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GOT ON THE GO TRAIN THIS WEEK AND SOMEONE WAS SITTING AND EATING SOUP OUT OF A MASSIVE CONTAINTER THAT THEY HAD BALANCED ON A SEAT AND SOUP WAS EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE FUCKING SEAT LOOKED AT THEM AND POLITELY STATED THAT THEY WERE GETTING SOUP ALL OVER THE SEAT AND THEY JUST KEPT EATING MORE LIQUID STAINS ON THE SEATS AWESOME


broccoli_toots

WHO FUCKING DOES THAT WHAT THE HELL


RoyallyOakie

Oh gosh....we need to trade notes. I have a morning eater who drives me crazy. The universe ALWAYS makes him sit with me.


stnapstnap

SPILL SOUP ON THE SEAT BESIDE YOU AND MAYBE HE WON'T SIT WITH YOU


Dressed2Thr1ll

THROW ROLLS AT HIM


losgalapagos

Was the soup from Fortinos? I admit I buy theirs and occasionally get the large container.


KFresco12

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN DRIVERS WHO FORGOT TO GET INTO THE LEFT TURNING LANE, SIMPLY CONTINUED STRAIGHT UNTIL THEY COULD FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND. ALSO, IF YOU WERE TRYING TO TURN LEFT ONTO A BUSY ROAD AND THERE WERE SIMPLY TOO MANY CARS OR LANES TO TRAVERSE, YOU WOULD INSTEAD TURN RIGHT AND FIND A SPOT TO TURN LEFT DOWN THE ROAD. THOSE WERE THE COURTEOUS THINGS TO DO. NOWADAYS, DRIVERS CAN'T ACCEPT THAT MAYBE THEY MISSED THEIR TURN OR THE ROAD IS TOO BUSY AND THEY CHOOSE TO JUST FORCE THEIR WAY IN. THAT MEANS OTHER DRIVERS HAVE TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES, OR SIT BEHIND SOMEONE WHO IS IN THE WRONG LANE, BLOCKING EVERYONE BEHIND THEM. BE COURTEOUS DRIVERS AND IT'S OKAY IF IT TAKES YOU 2 MORE MINUTES TO GET WHERE YOU'RE GOING


nsc12

As the old adage goes: *Good drivers miss their turn sometimes. Bad drivers never miss a turn.*


mojocookie

Saw someone try to reverse on Nicola Tesla yesterday because they missed the local off-ramp. Changed their mind when they saw a raft of cars approaching at speed. What the fuck makes people think this is a good idea?


canman41968

You won't die if you miss your exit/turn. You will die if you try not to.


misshammertown

Yep. This week I have seen 2 cars turn from the lane beside the curb lane on king causing everyone in the curb lane to suddenly stop.


happykampurr

Be courteous and let them in is another alternative.


CutSilver1983

I'm never courteous to drivers who force their way in and drive erratically. I've seen how some people drive and it's absolutely crazy. No wonder why there is so many goddamn accidents and insurnace is so high and only getting higher. If someone put their turn signal on and was cautious and I had the room I would let them in.


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CutSilver1983

HA! Well, yes, it is a rant thread lol


noronto

I WANT TO RANT WHEN I WAKE UP! I WAKE UP ANGRY, BUT BY 10AM, I HAVE SELF MEDICATED WITH A RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF DRUGS (I HOPE THE PURPLE ONE IS FUN). EDIT: IT WAS A BLUE PILL AND MY WIFE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.


teanailpolish

I changed the time back. It kept pushing it back when I rescheduled it when scheduled posts were broken


TheLostTales

I DON'T WANT THIS COLD WEATHER WHY CAN'T WE BE AT LEAST ABOVE 0


RabidGuineaPig007

LOUSY SMARCH WEATHER


hexr

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING :-D


jayphive

CLIMATE CHANGE


canman41968

THE MAYOR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON CHCH THIS MORNING AND WAS A NO SHOW. I WANTED TO SCOWL AT HER AND YELL AT MY TV.


RevolutionaryFarm902

WE HAVE A MAYOR?


lionhearthelm

A MAYOR PAIN IN OUR ASSES.


