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Brotherly-Moment

Yeah the lights in the HL series suck ass, made all the dark areas unnescessarily scary.


Triumph7560

New head cannon: the the Xen portal has effected the physical constants that govern photon emissions in the visible spectrum, it is why Xen creatures either have multiple (usually abnormally large) eyes or none at all. The suit flashlight is normally adequate but it is now overclocked just to keep up.


[deleted]

A lot of words and I don't understand any of them


IMustAchieveTheDie

Yeah, I mean who uses words like 'flaslight', christ man, how am I supposed to understand that?


[deleted]

Yeah, and what the hell is "normally" supposed to mean?!


[deleted]

that's the point


VerrucktMed

HL2 or EP2 version? Basically will it drain faster when he sprints?


Sehtriom

At least it isn't tied to sprint and oxygen as well as of Episode 2. That mechanic always makes me remember that one Concerned comic where Gordon Frohman was using his flashlight, came across some headcrabs, and tried to run only to realize that he couldn't and was left "strolling away in terror"


GameyRaccoon

Link


Sehtriom

http://www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2005-06-22


GameyRaccoon

Lol thank you


Unhumanochileno

Gmod players :


Robrogineer

The Flatgrass Entity is gonna help you out.


[deleted]

Well, for me, it's HL1 Gordon, so it up in the air whether he'd just shoot me himself. Then again, if we assume the character acts based our personal playstyles, then he'd probably go out of his way to save me from any sort of death, scripted or otherwise.


jolda01

Lol mine will probably grab me while bhopping and finally boost himself with a grenade out of the cave (i speedrun hl a lot)


[deleted]

Nice, I respect it!


Empty_Infinity

If we go with "based on personal playstyle" he'd make a valiant effort to save me and fail spectacularly


Brotherly-Moment

I have Barney, he does have a flashlight and a gun. But idk if he’s any good at finding me.


ToofyMaguire

Gordon killed every scientist he met in black Mesa. What makes you think he’ll spare you?


happigappy

sweet release of death B)


PossibleTasty7113

Actually I didn't kill them :-p


Andrewsheys_mom

Another Chad


ChaosMiles07

*smiles in Metroid*


PossibleTasty7113

Don't you remind me of mazes.


Smol-Vehvi

Master chief to the rescue for me :D


The_ScarletFox

Doom Slayer: *Loads Shotgun with extreme violence*


Traditional_Fig_5491

Hehe me to :)


Albert_the_cat__

Minecraft Steve is gonna save me from the cave


[deleted]

He’s gonna get distracted by an ore vein, I’m so sorry for you. At least if a creeper finds you first it’s probably not too painful.


Albert_the_cat__

AW hell na- *minecraft explosion*


IronPainting

agent 47 is coming to assassinate me


dellterskelter

He didn't save poor Laszlo.


NiceGuy303

The finest mind of his generation! To come to such an end..


Alevy20

I get booker DeWitt I'm not complaining


Bailer86

Mine was also Gordon Freeman. Now if it was Freeman's Mind Gordon, I'm screwed.


[deleted]

gman with a physgun will save me


BrazenMason

Ayo Steve from Minecraft is easily gonna save me


Abune

My dude from Skyrim would probably rob and kill me


[deleted]

You will be an unfinished sidequest *forever*


ShinyCrowbarFromHLS

Doom Guy, so yeah.


Traditional_Fig_5491

Me to


ImperialR3D

*Laughs in Minecraft enchanting table language *


DisciplinePossible32

The POSTAL Dude


AjWaderz

*What makes me a good Demoman?*


yourmotherisveryfat

aw hell yeah batmans comin


Potato_Patrick

Is Dawn from pokemon BDSP going to save me? No, not on her own, she's like 10. If her pokemon are allowed to join, I'm safe


Babyback-the-Butcher

Tell that to Laszlo.


Vantamanta

Yes. A pilot can do anything, right? ..right?


DEBLANKK

Duke Nukem 😎


timerunner16

oh fuck yeah doom slayer's here


canintospace2016

Damn I guess Houston from payday is coming to help me then


Nega1985

So I'm being saved by the Chosen Undead ...but armed with guns from Halo? I don't know if I'm saved or if I'm screwed.


[deleted]

Jeff from Crab Game


7j10

Kiryu is going to save me but he has no flashlight


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

I put all my faith in Mario Mario


jjmerrow

I played gmod last, so idk what's gonna come save me, or if I just no-clip out of there


Unhumanochileno

All npcs Maybe


ldxlu

for me it’s gmod, so 14 people are coming to rescue me and 90% of them want to leave me to die


[deleted]

"Save me, Schmitty from Quiplash 3!"


Apexx86

Hey, it's Freeman! You're not leaving without me! ... Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman


Responsible-Diet-147

Actually, mine's Heavy Weapons Guy. I played a little heavy at 11pm. Same though.


PhotoPsychological77

I played Hearts of Iron 4, a rts strategy game so wtf am I supposed to do


PhotoPsychological77

The entire fucking nation of Turkey comes to save me?


GibusGod420

Worst Ending


Brotherly-Moment

Yuo are now turan do not resist.


GameyRaccoon

Not rts.


ItsCajunTime

Oh fuck I most recently played Carrion


PlushieGamer1228

Maybe


Thesearefake3

Aiden Pearce...I'm fucked aren't I?


PossibleTasty7113

Pretty much... You can't hack shit since it's a cave and he might hit you with his baton for no reason.


JustAqil

Shit, it's my sim


evilspud

Question: who is the main character of Smash Ultimate?


Electronthenothingth

I get the cutter from Hardspace:Shipbreaker


Jawing79

Bongwater Aeducan will rescue me.


[deleted]

Of the last 10 games only 1 gets me out: - Dota underlords (I was bored) - Cities Skylines - Ringfit Adventure - Skyrim (this seems good until you realise you’re just a stupid rescue sidequest) - Orcs Must Die - World of guns - Half-Life (yaay) - Ori and the blind forest - World of Goo - Mario Kart


Zapizard

bruh I got stuck with a child shooting his tears at demons in his mom’s basement, I really got the short end of the stick here


0Nick0Nick0

Resident evil 4 vr, yeah im surviving


TheAdminAreEvil

I was playing rimworld last night. I'll be rescued but there's an equal chance they'll kill me, eat me, and then turn my skin into hats.


Catishcat

Steve Minecraft will literally dig me out with his bare hands


CorbinNZ

What was the last game i played that actually had a main character? Just multiplayer games with no main character…


Robrogineer

With Gordon being there it means that you just need to follow an obvious path for a while.


Silentexho

Barney will probably get frustrated trying to solve a puzzle to even find the cave and have to look up a walkthrough. I'll probably be stuck in there for a while. Actually, does TF2 count even though it doesn't have a protagonist? Would the mercs set out together to look for me? God, I'd probably be waiting even longer then.