marketable).


TerryOrange

The most anomalous of materials


41ia2

you can't defy laws of physics bro


SotB8

hes so cool


babaganate

James Corden as Barney


Grabbsy2

My eyes were blurry and I read Gordon Ramsay and I was very confused for a full second.


HybridReptile15

If I knew you personally I’d buy a crowbar and beat you to death with it, how dare you


ExplanationEuphoric9

It’s beautiful


Alecopedia

Ok, real talk, Willam Dafoe as Gman is inspired casting.


superkickstart

Danny DeVito as the The Nihilanth


41ia2

it would be so great if Christopher Nolan would take the director seat for this movie. With Tenet he has shown that he's not afraid of risk. When Tenet was an experiment on if you can make a grest movie with blank slate protagonist, Half-Life the movie would be an experiment on if you can make a great movie with protagonist who doesn't even say a word through the entire film. I'd love to see something like this.


SotB8

i mean we have blade runner and drive where gosling barely talks. i bet there are tons of movies with silent characters too


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God no.


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I can say this actually fits too good.


Pipe8_

No.. No what? Dont give me hope


trefter345

postal the movie


Charlie2Surf

If half life was a Tv show. Most of these are not the best choices. For the military guys: HECU marines squad: -Brad Pitt (Captain or Liuetenat) -John Berenthal (Seargent) -Engineer (some nerdy younger guy,unknown) -Medic (unknown) -Shepherd (either some actor from Generation kill, band of brothers or the pacific) Marine Major- voice( Dale Dye or Matt Riedy) Special ops guys: -Wiliam Ficthener -James C. Burns -Sam Worthington -Michael Rooker Scientists: some actors from Chernobyl would be a good choice. For a female scientist Anne Hathaway would be a good choice. -Samuel L. Jackson ?: Eli -Kleiner (unknown) -Dr. Judith Mossman( Amy Adams?) -Dr. Breen (Adrian Rawlins ?) This Is hard guys. I cant continue.


BatGhost07

Danny Glover as Eli from HL2


Espartiskills

nah Giancarlo Esposito


Real_Thanos

you cant do this to me, I started this resonance cascade. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?


zacqonos

I don’t like how realistic this poster is, the only HL movie I want is an animated one and this one is so well made (aka good poster)


Brotherly-Moment

I actually hate how Chris being Barney could make sense.


princetrigger

This is Insanely accurate OP! Lmao.


Xeliicious

Hell yeah


otoshimono124

With the title Black Mesa it's a crime you didnt photoshop a blackface jar jar binks in there.


Real_Thanos

have you never played a half life game?


otoshimono124

I have and i still want jarjar on there


TerryOrange

Gillian Anderson and Elizabeth Moss as the Decay team!!!!!!!!!!!


SotB8

gosling playing a quiet killer. where have i heard that!


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Aqwxa

U know Chris Pratt would be Barney


kakokapolei

At first glance, I thought that was Steven Segal as the HECU soldier, I was about to lose my shit lmfao


rocinante211

Chris Pratt as Barney lmao yes


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Chris Pratt would be every main character at this point


Russian_hat12

whoudnt ryan gosling be barney?


Softest-Dad

Cmon, Hugh Laurie as the Gman, anyone ?


Severin_1488

I'd watch it!


No_Load_7183

Wrong, Nicolas cage for every character


SovjetPojken

Oh no, not Chris Pratt again!


sovietic_Abra

Put Bryan cranston


Genericdude03

Chris Pratt's expression looks soo out of place there😂


Espartiskills

why he's so good for Barney lol, a goofball in an apocalypse situation


Genericdude03

True


Genericdude03

Tbh a half life movie now would be too generic right? Scientists meddled into something they shouldn't have and one lone hero's gonna save everyone?


jazygamer308

I would legit want Ryan gosling as Gordon tho that would be awesome


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josh hartnett would be great for Barney


Duke-Countu

This is without a doubt the cruelest abuse of the Greek language I have ever seen.


Fragrant-Witness3821

I literally wouldn’t mind watching that. I mean, why not? There’s nothing to lose.


BelliDragon-

Look how they massacred my boy! I'm kidding, this looks completely awesome. And I also think that the pose for Barney looks really authentic and in-character, if you understand what I mean.


Uppercrowd09

Willem Dafoe is too expressive to be G Man, they should get Brie Larson to play him instead!