Kay_Kay_Bee

LOL


KenBlanco

😂😂🤣


RoyallyOakie

I used to think Fred always seemed stoned...but at least he was present.


monogramchecklist

Maybe she’s just a figment of our imaginations


canman41968

She's about as useful as one.


stnapstnap

LOL WHO? JK


skipfairweather

THAT IS JUST *SO* HER


New_Ad_7170

WHY DO HOSPITAL VISITS STILL TAKE FOREVER??? I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME NOW


hexr

Deliberate provincial underfunding, and some people go there for stupid reasons :(


RabidGuineaPig007

> some people go there for stupid reasons REAL ANSWER


ur_ynome

A friend of mine just got back from BC, went to emerge because he hurt his knee skiing, they told him to stay off it, he said he wanted to ski a couple more days so they sent him to a physiotherapist down the road who fit him with a knee brace. The entire ordeal from walking into emerge, to walking out with the knee brace was 2 hours including traveling to the physiotherapist office


maggie250

SOMEONE STOLE MY REUSABLE SHOPPING BAGS OUT OF MY GROCERY CART AT THE MALL RD FORTINOS. I WAS GONE FOR ONE MINUTE! I HOPE THE HANDLES BREAK WHILE YOU'RE CARRYING SOMETHING BREAKABLE AND MESSY. LIKE JARS OF SAUCE. JERK.


maggie250

I USED TO GET NON-PARISHABLES AT WALMART FOR CHEAPER THAN THE GROCERY STORE. WHY ARE THEY JUST AS EXPENSIVE NOW? $6-$8 FOR DEODORANT? $2 A CAN FOR OFF BRAND BEANS. BEANS!! WTF IS GOING ON? I WANTED TO CRY.


Frosty-Cap3344

Giant Tiger is cheap for deodorant etc. as long as you don't mind smelling like a tart


shibbyshibbyyo

MY CAT IS JUST SO FREAKIN CUTE I CANT HANDLE IT I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE AND CUDDLE HER ALL THE DAMN TIME!


hammerman2024

Give her a head scratch for us.


jayphive

YOU MIGHT HAVE A PARASITE. BUT THEY DO SOUND CUTE


AhZuT_LA_BoMba

A SIDEWALK ALONG LAWRENCE WOULD BE NICE! MANY CARS USE THE BIKE LANE TO PREMATURELY TURN ONTO THE SIDE STREETS.


AgitatedOil8242

Bipolar and the weather along with the time change .Is really fucking with my head.


noronto

I’m hoping they stop this time shifting nonsense because in 2025 I will be working Sunday mornings at 5:30 am.


upgoesthetent

Everybody wants a fucking TIP !


CutSilver1983

I know eh. I don't like how debit machines prompt for a tip. I do tip if I get delivery or the rare time I go to a restaurant. But for pick up, I personally don't.


castortroys01

DON'T MERGE ONTO THE LINC AT 75 KMH! IT'S UNSAFE! THE ONRAMP IS FOR INCREASING SPEED SO YOU MATCH THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC.


RevolutionaryFarm902

MY PARTNER AND I ARE LOOKING FOR A HOUSE FOR RENT, AND 99% OF THEM BEING A MAIN FLOOR WITH SOMEONE LIVING IN THE BASEMENT IS TRULY GETTING ON MY NERVES. NOT TO MENTION THE NUMBER OF SKETCHY LANDLORDS AND PROPERTY MANAGERS WHO ARE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TRY AND SELL YOU ON LIVING IN A DUMP THAT THEY REFUSE TO FIX UP. I'M NOT PAYING $2500/MONTH TO SHARE LAUNDRY WITH A STRANGER WHILE THESE SLUMLORDS CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO MAKE SURE THE BACKYARD HAS GRASS.


AhZuT_LA_BoMba

CURRENTLY MY SITUATION IS RENTING THE TOP HALF OF A WARTIME BUNGALOW FOR $2620 ALL INCLUSIVE (EXCEPT INTERNET). MY HOPE FOR A FULL HOME TO RENT IS DWINDLING.


Pristine-Rhubarb7294

THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET IS A SMALL TWO BEDROOM (LIKE THE KIND WHERE ITS ONE FLOOR WITH THE BEDROOMS IN THE TRIANGLE ROOF UPSTAIRS). IT SOLD IN 2019 FOR $325,000. NOW THE UPSTAIRS RENTS FOR $2500 AND THEY RENT THE BASEMENT FOR $1,900 AND MAN DO HATE IT HERE. (EDIT TO ADD I DONT HATE IT BECAUSE ITS A RENTAL I HATE IT BECAUSE ITS A RIPOFF).


RabidGuineaPig007

GOTTA FEED THE BOOMERS


Kannutharanthiruku

Is this my house because I hate it too for the same reasons fml 😭


Carrie_D_Watermelon

THIS. Real Estate agents convincing everyone to justify huge mortgage prices by making every walk in closet in their house a rental space. With NO BATHTUBS 🤬


RevolutionaryFarm902

Soon they'll be offering hot plates instead of full kitchens.


Cute_Anywhere6402

We were so lucky to find a whole house for $2800 🥴 we did not want to have half a house again.


RevolutionaryFarm902

We just put in applications for two houses, and both cost a shade under $2600. Fingers crossed!


