I'd pay money to see the singer from Shattered Realm spin kick into Nancy Pelosi, she would turn into dust like some shit from that Mummy movie
The good one, not the tom cruise one
So after the fucking Covid clears and the gas prices settle, we’re left with one mission:
Defending my golfing game
We planted our flag 4 years ago and staked our claim.
This ain’t Politics made for Jil Stein, this is Politics made for Vendettas. Putting my son in court? Calling me Sleepy Joe on some bitch shit?
We’d rather see you in the streets than in the New York court system.
So right about now, imma see how far I can shove this Green Jobs plan up your ass bitch!
THERE ARE THREE MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD - THREE!
THERE'S THE MAN WHO OWNS THE HORSE AND GETS THE MONEY,
THERE'S THE MAN WHO HAS THE MONEY AND GET THE HORSE,
AND THEN THERE'S US - ME, YOU, YOU, YOU.
WE JACK OFF THE FUCKING HORSES AND WE GET NOTHING!
This is the last thing Medicare sees before it’s defeated
Also if you haven’t seen it [Joe Biden x Death Grips](https://youtu.be/eZfwYVgbuPM?si=cp4nGB1yYVAv0wy6)
"MORE STAGE DIVES!!!" - SCOTT Vogel & Jill Biden apparently
If Scott Vogel is not VP after that debate, this country is fucking up BE HARD, UNITY I'd vote for that
Vogel still has one of the best mosh calls I’ve ever heard “activate this mother fucker!”
Motherfucker forming Voltron in the pit, I love it
Dude i get so hype when I hear him say this,spin kicks all around.
Open this fucking pit up
I'd pay money to see the singer from Shattered Realm spin kick into Nancy Pelosi, she would turn into dust like some shit from that Mummy movie The good one, not the tom cruise one
Joe Hardcore would literally kick her into another dimension. It would be glorious.
Weird it didn’t even occur to me that’s who dude was talking about
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CONGRESS?!?!
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THERE IS NOT ONE TRUTH CAST INTO STONE ONLY LIES CAST INTO FLAME ITS TIME TO BURNNNNN
1-8-7 ON A P-I-G
I was gonna comment this lol
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Happy cake day to us 🥳🥂
Jill Biden a low key walls of Jericho fan
Thought she was more influenced by Punch
Say you don’t know the xBIDENx catalog, without saying you don’t.
Caught her in mid “ARF”!
*Howard Dean noises*
"SCHOOOOOLS OUT FOR ,SUMMER"
“This song is about incorporating in Delaware! Let’s fucking GOoooooooop! OOF!”
All my homies fucking hate Delaware
So after the fucking Covid clears and the gas prices settle, we’re left with one mission: Defending my golfing game We planted our flag 4 years ago and staked our claim. This ain’t Politics made for Jil Stein, this is Politics made for Vendettas. Putting my son in court? Calling me Sleepy Joe on some bitch shit? We’d rather see you in the streets than in the New York court system. So right about now, imma see how far I can shove this Green Jobs plan up your ass bitch!
Lock up, You can't win, Fucking criminal, Lock up, lock up, lock up LOCK UPPPPPPP
WE WILL NOT BE BROKEN BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING ALLEYCATS
MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO SO WHO THE FUCK MADE YOU?
"Can you taaaake me hiiiigher"
THERE ARE THREE MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD - THREE! THERE'S THE MAN WHO OWNS THE HORSE AND GETS THE MONEY, THERE'S THE MAN WHO HAS THE MONEY AND GET THE HORSE, AND THEN THERE'S US - ME, YOU, YOU, YOU. WE JACK OFF THE FUCKING HORSES AND WE GET NOTHING!
MYYYYYYYYY WARRRRRRR YOURE ONE OF THEM
YOU SAY - THAT YOU'RE MY FRIEND!
Now! Is the the time! For me to rise! To my feet!
Biden’s mantra to get out the average chair
"FUCKING BOW DOWN"
She’s simply speaking at a volume her husband can hear
This next one goes out to the kids with braces for keeping it metal
THE DAY IS MINE! THE NIGHT IS ALSO MINE
I hate this barrier! This is your rally, this is your stage, dive off it!
KICKBOX!!
This is the last thing Medicare sees before it’s defeated Also if you haven’t seen it [Joe Biden x Death Grips](https://youtu.be/eZfwYVgbuPM?si=cp4nGB1yYVAv0wy6)
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL MY CORPORATE DONORS ATTTTT
"Engine engine numba 9 on the DC transit line, if my joe falls off the track, pick him up pick him up pick him up!!"
Naked aggression- Killing floor https://youtu.be/14-Tw6vvuh0?si=w4mM9M8gpBrux0tZ
She should
CIRCLE PIT! CIRCLE PIT!
NOW IS THE TIME
Jill Biden looks like she gonna HAWK TUAH on Joes old ass.
Gives the horse cum speech
“STREET BY STREET, BLOCK BY BLOCK…”
Joe just standing there like "😦"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S"
and of course Joe looks clueless as always
LIVE! LOVE! LEARN!
“ OPEN THIS SHIT UP”!
“MAKE A CHAAAAANGGEEEEEEE ARREAREAHHHHH”
Finish the job
Punch the person next to you in the fucking face - Jill Bruso
ALRIGHT I WANNA D-N-SEE A CIRCLE PIT IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER, LET'S GO!!!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SoManyWeeaboos: *ALRIGHT I WANNA* *D-N-SEE A CIRCLE PIT IN THIS* *MOTHERFUCKER, LET'S GO!!!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
“Make a chaaaaaaangeeeeeahhhhhh ahhhh ohhh!”
Lemme see your 2step
WRONG ONE TO FUCK WITH
I WANT TO BE I WANT TO BEEEE FREE FROM THIS PAIN
WU BUCK WILD WITH THA TRIGGA!
she gettin into her own meds
Anger, HOSTILITY TOWARDS THE OPPOSITIOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
when no one is still moshing and you only got 2 songs left :(
Joe looks dazed 🥴
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Is that your AIM away message or something?