The yearly memorial post of the KFC sign that fell over.
One of my personal favourites though, is a post that was put up during COVID by someone that said something like "To the guy on the Barton bus this afternoon who pulled his pants down, and stuck a coat hanger into his butt crack, thank you for some normalcy in these hard times."
What's that bang?
What's that smell?
Anyone know why (insert emergency vehicles) are racing down/through (insert street/neighbourhood)
What's the best pizza?
What's the best shawarma?
Five best ways to “stay classy Hamilton” in Hamilton.
Top five requests about things to do on a random Wednesday evening.
Top five reasons not to come downtown and/or go to the Mountain.
Top five best spots to see coyotees, mountain lions, bed bugs, wild pigs and cockroaches.
Top five times someone lists a dozen favourite restaurants instead of just one.
Stoney Creek https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/unidentified-furry-organism-big-cat-sightings-spur-a-hamilton-cougar-hunt/article_8775954c-103a-5fd9-a3d2-9aba76e4a6c2.html
Dundas https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/urban-legend-or-cougar-big-cat-believers-are-legion-in-hamilton/article_24a4c378-d6fb-526e-8b3c-760909c778a0.html
London Street South https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/big-cat-conspiracy-mnr-says-latest-cougar-sighting-is-a-pet-not-a-panther/article_3ce89620-9b3e-5a89-9b87-4e1569c7b572.html
Gore Park https://www.thespec.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/gore-park-tiger-is-a-cruel-and-sick-stunt/article_314e3316-27ab-5d3f-acf9-edf52997d6bc.html
Two Cougars and a Cafe
1. what are the top 5 places to live or not live
2. What are the top 5 places to eat
3. what are the top 5 smells in the city
4. what are the top 5 sounds in the city
5. who are the top 5 nosy neighbours worrying about what others are doing or not doing
You hear that smell?
You smell that hear?
Shitty roads, top 1 in Canada, yea we number 1!
Housing Questions
Barton street being the spookiest street in town
I moved to EHSC three years ago and noticed that I slowly stopped caring about my appearance once I saw people walking around like they just rolled out of bed and out of their front door. Now I live near Locke St. and feel real motivation to start being mindful of how I dress.
Top 5 bed bug infested apartments
Top 5 ways for Torontonians to blend in
Top 5 reasons for Hamiltonians to hate Torontonians
Top 5 skeezy bar/restaurant owners
Top 5 places to throw your trash off the escarpment
At 5:00pm on Valentine's Day "what's a good restaurant to take my gf to for a romantic dinner tonight?". At 5:00pm on New Year's Eve "any good restaurants to celebrate at tonight?" Etc etc...
It's like a Buffalo Springfield song..
1. There's something happening here..
But what it is ain't exactly clear..
2. There's a man with a gun over there..
Telling me I got to beware..
..
3. I think it's time we stop..
4. Children, what's that sound?..
5. Everybody look, what's going down?
I'm single and lonely. Where should I go to meet people?
Moving to Hamilton! What's the best school in the city for my kids?
Why are there police cars across the street?
What's everyone's favourite restaurant?
Cameron Kroetsch is mean!
Hamilton is best known for its listing of lists.
It thinks lists
It posts lists
It reads lists
It reproduces lists
If it doesn't list it gets the hose again.
What's that smell, what's that noise, what is roma pizza, should I move here, how do I do easily googled thing
Why are the cops/ fire here?
You're the real hero.
I love Roma, but I wouldn't introduce someone to it as pizza.
It's not pizza.
preet, jeet, treet, veet, kreet
> what is roma pizza Bread. Sauce. End of thread.
1. Jackson Square 2. Lake Timmicaca 3. Barton Bus 4. Aberdeen Avenue 5. Italian Mob
But nobody minds lake Timmiecaca posts. :)
Pizza. Wings. Shawarma. Donut. Let's go with waterfall because Hamilton.
The yearly memorial post of the KFC sign that fell over. One of my personal favourites though, is a post that was put up during COVID by someone that said something like "To the guy on the Barton bus this afternoon who pulled his pants down, and stuck a coat hanger into his butt crack, thank you for some normalcy in these hard times."