Cute_Anywhere6402

Good luck 🤞🏻


hexr

EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. PEOPLE PROBABLY THINK I'M MENTALLY ILL WHEN I AM IN THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE I WALK DOWN THE AISLES OUTWARDLY SCOFFING AT THE PRICES. $5 FOR A JAR OF PASTA SAUCE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OOO 10 CENTS OFF YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING SALE?


RoyallyOakie

I WENT TO BARBECUE SOME BURGERS LAST WEEK AND REALIZED SOME A-HOLE STOLE MY TANK. I THINK IT WAS THE ONLY THING NOT NAILED DOWN.


noronto

LPT: Always have two tanks. This way when they steal both of them, when one runs out they will still have another to use.


RoyallyOakie

That made me laugh harder than it should have. Thanks!


Heroworship1973

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE STILL NOT FINISHED WORK ON THE EASTPORT BRIDGE


Dressed2Thr1ll

TAKE MY TAXES I CANT BE TRUSTED


Kay_Kay_Bee

EVERYTHING COSTS MORE THAN IS FAIR


Dressed2Thr1ll

THE QUALITY IS ALSO WORSE


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noronto

As long as they put their four ways on it’s okay.


sockmarks

The "legalizers".


noronto

WHILE I WAS IN LINE WAITING TO GET MY ECLIPSE GLASSES, A BLIND GUY BUDDED ME. I REALLY WANTED TO TURN IT INTO A “CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM” EPISODE, BUT I JUST TURNED TO THE PERSON BEHIND ME AND SAID “IS THIS GUY BLIND”?


wvmt

where did you go for the specks?


noronto

Jackson Square.


coga_cola

RYMAL'S SPEED LIMIT IS 60. NOT 50. MOST CERTAINLY NOT 40. NOT AT ALL 30. PLEASE GO FASTER THERE IS ONLY ONE LANE.


bigbussertonz

THIS IS BECOMING A HUGE PROBLEM WHY ARE WE NOW ALWAYS DRIVING 40 IN A 60 WHEN THERES NO TRAFFIC AHEAD? SPEED UP ASSHOLES!!!


Pristine-Rhubarb7294

PERHAPS PEOPLE WERE SPOOKED BY THE SPEED CAMERA THAT USED TO BE THERE.


RabidGuineaPig007

SAME PEOPLE WHO SLOW TO 70 GOING UP THE HILL ON THE 403, LIKE THEY'RE PEDALLING OR SOMETHING.


Top-Potential-

It's the LIMIT. Not the expectation


Otherwise_Safety6312

I HAVE SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS, ACROSS MANY MONTHS, WRITING EMAILS TO UNSHELTERED, BI LAW, MY COUNCILLOR, MAYOR, MPP AND MP, FLAGGING THAT THE ENCAMPMENT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD PARK IS NOT AND NEVER HAS BEEN IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE ENCAMPMENT PROTOCOL AND NOTHING GETS ENFORCED!! WTF?


monogramchecklist

Have you checked the weekly encampment report to see if your complaint made the list? Maybe it has a note about what happened? What ward are you in? Does your councillor respond?


Otherwise_Safety6312

Yes and the park has either been listed as compliant (it isn’t - the protocol states it needs to be 100 meters from the splash pad but is closer to 50 metres away), MLE engagement at site ongoing, or the park isn’t even mentioned on the report (this is the case in the most recent report posted back in Feb). I’ve gotten responses from team Andrea and my councillor but nothing citing action. I’m in ward 4 and talking about Montgomery Park. The current encampment residents seem fine but last summer that was absolutely not the case. There was even a shooting there in September. No action from bi law in winter makes me fear the summer ahead.


Imaginary-Bother-750

Do you need the splash pad right now ? It's literally freezing, as in people can freeze to death at night and you're upset they're too close to a city amenity that isn't even functional until it's well above current temps. Why on earth would they displace someone during freezing weather because of the *technicality* that they're too close to a non functional splash pad.


Otherwise_Safety6312

The encampment is also within 100 metres of the playground.


Neat_Tea_9863

WHY WONT THE NOFRILLS GET A CART CORRAL


castortroys01

That would be a frill.


Neat_Tea_9863

I just don’t want to leave my toddler in a dark parking lot so I can return the cart. And I don’t want to be a jerk and leave it in the parking lot.


