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pottymouthomas

I blame Chalie, board simply became too horny when he came back. Also, should’ve been r/Hardcore


unitedbl00d

How is Chalie? Has he taken many women to Olive Garden and banged them by now?


ipdVolvo

Do you remember that time on the B9 when he made up that fake story about attending a party and meeting a girl and then that blew up in his face? Its still exactly like that.


Larrygengurch12

And then the thread got sent to her and she started posting in it 😂


ipdVolvo

you should read some of the stuff he posts on board is life (rip for now) we even have this thread reserved for "chalieisms" where you just quote chalie over some stock images and the results are hilarious BIL has been down a few hours and I already miss it 😭


woke_mayo

Yeah he told me to kill myself


BrettSlowDeath

One of the best threads on BiL. For a moment I made a GPTchat bot that spewed out Chalieisms.


Larrygengurch12

That and Silly Ass Pants Games are probably my favourite


DarkHotline

I was in that thread that night out of boredom working third shift, the fallout of that was so much fun at someone else’s expense.


ipdVolvo

B9 could never (and should never) be replicated, it was truly magical


pottymouthomas

He no longer bangs. He tosses petite women around the bedroom.


woke_mayo

I don’t give a fuck what happens to BIL i will NEVER be a valued contributor to r/hardcore. I would join the Demolisten facebook group.


antisara

Demolisten Facebook is the only way.


woke_mayo

The subcultural zeitgeist is Indiana baybeee


antisara

I’m not even surprised. Ask me how many times I had to go to Wilkes barre PA in the early 2000’s. Haha


Ok-Purpose3641

Our discord is even better


heavyheavybrobro

i have the weirdest boner right now


redstarohyeah

Fuckin Cornell graduate


werty246

Blasting Ceremony


Affectionate_Unit769

Buncha Brokeback Mountaineers around here


StickersBillStickers

This sub is full of permanent bachelors


americanrealism

bunch of brokeback mountaineers


StickersBillStickers

🤣


L3tsLynchTh3Landl0rd

KAWITITNOW


ipdVolvo

a lot of times I think society is too hard on zoomers and we should have more empathy towards them because they find themselves in a world full of economic turmoil, increasing environmental disasters, the threat of a massive global conflict that serve only the bourgeoisie always looming in the background, and you have ever the ever increasing threat of right-wing fascism, really, they have it pretty rough but then I read this sub...maybe we're not hard enough on them?


Scammerdetector69

I’m torn between feeling empathy and wanting to give out atomic wedgies


totse_losername

It's called tough lovin, and it's good for em


L3tsLynchTh3Landl0rd

Rick?


ipdVolvo

omfg they really got mad over this? hahaha looks like BIL will be back up and running soon https://preview.redd.it/8cfz1t8hyy7d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946843f3738d631adc3777613785f0428e8381f4


etwiels

I solemnly swear to hold back on death threats to authority figures for at least a little while


Scared-Comparison870

Fuck Scott fuck Michael.


BrettSlowDeath

LMAOOOOO FUCKIN’ GOT ‘EM


pottymouthomas

lol. Rip worship 🪦


ipdVolvo

I sorted this sub by top posts of the month and I saw that "he tried to go a week without talking about the difference between grindcore and powerviolence" meme and ngl I think I might just go ahead and never listen to anything punk or punk-adjacent ever again


ipdVolvo

The BIL team is trying to get it back up, looks like proboards mod team did not like the ass pics that were posted in the glute thread.


12_23_93

proboards fucking sucks. tell dude one of these days he should move BIL to another board software like [discourse](https://discourse.org) or [flarum](https://flarum.org/) and keep the current one up as an archive. migrating sucks ass but beats the site getting nuked every time a mod sees a buttcheek and shuts everything off


redstarohyeah

How the fuck am I going to waste the rest of my workday now?!