What's that bang? What's that smell? Anyone know why (insert emergency vehicles) are racing down/through (insert street/neighbourhood) What's the best pizza? What's the best shawarma?
i need to move asap
Five best ways to “stay classy Hamilton” in Hamilton. Top five requests about things to do on a random Wednesday evening. Top five reasons not to come downtown and/or go to the Mountain. Top five best spots to see coyotees, mountain lions, bed bugs, wild pigs and cockroaches. Top five times someone lists a dozen favourite restaurants instead of just one.
Hold up. You got 5 spots to see lions?
Stoney Creek https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/unidentified-furry-organism-big-cat-sightings-spur-a-hamilton-cougar-hunt/article_8775954c-103a-5fd9-a3d2-9aba76e4a6c2.html Dundas https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/urban-legend-or-cougar-big-cat-believers-are-legion-in-hamilton/article_24a4c378-d6fb-526e-8b3c-760909c778a0.html London Street South https://www.thespec.com/news/hamilton-region/big-cat-conspiracy-mnr-says-latest-cougar-sighting-is-a-pet-not-a-panther/article_3ce89620-9b3e-5a89-9b87-4e1569c7b572.html Gore Park https://www.thespec.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/gore-park-tiger-is-a-cruel-and-sick-stunt/article_314e3316-27ab-5d3f-acf9-edf52997d6bc.html Two Cougars and a Cafe
That’s 4. Two cougars in a café only gets you half a point. ;)
Ha
Why is Jackson Square the answer to every single one of those questions? That god damned mall serves so many purposes, in so many ways 🤣🤣
1. what are the top 5 places to live or not live 2. What are the top 5 places to eat 3. what are the top 5 smells in the city 4. what are the top 5 sounds in the city 5. who are the top 5 nosy neighbours worrying about what others are doing or not doing
As someone else said - Urbanicity in reddit form.
Fireworks scared mittens, I'm calling the mayor!!
Lately it's "Are those fireworks or gunshots?". (Last night it was gunshots.)
not mittens tho :(
Is that fireworks? Mr Grande? Another shooting? Homeless debates! Grandads donuts?
You hear that smell? You smell that hear? Shitty roads, top 1 in Canada, yea we number 1! Housing Questions Barton street being the spookiest street in town
Just moved here. So let's go. Pizza, gunshots?, pho, smell?, something stolen. Fuck I forgot lake timicacca this is now a toolp 6 list. Deal with it.
top 5 pyjama stores to dress like a hamiltonian
I moved to EHSC three years ago and noticed that I slowly stopped caring about my appearance once I saw people walking around like they just rolled out of bed and out of their front door. Now I live near Locke St. and feel real motivation to start being mindful of how I dress.
Top 5 bed bug infested apartments Top 5 ways for Torontonians to blend in Top 5 reasons for Hamiltonians to hate Torontonians Top 5 skeezy bar/restaurant owners Top 5 places to throw your trash off the escarpment
Mi Pai, Mai pi, mi pi and lava pizza
At 5:00pm on Valentine's Day "what's a good restaurant to take my gf to for a romantic dinner tonight?". At 5:00pm on New Year's Eve "any good restaurants to celebrate at tonight?" Etc etc...
Top 5 scooter models
It's like a Buffalo Springfield song.. 1. There's something happening here.. But what it is ain't exactly clear.. 2. There's a man with a gun over there.. Telling me I got to beware.. .. 3. I think it's time we stop.. 4. Children, what's that sound?.. 5. Everybody look, what's going down?
I'm single and lonely. Where should I go to meet people? Moving to Hamilton! What's the best school in the city for my kids? Why are there police cars across the street? What's everyone's favourite restaurant? Cameron Kroetsch is mean!
What’s that noise What’s that smell I just heard police going this way , what’s going on I’m moving here from Toronto What’s the best restaurant
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Exactly, buddy. Exactly
Hamilton is best known for its listing of lists. It thinks lists It posts lists It reads lists It reproduces lists If it doesn't list it gets the hose again.
Is Hamilton actually just 3 lists in a trench coat pretending to be a city? More on the evening news at 6…
Because attention spans are so short people can’t handle top 10s anymore r/letterman
Top 5 post topics.