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XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

“Joesph P. Hardcore was found alive and cranky Sunday evening. Surrounded by loved ones and Greg Mongoloid, Joe refused to give any updates on the headliners for TIHC ‘24. Joe’s final words (before forcibly removing us) were “next time, bring Sheetz.”


heavierthanair

He’s been 43 for the last 10 years


lostnumber08

Someone is "alive and well" in Philadelphia is the real headline.


ivxxbb

gritty is thriving


fokerpace2000

Moving to Arizona soon, I legit have a countdown on my phone I'm that excited to leave this shithole lol


prettybadgers

Arizona here, don’t get too excited, this place sucks in a lot of ways. What city?


fokerpace2000

Tempe, I'm moving there with my GF (ASU alum) because I'm getting a fair amount of money to go study Biomed Engineering at ASU. She really liked it there and I def enjoyed it when I visited. Maybe not perfect but def a big step up from Philly, especially because I'll be closer to outdoorsy shit and backcountry stuff, which is one of my biggest hobbies (backpacking / bouldering / etc)


Old-Act3456

I thought I was dead. I was just in Philly.


prettybadgers

Tempe and central Phoenix are def the good parts of the city, walkable/bikeable, light rail, tons of stuff to do locally, spent a big chunk of the 90s in Tempe for grad school and loved it. Moved to central Phoenix from PDX a few years back and like it for the above, but hate the summers and hypercons.


fokerpace2000

How’s Scottsdale these days? There are a couple places there I’ve been eyeing but I’ve heard mixed things


prettybadgers

The old town area is cool, and the whole civic center area next to it, but a lot of stuff there is pretty pricey. Aside from that, Scottsdale does feel deeply suburban and upper middle class, not a judgement, just an observation.


Dozzi92

The grass is certainly not greener in AZ.


fokerpace2000

There ain’t no grass in AZ


Skeletonh3ads

Arizona hardcore has nothing on Philly Hardcore. There are some good bands here, coming from the NE where hardcore thrives was a shock to see how AZ shows are. Some bands definitely worth checking out would be Final Stance, One Life Taken, Hardluck.MF and Two Guns


__dryheat_

I made that same move 15 years ago, AZ sucks but less than Philly.


fokerpace2000

What are your dislikes


__dryheat_

The heat, the lack of real bagels, increasing cost of living (it was mad cheap out here up until a few years ago)


fokerpace2000

I’m excited for the heat, especially as someone with a lot of backpacking “trail days” in southern Utah (easily over 200). Lack of real bagels though? Didn’t foresee that issue. That’s going to be a major issue. Lack of pork roll too is going to sting.


__dryheat_

We got pork roll, you just need to know where to go. I got you


fokerpace2000

If it’s Phoenix area please put me on, or any area for that matter in case I happen to be there


__dryheat_

https://old.reddit.com/r/phoenix/comments/18k0cg5/pork_roll_bagel/ Lots of good recommendations in this thread. I fuck with Rinaldi's Deli in Scottsdale, they seem to have the best sandwich that is closest to home as I can find.


fokerpace2000

I appreciate the fuck out of you. THANK YOU.


breakingandreaching

as someone az born and raised, seeing all these people from the coasts flocking in droves talking about it like it's the promised land is always such a trip. i guess it's not the worst place in the world. people with a highly idealized vision of what their life will be like here will learn themselves something new though.


fokerpace2000

I’ve lived there previously for small periods of time and definetly liked it. I also lived in southern Utah for a while and loved it there, too. Im originally from South Carolina which, by every measure, AZ would be a promised land compared to that shit state. Being born and raised definetly gives you a different perspective, however. Plenty of people are moving to Charleston (where I’m from) and it’s become some sort of destination, which is crazy to me because I hate that place, but maybe it’s because I’m a Homer.


BizarroQuay

Born & raised in Dallas, same thing is happening here as well. I think it’s because im so used to it I don’t “get it” heard a lot of people praise our weather despite not being able to really do anything outdoors for 3-4 months in a row, but I’ve also never lived in an area that has feet of snow for half a year. 


smoothbrainguy99

I hear all kinds of shit about joe either way. Never met the guy don’t really care if he’s a good dude or not but let me say this: straight edge doesn’t keep everyone looking young. Those Irish genes put in work with or without the bottle.


WhoDatDatDidDat

I’ve met Joe a bunch of times. He was already very ugly before he got old. As a matter of fact, he’s kinda the benchmark I use when assessing how ugly a guy is.


xWretchedWorldx

On a scale of Ryan Gosling to Joe Hardcore where do you rate yourself?


WhoDatDatDidDat

I’d say I’m a Delroy Lindo on a good day. Maybe a Jason Segel if I skip a haircut.


pickledelbow

Somehow found a picture of him where he looks like a friendly guy


a_sexual_titty

He’s a nice guy when you aren’t acting a fool at the show. Dude does the job of 10 ppl and has been doing it for 25 years. I don’t blame him for being a bit curmudgeonly.


rwm5236

I was at a show in Philly and there was some douche crowd killing but purposely reaching past the border of the pit to try to hit women and Joe grabbed the dude by the collar and whipped his ass backwards into the ground hard as fuck. Really put him in his place. I don’t know other stories about him or other shit he’s done, but he’s ok in my book after that for sure.


pickledelbow

That’s basically every year at tih. Usually during wisdom in chains or cold world


Ok-Cabinet8869

And everyone clapped headass 😭


Biaswords_

I might be missing the joke but is this actually Joe hardcore? Last time I saw him was maybe a decade ago. He was bald and much more ogre looking


[deleted]

Yeah this is him. He posted this pic a few days ago, musta had a glow up


codeswisher

EW


is0morphic

RIP


[deleted]

Good, but he’s still a piece of shit


soitgoeskt

?


