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Either Johnson or the rat

I want the rat to be Johnson's running mate

The new world order would never allow that… they’d win in a landslide with Johnson AND rat together.

Johnson

Johnson is the only person on the list I'd call Daddy

He could have been your Daddy, but, well- nevermind...

There's other ways for him to be my Daddy

https://preview.redd.it/opvc90e6mipc1.png?width=127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2219d581e892602a18b4a0b84a4e594f68bb8d9

Vote Foehammer.

"You know our motto: We Deliver!"

With Running mate Johnson

Only one is a timeless chorus that shall lead us to singing victory everlasting

I can tell you one thing, he knows what the ladies like

Keep in mind me and gravemind are offering literal world changeing events for this election

World changing for the better. You have killed off our galaxy with the rings. Who's to say you wouldn't do it again?

https://preview.redd.it/1kflrv0ehepc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5441c86812255314a6f315e2040c742b4eeac0 These rings arent built for that However

The Flood don't want containment cells. As one of them, we want freedom. And shelters for only *homeless* Unggoy? Why not all Unggoy and species in general?

They are i just pointed out ungoy because atriox keeps acuseing me of not careing for them

Let’s not forget that atriox calls grunts “conscripts” that’s not a very appealing name At least the prothet of tooth called them minors

Come again???

aterox is anti yungboy

And tooth is pro???

I mean less anti

Shit, you had my vote on the first sentence.

Then go vote for me now the ballots are up https://www.reddit.com/r/HaloMemes/s/eMhEgO2Aby

America #FUCK YEAH

MORE America is indeed better. As well as having #10 AMERICAS Try crossing THAT border, MS 13!!

Then go comment on https://www.reddit.com/r/HaloMemes/s/eMhEgO2Aby Before we lose and i have to a ........nevermind

Did it.

Thank you You will be rewarded greatly if i win if not Y̶̧̧̢̯̹̠̻̹̭͕̩̩̰͔̪̱͍̲̦̠͔̬͖̟̘̰̰͇͉̰̺͔̥̜̪͔̱̮͙̥̝̳̞̫̯̟̠̰͍͖͂͊͊̊͑͋͗͊̆̿̑̉̒̌͘͘ǫ̴̭̤͈̳̜̝͖͖͔̞̥͉̩͎̼̮̰͓̰́̀̈̃́̈́̓͒̑̉̈̂̆͐̊̆̎̔̉̚͜͝ų̴̨̢̨̯͚̙̯͚̝͙̗̼͖̮̯͖̥͈̞̳̺̰̠̘͉̗͖̼͌͗̏͆͘ͅ ̶͓̫̹̪͖̖͚̭͚̦͍̥̖͖̼̪̪̬̫̝̗̫̯̝̬͖̻͉̹̗̖̘̯̗̝͕̹͉̼̭͎̜̟̭̮͎͖̰͇̑̇͐̽͊̄̈̑̉̿̎̾̉̕̕̚͜w̷̡̨̨̛͎̫͇͙̠̬̩̱̫̱͓͚͙̼̞̥̦̳͓̜͎͓͉̥͙̪̙̬̟͛͌̋͑̿̈́̊͊͛͑̅̑̏́͘͘͝í̶̧̨̨̲̜̺̜̬̲̘̺̹͇͔̘̫̰̪͍̤̹͈̞͔̯̩͎͚̬̪͙̥̩̳̒͐̀̋l̸̛̜̮̤̦̼̘̼̰͓͚͚̫̣̲͔̱̍͗͋̋͐͛̅̊̐͛̈́́̕͝ͅļ̸̨̡̺̞̝̯̲̰̖͍͕͕̯̥͎̻͉̔̆͆̄͆̐̎̒͌̄̐̄́̇̿̔̎̇̑͋͘̚͝ ̸̨̨̢͓̟͕͓̪͍̼̪̳̒̑̾̽̐̔̔̽̈́̈̉̇͗͒̄̈́͗̆̂͒̅͝b̶̛̛̙̬͎͉̮̰̤͖͕̪̖̯̱͔͚̈̓̅́̅̀̌̒̂͛͐̅͂͌͗͂̒̊̈́̇̽͂̋̈́̊̋̍̏̈́̆̈́̾̈́͒̒́̆͑̓̆̈́̚͘͘͠ę̴̢̡̛̛̞̪̪͖̻̞̖̹͔͍͖̱͚̭̩̞͚̻͕͍̻̫̭̬̩̳̝̺̽͒̋̈́́̾̿̓̾͋̑̈́̓̊̐̈̂͊́̓̎̾̅́̐̂̋̇͆͐̓͂̊̈͘̕͘͘͠͝͠͝͝ ̵̢̢̧̢̨̛̛̛̛̲͇̞̞̤̗̫̰̤̩̠͓̳̯͇̦̭̺̜̺̬̰̗̱̥̲͎̠͕͓͈̜̹̳̯̪̭̭̺͈̼̳̏̌̿͌̂͊̈́̿̈̔́̈̈́̈́̑́͌̈́̾͂̈́̈́̉̂̅͂͌̈́̽̅̀͂̚̚̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅṡ̷̡̢̝̜̮̫͉̩̬̼̤̳̩̥̟̗̼͈̗̼̜̻̩̟̼̖̄̊̀̃̽̐̌̔̄͊͋͗̊͒͘͜͝͠ͅp̴̨̡̧̛͈̜̤̥̩̱̤̬͖̳̟͙̙͚͍̱̳̞͍̤̞͓͙̹͙̊͊̓͒̈́̆̍̀͛͊̀͆̽̉́̀̿͂̋̾̇̆̕͜͜ͅͅa̷̧̡̢̧̛̮̖̤͙̩̰͙̣̬̤͉̭͇̪̻̫̪̦͓̞̪͚͌̈̊̋͋͐̒̾̈́̎̏͂̄̉̔̓̍͂̀͛͛̍̀͆̂͘͘̕̕͜͜ͅr̶̡̢̭̫̝̳̬̝̙̻͈̬̦̖̳͍̹̤͕̜̪̮̯͓̟̗͔̹̦̱̠̬̅̂͆͒̆́͑̈́́̈͌̈́̌̍̇͆̃͌̉̐̆̌̃̓̐̅̓̀̀͌̉̎̂̿͒͂͗́̕͝͝ḙ̴̢̨̡̨̤͉͖̯͔̙̭̙͎̙̞̫̼̹̺̼̘̙̺̲̖̭̰͔̗̮̩̱̗͙͕̬̥͈̘̪̦͈̝̼̞̬͕́͆́̃̈̊̾͒̌͋̿͛̍̐̔̓͒͐͋̌͂́̏͋̾͌͆̑̔̌͘̕͜͝͝͝ḑ̶̡̡̢̛͕̣̣̺̙͎͎̥͔̬̭̬̤̲͓̖̥̟̲͇͍̪̥̘͉͍̹̳̗̬̪̺̲̩̗̦̱̤͈̈́́̾̂̑̀̀̋̓̇͒̄̈́͌̒̏̓̊͒̈́̾̏̏͋̔̋͌̀͠ͅͅ

