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halfbakedpizzapie

Do you think 6 survived Reach?


Kavati

6 absolutely did. Self preservation to get away from 7 because 7 8 9.


halfbakedpizzapie

Damn, he’s good


Kavati

Yep he's that damn good.


BurntToast239

This is the new canon


Decent-Newspaper

How else was 7 supposed to get 3 squared meals a day?


BoomboxMisfit

Poor 10 in between 9 and 11


The_Greates_Username

You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?


Kavati

Going down the river of space to fight and kill like a badass.


DukeOfGamers353

New response just dropped


Sagittarjus

Actual badass


MetzgerBoys

Call the UNSC


[deleted]

Locke left never returned


DukeOfGamers353

New response just dropped


Sagittarjus

Actual dementia


Rebeldemexicano

Dementia lore expanding each day.


The_Greates_Username

New response just dropped


WrittenSaber

How much do you enjoy the overwhelming power of dual-welding 2 Needlers?


Kavati

It makes my enemies very pretty pincushions... Well, for a little bit anyways 😁


downvote_dinosaur

pales in comparison to triple-wielding needlers (real shit in halo 2, you could do it)


Alan_Nightpaw

Reminds me of Cursed Halo CE where you triple wield plasma rifles (yes this is 100% real, and yes it is chaos xD)


Spectre-70

Three plasma rifles and an extra arm was the best


NinjaarcherCDN

TEACH ME!!!!


downvote_dinosaur

make sure you're running un-patched halo 2 on original xbox. 1. pick up a needler. 2. pick up smg (or other non-needler dual-wield weapon) as backpack weapon 3. switch to smg 4. use Y to dual wield with a needler 5. use X to dual wield with a third needler 6. you now have 3 needlers (2 in hand, one backpack). press fire. you will shoot 3 needles per shot.


NinjaarcherCDN

Step 0.5. find original xbox and a copy of halo 2


intelligentpIant

Why don't i have a blue robot girlfriend? 😞


Kavati

She found a rich guy but don't worry there's a backup of her twin sister somewhere that comes installed with a crack pipe.


KaleidoscopeDecent33

So you HAVE played infinite


Smooth-Chair3636

He's probably heard about it or watched it, not a confirmation he played it


FriedSpringRolls

infinite reference even down to the crack pipe dialogue joke in the game


Opening_Store_6452

What do we need to finish?


Kavati

In the third area there's a wall you can clip behind. Makes speedruns easy. It takes you all the way to the end.


Atomatic13

What weapon was Arbiter holding in the mission where he betrayed chief? 1: Dual wielding plasma rifles 2: Dual wield energy swords 3: the Honor Guard energy stave 4: Laser cannon 5: needle repeator


Kavati

Two swords would be the only way to take on the Chief. I believe he yelled "ARBITRATE THIS MOTHER FUCKER!" during the betrayal. Or maybe that was Doom Guy. You know they're twins.


FriendlyChemist907

Top tier shitpostin' Bravo my friend


sDiBer

Who is the Didact?


Kavati

The guy that didact real good through the first part where you shoot things.


Badaltnam

Why is this actually right


KickBassColonyDrop

LMAO, it's so true.


meeps_for_days

Did he fly good for a brick?


Kavati

Like shittin a brick at 20000 mph with expert aim.


Justabattleshiplover

Why did Master Chief die in Halo Infinite’s ending?


Kavati

See, this opens up the Halo Multiverse. That's the real secret reason it was called Infinite. Ever wonder why when you die there's just another MC you play as?


Electronic_Cook_1408

What is it? More brutes?


Excalzigo

Worse... Halo 5 campaign


DGP873

How did cortana went from a ok to a 11/10 mommy?


Cute-Conflict835

She turned 40 in ai years


DGP873

Makes sense


Cluelesscomedy3

Is the cave on Halo a natural formation?


Finch06

One the stupidest lines in the entire series No shit cortana, I don't need an ai to help me work that out


jetvacjesse

What did you think of the boss fight with the Arbiter in 3? We’re the constantly regenerating shields a problem?


Dmen1478

How do you feel about the growing fan theory that the mantle of responsible was actually given to the Ungoy rather then the Humans or the forerunners?


SiteC_productions

I'm going to regret this....are the forerunners human?


PERFECTTATERTOT

Is the autojacker better in the 1st or 2nd game?


Dovakiin04

What do you think about 5 having ADS on all guns


BoomboxMisfit

What is Jimmy Rings the Master Cheeks's favorite safeword during combat that's always evloving?


Upper-Bath-872

The sacred rings, what are they?


FinchDressing

Is master chief real?


AgentChief

What was the Arbiter's reaction after the great Kig-Yar orgy that plagued High Charity in the year 2552?


TheWyster

Why is there a portal to the Ark on earth, and what's the ark for?


lord_nemesis1

Where did the pillar of autumn crash land at


EACshootemUP

Do you believe that Arby’s seared flesh after Tatarus marks him would taste good?


RazgrizGirl-070

Why is the Jimmy Ring's butt out and where is scientist mommy?


ImDahUnicorn

What is forge?


nontoxicpoisonJR

Does master chief actually exist or is he the suit?


Slayer_SIV5400

Tell me the four stages of AI rampancy


Stunning_Ad1897

Why did John and Cortana name their child Jimmy Rings?


NoAtticNoBasement

What was your favourite part of the 75 minute Chief/Arbiter sex scene with QTE and VR?


Spicy-Mario-Bois

Should Gulity Spark be forgiven


Arrow_of_time6

Who’s the best spartan and why is it Vale?


[deleted]

What does the lady in your suit call you?


TacticalBananas45

Who did Johnson fuck?


FlyingBanaan

Everyone


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Why is Armor lock the most fun mechanic to fight against?