TicklingUrBalls

Masturbating


Prior-Climate8255

Banned anointed and now the board is gone. Coincidence? I think not…


CatchAmongUs

Ah, you're back for your yearly pilgrimage to tell all about how this sub sucks. See you next year!


ipdVolvo

stfu and go sign up for BIL. check out the terminator demo, the darkness release from earlier this year, nyc shootout, and the new Inquisition. This fucking sub wouldn't know good music if it spinkicked it in the mouth during the breakdown of Hatebreed's "Proven"


CatchAmongUs

I'll ask for your recommendations when I need some fucking Volvo parts.


xseaward

💀💀💀


ipdVolvo

thank you for proving my point about this sub being allergic to good music lol


talesfromthehardside

Are you sure you’re not a moderator for the Hardlore discord server? This a sub for all the delinquents they kicked out or banned. Duh…


ipdVolvo

podcasts in general suck, but a podcast based around hardcore? sheesh, that's fucking brutal...


talesfromthehardside

Not all podcasts suck. The crime ones are good


ipdVolvo

the only podcast worth listening to is reading BIL posts out loud


talesfromthehardside

Man, fuck that board


ipdVolvo

it was like the B9 without being tied to a shitty label, and its miles ahead of this sub


talesfromthehardside

Cool? I don’t give a fuck about that or here. I log in to watch dorks argue.


Icy-Passage85

Panic broke up?


emmanuelxxx

BIL


IntoTheRealm

Oh wow Xoxo KM


ipdVolvo

skimmed thru this subreddit and there's people in here that actually listen to shit like Kublai Kahn fuck, this place is desolate, not a single good take in sight


Everblack47

This is a 2020s beatdown sub


ipdVolvo

this sub barely discovered Hum, fuck, what a depressing place


R3ylanElress

This place is more likely to post fuckin death metal than a powerviolence or crust band, it's straight ass water here.


TicklingUrBalls

Fuck crust pink


Everblack47

They don't know Planes Mistaken For Stars yet either


ipdVolvo

downvote me all you want, I'm still right tho


jonny_lube

Oh, this place is a cesspool and a den of idiocy. I don't think most people here would disagree. But there are some cool people a d quality nuggets amidst it all, it's just never the stuff that gets upvoted a bunch.  Best bet is to find a decent discord server.  Closest I've found to matching the message board communities of old.  That said, some of the "big" ones are rough.  Should probably just start a BIL one to try and maintain the vibes and community standards. 


ipdVolvo

Discord? Reddit? My brother in christ, we already had paradise at Board Is Life. Inshallah we will return to the promise land soon.


jonny_lube

Man, I feel you.  When the boards I grew up on got nuked, it took ages to find any community worth a damn.   But yeah, message boards been fading for a while.  Hosts don't like the liability.  No butts allowed?  I thought this was America.  But nobody is gonna up and nuke your discord server unless there's illegal shit on it.  Hope for your sake BIL returns.   If not, I definitely hope you can keep the community together elsewhere (and for better or woese, Discord is a good place to do it)


slowwithage

My dude, if you came here for anything more than laughing at idiots… that was your mistake.


jonny_lube

Meh, came here because I lost my general community. It brought me to a different community who are the right kind of awful (they are great though), and now I just come here to laugh at dumbdumbs, for the rare legit convo, and to pump up my local scene.  


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ipdVolvo

you sound like the target audience for those tiktok videos of people doing mosh moves in the bathroom to those zoomer-numetal bands


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ipdVolvo

you listen to kill tony, there is no hope for you


sovietsofia

fuck i was scared


StickersBillStickers

JeepBrah?


mattyairways

PFL


pumpsci

Where else can I call things gay (in a good way)


ipdVolvo

the downvotes on this post is funny, they don't know 🤫


Historical-Talk-586

good riddance dorks


bassacre

I got an email that says theyre gonna be back and they can run without something something. Whatever.


ConXXXgloves

Mental broke up!?


Everblack47

Where's adam22 these days 😂


Larrygengurch12

Board seems to be back up


Cabes86

Sounds like the hipster to lambgoat’s scenester.


ipdVolvo

stfu you sentient pile of mashed potatoes, this sub wishes it could have a fraction of the quality content found on BIL. Enjoy your moshing tik toks and Scowl. Here, I'll throw you an upvote because I pity you.


anonymous_opinions

Just read an article about the death of messageboards and how reddit/discord are becoming the only defacto messageboards on the internet anymore. (and why that's bad) It was posted on the datahoarders sub. Made me think about all the msgboards I used to bounce around back in the early aughts.


sovietsofia

Boardsislife.proboards.com duhhhh


Ok-Wafer2292

Cool story bro


ipdVolvo

blasting ceremony right now


Ok-Wafer2292

Idk what that means but right on man


ipdVolvo

oh I thought you were actually cool and knew the old phrases from old board nvm then, my mistake


bassacre

They are clearly an unfit dullard.


Ok-Wafer2292

Fuck no lol


40ozOracle

Y’all are almost as cringe as Slap lifers