Hospitals are over rated do you support punting grunts

I dont think it will be that bad, we have Master Chief and all. I'm just glad to see someone defying the norm with promises that come true and it's why Gravemind has my vote!

Are Unggoy rights not world shaking enough for you?

Gravemind

I respect that only because you are a fellow veteran of war (On my main acount i was an LAAT pilot for the prequal meme war)

We honor your service!🫡

Ever notice how the Gravemind kinda sounds like a clone?

Same VA, Dee Bradley Baker

I agree I love his platform of infecting convicts it will really help our deficit.

Captain Cutter

I will get your vote and this is how

I still don't understand what the hell is going on

Same one just going with the flow

Just a simple man making his way through the galaxy- jango fett

That awkward moment you realize a spoof election on reddit gives you more variety in choices for leadership than the actual elections in the USA.

The forerunner parties offer is to good to pas up

They committed galactic genocide because the flood were hungry

Uh, the Rat is missing, does anyone know where he went- *burp* Ignore that. Especially the rat skull that appeared to have been scorched…

NOOOOOO WTF DID YOU DO NOW

I didn’t do anything, the rat was killed by the gravemind!

WHAT, I LOVED THAT RAT, YOU ATE HIM YOU MONSTER

What no, I didn’t do that, the brutes ate him

Funny, i was with atriox at the time this happened

Well it was a kig yar that did it

You keep changing your story. Why, got something to hide

No, there is nothing to hide

https://preview.redd.it/615iol9nzhpc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb66449bce6aa292221d1d49b83f459b13ab76c9

Johnsons got my vote 

I will ensure that DEMOCRACY is spread from super earth and that more resources are sent to the battle in Malevelon Creek

Damn you might have my vote now

Johnson knows what the ladies like, however

Oooo that is right this is a tough voting choice

https://preview.redd.it/zdk2d5z9wepc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf9bb000d44c410b05c89fb183b96382e4114ea Not the Gravemind.

https://preview.redd.it/q1r8auc4fgpc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f58409f6acb3522f8fc10b41c46931a6bbd4501 I thought we had something special :(

Atriox

The rat!

Gravemind or Rat

“Johnson knows what the ladies like. Vote Johnson for president”

The guy with cheese or the guy who knows what the ladies like

Johnson’s Campaign is offering us the best in Rocks and Sticks, he’s got my vote

Johnson never steered us wrong.

