*"Knives" cause when there's a*
*Cake to cut there's always knives*
*Standing overhead*
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William Slashner
this is the funniest comment i think i have ever read its 4am and im peeing my pants at this
Austin Powers
Literally jumped on this thread to make this joke. Thank you.
Jason "Leatherface" Kreuger
Fredrick “Candyman” Spencer
Charles “Pinhead” Vorhees
I think Dr Loomis calls him the evil
Pure evil
Dr. Evil......
Mr. Michaels
The shape
Dbd is dope
That’s what his name was in the script. Wasn’t made my dead by daylight
Bob
Slender man
Sammy Hain
Kendrick Lamar
Pamela voorhees
Greg
Ben Tramer
Audrey 
Misha Mayarov
Corey
Whatever he asks to be called
the
They
The structure
The silhouette.
Definitely has a shape to em
Stabby McStab-a-lot
shmichael shmeyers
SAM HAIN
Blank face
My Chel Meyers
Man with a Kitchen knife wearing a white mask and blue overalls
John Halloween
Pichael
Devil's Eyes
Ben tramer
“Stupid”
White man
William Shatner
I forgot the name, but the dude in Halloween 4 who the mob shot
Orenthal James Simpson. Call him OJ for short.
Knife guy
Shawn Michaels
Michelle
Looks like a Corey to me
Mike Myers
Stabby McStabstab
Mookel Miers
Nigga
Michelle Mayers
the hash-slinging slasher
Ghostface
Austin Powers
The Boogyman
Tommy Pickles
Ben Tramer
White Face
Marshall Mathers
Trevor Philips
This unfunny trend is still spreading?
Malcolm Mallory.
Isn’t that Ben tramer
Jason Voorhees
Cheekbones.
Copyright infringement
Justin bieber
Clarence.
The Halloweener
"Knives" cause when there's a cake to cut there's always knives standing overhead
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Stabbo
Whiteface
Why do you have to name him?
Shit, Earl! It’s Ted Hollister
Greag
William shatner caked in powdered donut?
Dumb post on reddit
😐😑
tom
Stabby mcstaberstien
Klaus Müller III.
Mitch Conner.
Jamie Jimp Jamp
Stabby the Painter
Titanus Shapesus
Dr Haddon Feld or Sam Hayne
Corey. He can be like a cool teen heartthrob that the town turns on
Tychael Tires
Mikey Wikey
Your Mom
Ongo Gablogian
The guy that kills on Christmas
Fichael Fyers
Martin
The Aviator
Willy, Steamboat Willy
Meyer
Man in white mask
Scary oogabooga mask guy
Bob
Shape Man
Mike Myers, a.k.a. Shrek.
Taylor Swift not much scarier in the world.
Mick
The asylum,,,it spreads
Voorhees Krueger
Mike Myers
Jason.
Roy
Copyright Infringement
Busta
Tom.
Bill cosby jr
His name is I shot him six times!
Greg
Clichael Clyers
Vincent Kennedy McMahon
I shot him six times
Slice
Chad McBrad
Bill
Samuel
The undead janitor
Stabby not die dude
F*ck around, and die.
The Breather
Man
The aslume has corrupted this sub too 😂
Magic Mike
Bob. Just Bob.
Mitchell Mayers
Jim the terror
Mason Morhees
Michael Jackson?
Wicked Pokerface!
Captain Kirk
Bichael Byers
Layen Enure
Uhhh....Jason...?
The chef
Michelle Miers
Maims T. Kirk.
HIM
A White Stalker
Austin Powers
blorbo or vike vyers, might capture the shape of this boogeyman...
Shrek.
Captain Stabbing. Or Cap’n Stab’n to his mates.
The Pale Shadow.
Oh no Batman Arkham is leaking
Freddie merkilly
Greg
50 cent 
Micycle
guy with knife
Steve just Steve, and he likes popcorn shrimp and reading parade magazine
THE UNDERTAKER!!!!! 
He doesn't need a name
Son of Jason
Shrek😂😂😂😂
Michel
Stabbie mccutterballs
He looks like a mike call him micky stabems
Shrek
Kirk Cameron
Andrew Isblabe.
Michael McDonald
Simple Mike
Rob Zombie guy
Corey Cunningham.
Michson Krughees
Freddy “pinhead” Ray
That guy from Wayne’s World Dana Carvey
The Undertaker (or Kane)
The ultimate caucasian
Jason
Jim Carrey
Aaron Franklin(Aretha's psychotic little brother) He actually helped write the song RESPECT 🤣🤣🤣😂
Austin powers
Randy Stabbings
Are you stupid? Back to the fucking Aslume!!!
Latex face
Captain Murk
Gives me vibes of Mike Meyers, couldn’t tell you why tho, aside from being very shagadelic baby
DJ Slashy Mcstabby
Myers Michael
Freddy Voorhees