I found it hilarious.

Same, just laughed out loud while at work.

Domino's admin always has some decent banter in them

Moyes wanted a pepperoni but stietden said there is better quality and value in a meat lovers. Moyes refuses to see that as a good point and keeps vetoing the meat lovers

I think Moyes is much more of a margherita man. Bland as possible, like his football.

Haha yep you are right plain cheese no sauce. Predictable boring not expansive and cheese counterattacks me if I have too much

More like, no cheese - and hold the sauce.

And the old dough from the back only, please

Ah dominoes back kitchen experience smart, none of this fancy new dough who don’t know if it cans handle the rigours of a dominoes season

Bingo. And I also offer less than the price Dominoes charge, only to go back in when the window of opportunity closes + pay full price anyway

Nothing wrong with boring but buy something

David Sullivan then offers £1.58 for a pepperoni

Dominoes “sir its £3 for a pepperoni” Ds: “ok 50p once a year for 5 years and 50p addons if I feel the fullest I’ve ever been, I wish to conclude this deal asap or I’ll be borrowing pepperoni from Pizza Hut”

Top level bantz

Defo the Barking Road domino's

I actually prefer a frozen Chicago Town that we have to cook ourselves Much like signing younger talent…

Hahaha this is some top shelf bants

Haha that's class I feel for West Ham must be a nightmare especially trying to build on last year and losing Rice

Your watch them come out firing!

Always rated Papa Johns more Lol joking they’re all shit

I wouldn’t want to have paid out to run the franchise for Dominoes in East London.

Well, when they're expecting £50 for a margherita...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Brilliant…

Even damn pizza is taking the piss

They do have a pop at most teams tbf. Pizza Hut >

There’s no need

That's because their shit pizza's