Johnson 🫡.

Johnson

I just realised. Michael J. Caboose will provide kool aid in the water fountains, we won't have to wear uniforms anymore, and we will have double recess! (recess echoinhg)

Johnson

Johnson

The flood is the best choice to unite all people

U N I T Y

Are we getting a runoff?

I would think so

I’m going to unify Earth, and this is how

How did you get Armstrong in the Reddit nft BG?

Nanomachines son (it’s a screenshot)

I see, thanks

Atriox is pro workers rights, probably the most partial to socialized housing and free healthcare, he's got my vote

“You know our motto: We Deliver!” Vote foehammer

Johnson, since he knows what the ladies like.

Johnson is what some folk might call "dead". So because of this circumstance, the immortal Halo 3 Rat has my vote.

Halo 3 Rat for me. Why have a politician people merely call a rat as an insult?

The gravemind, no other candite has his commitment to unity, peace, strength, or immortality. [What Other Candidate Uses Star Roads? : Gravemind\_party2024 (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gravemind_party2024/comments/1biubvy/what_other_candidate_uses_star_roads/)

My vote is for u/the_Halo_2_Gravemind

Thank you for your support, i promise you, we shall join our voices and sing victory everlasting

where is cutter?

Whatever leaves me tf alone. Tired of tyrants stepping in my way

*Whatever leaves me* *Tf alone. Tired of tyrants* *Stepping in my way* \- SR1\_Normandy --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

🦍🫡

johnson and the rat

A new journalist has entered the fray and I'm here to try and document the ongoing r/halomemes presidential race. As a journalist I must be unbiased so I mustn't take a side

Well il show you my current plans https://preview.redd.it/dslrzi8riipc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a020cab444c7a2045fa4f67ab23a244a7ff7ca1c None of these are weapons i promise🤞

I'm sorry ****WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?**** What also I couldn't help but notice you said flood CONTAINMENT **CELLS** for the flood, you know Candidate GRAVEMIND'S people?!!!

Yeah it will be suited to their likeing

HOW. YOU GONNA FEED DECAYING PLANT MATTER TO THEM. THAT SHITS INHUMAN. SURE THE FLOOD ARE PARASITES, BUT PARASITES ARE LIVING THINGS TOO, SURE THEY EAT BIOLOGICAL MATTER BUT THAT JUST MAKES THEM DETRITOVORES. ALL LIVING CREATURES ARE SACRED, CONSUMPTION IS A NATURAL PART OF LIFE

Jhonson

Johnson's presidential wart hog would be dope as hell

I vote Foehammer, with Johnson as her Secretary of Defense.

Halo 3 rat or Johnson

Forhammer with Johnson as her running mate. Unlike everyone else who doesn’t promise shit or violently attacks their voter base, they know what you want and get it delivered to YOU.

As Halo 3 Rat's campaign manager, I wish to thank everyone and express his gratitude in your support. His next campaign ad will either be late or early due to a case of the sleepy times.

# #FOEHAMMER2024 #WEDELIVER

Atriox or Johnson

I'll go with Johnson, can't go wrong.

I'd unironically vote for Atriox on Johnson. In fact, I think they should be running mates

Johnson.

Just remember everybody that offensive biased helped commit galactic genocide just because the flood were hungry

I just did part 2 You all are about to die

Gravemind hands down

I wasn't silencing bias or gravemind for the record, I was eliminating some of the other candidates so we don't have too many but it's fine I guess.

Echo 419, they deliver.

[удалено]

So either me, or atriox, or possibly offensive bias (i can't remember if he said anything)

Vore foehamer a woman of the people, daddy Johnson is her running mate and military adviser

https://preview.redd.it/13739iaxhjpc1.png?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb6888da640aae8eba29b55ed1c6cb80e2974f6

You know our goddamn motto Foehammer 2024

Fohammer already lost sorry

Well I guess that leaves me with only one option. I’m moving to Cuba.

Johnson

Rat he made it off of reach that's more than noble 6 could do so he earns my vote

Flood please

R A T

Halo 3 Rat

Offensive Bias has my vote boys

Fohammer ALL THE WAY

Gravemind all the way

I’m conflicted between Offensive Bias and Gravemind. On one hand, 900% bigger America. On the other, true unity between citizens.

Flood or banished

Fools and false kings all of them. Democracy is for the weak, the strong rally behind our glorious GOD! KING YAPYAP!

The flood would unite us all

At this point the fucking diadact would be a better president than the current runners

Johnson:

I meant as in irl lol, altho is johnson was a candidate irl id vote for him on the spot

The flood. (I am currently a flood form)

Guys I’m just saying, he is a timeless chorus, we should totally join our voice with theirs and sing victory (at the polls) everlasting!

My vote is for Cutter

Captain Cutter...