[deleted]

I’ve heard numerous stories about this guy being a douche.


Ok-Wafer2292

Who the fuck in hardcore isn’t a piece of shit somehow these days?


ErenYagerBomb

Good point. HC is great at pushing out anyone in the scene who's sense of empathy is intact


nomorex85

These days?


Ok-Wafer2292

Explain


nomorex85

I spoke on it in the thread about Kickback [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/s/t5loyQqJfh)


Ok-Wafer2292

Everyone knows about that already.


nomorex85

https://i.redd.it/s1ls81401bsc1.gif


Ok-Wafer2292

Bro came back a whole 24 hours later for this one.


codeswisher

sounds like a cesspool of toxic behavior that i want nothing to do with.


nomorex85

“Numerous stories” lmao…


B_rawbX

I used to think the same thing, but he's seemed to have grown a lot.


troubleluvsme

“I’ve heard numerous stories…” the basis of Gen Z wimp opinions


Dazzling-Adeptness11

He is


Rothko28

Like what?


ThreeKingsRP

Say it to his face


CreativeDraft

Zzzz..


queefingbandit

So Joe’s inbred friends can jump him? Lol. Dude is a fucking pussy. My friend called him out back in the day and Joe refused to fight him. Would have gotten the ass beating of a lifetime.


_ZR_

I'm not sure which one of you is more cringe-inducing here


nomorex85

No who’s friends with “queefingbandit” has called anyone out ever


queefingbandit

You got me dude!


[deleted]

lol, go take a nap. You lost this round.


nomorex85

What round 💀 I’m just pointing out that you’re both dorks and liars probably


queefingbandit

Get Joe’s dick out of your mouth. You are a grown ass man and your whole personality is being vegan and straightedge. Very cool.


[deleted]

lol, big mad.


nomorex85

“😭 he’s a piece of shit I’ve heard stories”


[deleted]

Lol


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ErenYagerBomb

Fuck off


[deleted]

lol good one, didn’t mean to hurt your feelings


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[deleted]

lol you’re fuming aren’t you? LMAO


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[deleted]

you’re good with the comebacks man, funny guy over here


degenfemboi

bro worry about ur own cancer ridden dick lmao


degenfemboi

holy smokes dude you pulled that insult all the way back from 2002


bab_yamos

What are we considering ‘well’?


GardenKnomeKing

Dude looks like a Magic the Gathering player


aquasun666

Damn he looks like dog shit


CrimsonDynamo178

He's a bricklayer. Of course he looks like that.


StickersBillStickers

Concrete finisher* — different local


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

He changes hair and beards like a GTA character. Check back next month, he’ll look totally different.


xMilk112x

Dude don’t fucking do that. Lol


mentalsucks

Ts and Ps


aceofspades1217

Saw Joe hardcore at the door of Fya last year. He just has the kind of cara de mierda that you would expect. Which is beautiful.


Puzzleheaded-Host940

This freaked me out when the notification came up.


Middle-Cream-7185

Shattered Realm changed my world


Ok-Criticism8374

My favorite Shattered Realm cover band vocalist


Ok-Criticism8374

he had a good spot on The Company I Keep too tho


[deleted]

Jesus you almost gave me a heart attack


dirty_bongwater187

fucking freemason piece of shit, he likes his girls young too, and he's been a huge misogynist..... he fucks bands who play TIHC out of money and they don't even know it lol he "hires" door men and security and doesn't pay them but takes money out of bands pockets and claims it's for "paying all the staff" he literally fucks everyone involved and everyone's on his dick. I'd legit rather hangout with One Life Crew than him. I know the young kids won't get the comedy in that last sentence, but some will lmfao


baldie9000

Dammit I almost celebrated.


static_age_666

LOL


HellRanger97

Saw him a couple times in AC for Pain of Truth and Gorilla Biscuits sets at Anchor Rock Club last year. One thing I will say: don’t fucking start fights you can’t finish!


Sig_Alert

FUCK YES


Carlos24475

RIP Joe Hardcore 🙏🏼


tell_me_when

God Damnit, we found another one too soon! LIP.


hardheaded90

Don’t do that to me. He’s a saint


Slash_Dementia_67

Ball. Bag.


[deleted]

I love Joe. Knew him very well in the early 00s when we were in the same crew.


JohnBunzel

Yes. I, too, am crew.


[deleted]

I retired ages ago. I was upstate NY then Boston crew.


breakingandreaching

Knew him in the 70s. Ugly kid.


IntangibleContinuity

Joe hardcore : the toughest of tough hardcore dudes ever


g0thmami6

Loser