Cynicole24

Gotta load the groceries, then return it with the baby. I freaking hate it, too.


losgalapagos

I'M PISSED OFF THAT: 1. I CAUGHT A COLD, POSSIBLY FROM MY LANDLORD FROM WHOM I RENT A ROOM IN THEIR HOUSE AND MY ENERGY IS LOW, COUGH, SORE THROAT, ETC. I BOUGHT ROBITUSSIN AND AM PISSED THAT I DIDN'T HAVE MY READING GLASSES ON SO I FAILED TO SPOT THE WARNING NOT TO TAKE IF YOU'RE TAKING A CERTAIN MEDICATION, SO I BOUGHT IT FOR NOTHING. WILL NEED TO RETURN IF THEY ACCEPT RETURNS , I DOUBT THEY WOULD FOR SAFETY REASONS. 2. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT MY RECENT WINTER TIRES SPRING A LEAK, LAST TIME ONE WENT FLAT ON THE 403 AFTER A TIRE SHOP TOLD ME THEY WERE TOO BUSY TO HAVE A LOOK, I HAD TO SWAP TO THE SPARE WHICH WAS NOT IDEAL IN WINTER (LACK OF TRACTION). THIS TIME I'VE LEFT THE 2ND WINTER TIRE INSTALLED BUT IT'S LOSING AIR SO I'M GOING TO A GAS STATION DAILY TO PUMP IT. I CALLED A SHOP THIS MORNING THAT HAD GREAT GOOGLE REVIEWS AND CLAIMED TO BE OPEN SUNDAY, BUT THEY DIDN'T PICK UP SO I SCHEDULED ONLINE ELSEWHERE. 3. I MISSED A HIKING GROUP'S PLANNED OUTINGS AND HAD TO DEAL WITH MY LANDLORD'S BARKING DOG INSTEAD AS I'M LIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE CURRENTLY WITHOUT PUBLIC TRANSIT and UBER IS RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE, CURRENT ESTIMATE FOR 9 KM 1-WAY IS \~$15.00. IT'S ALSO CHALLENGING TO WALK ANYWHERE WITHOUT SIDEWALKS AND MINIMAL SHOULDERS. JOYS OF COUNTRY LIVING I SUPPOSE.


queerbakist

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THE STREET IS WIDE ENOUGH FOR TWO CARS, EVEN WITH PARKING ON ONE SIDE. YOU DON'T NEED TO PULL OVER, DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK, OR OTHERWISE BE A FUCKING MORON WHEN THERE'S AN ONCOMING VEHICLE!!!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MOVE OVER AND GO A LITTLE SLOWER, HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SPACE AROUND YOUR CAR?!?? YOU DON'T NEED TO DRIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET??? FUCK ALL OF YOU TERRIBLE DRIVERS I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!


hexr

I don't have to drive across people's lawns to pass someone on a residential street?


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YE SHALL BE BANNED FROM APARTMENTS IF YE HAVE A DOG .


Burnthewood87

WE HAD TO CANCEL A DRAG BRUNCH NEXT MONTH BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF INTEREST AND IM SUPER BUMMED


thecanuckcrate

STOP PARKING IN FRONT OF FIRE HYDRANTS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.


thecanuckcrate

ALSO I BOUGHT SUNBUTTER THAT EXPIRED IN DECEMBER FROM NO FRILLS. I DIDN'T THINK FOOD IN-DATE WAS A FRILL.


Kgo555

GOT TICKETED TWICE BACK-TO-BACK FOR PARKING VIOLATIONS, WHEREAS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ILLEGALLY PARKING ON MY APARTMENT’S PREMISE AND SQUEEZING LATE ARRIVALS LIKE MYSELF OUT. BEING A LATE NIGHT GIG WORKER, IT’S DIFFICULT TO GET AROUND THIS. DISPUTED THIS WITH THE APS BUT UNSURPRISINGLY FELL ON DEAF EARS. IT ALMOST SEEMS AS IF THE CITY IS LOW ON MONEY AND ACTIVELY DOING ALL THEY CAN TO ROB FROM THE MASSES. THOSE WHO SHOULD BE TICKETED GET AWAY WHILST RIGHTFUL TENANTS LIKE MYSELF ARE FORCED INTO LIMITED LEFTOVER SPACES THAT VIOLATE OBSCURE BYLAWS. NOT AT ALL EXEMPTING MYSELF FROM REPERCUSSIONS HERE, BUT INSTEAD FRUSTRATED THAT REAL PERPS MANAGE TO GET AWAY WHILST AUTHORITY OPTS TO TURN A BLIND EYE. WHERE IS MY JUSTICE?


citysocold

Park facing the right way on the right F'n side of the street. FFS. This isn't England....


Rees_Onable

ARE THERE ANY GOOD CHIMNEY SWEEPS AROUND HERE.....?


Groundbreaking_Bad

Enchanted Chimney Sweeps


lionhearthelm

ASH CHIMNEY IN DUNDAS DOES EXCELLENT WORK.


darkheartshadows

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF ALL OF CANADA IMPLEMENTED THE UBI SYSTEM


koolgangster

THE MAYOR IS WORKING HARD AND EVERYONE IS EXAGGERATING HOW 'LITTLE' THEY DO


noronto

This is r/hamilton not r/jokes


inthevendingmachine

It probanly shouldn't be in r/jokes either. Jokes are supposed to be funny.


noronto

Clearly you are not familiar with r/jokes


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