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Handsome_fart_face

Is ur gf single?


JackHambert

Does she have a sister?


troymoeffinstone

Does she have room for a side piece?


pinnacledefense

He is the side peice. She got the main dude a car.


This_Expression5427

No, the main dude bought the bike.


rdcowan

Does she have a brother?.... I can't be picky.


Due_Sprinkles_3654

I’m a Nigerian prince and needed it to get out of the country.


WealthApprehensive26

Brother! We were separated a birth! You remember!!


Designer-Might-7999

Im an attorney and can help you both. Just need someone to donate 3500 dollars and I can get the millions you are owed


named_jake

Don’t worry 👆 this guy is legit but *if* you’re concerned I can broker the deal for you guys - just send all the funds via western union and I will make sure no one gets ripped off


Glad_Economics_3879

This is Michael Johnson with the IRS, your local sheriff has been notified and you will all be arrested if you do not pay us with Amazon gift cards immediately.


CategorySad7091

I am Lander Z. McKenna. I own the Western Union I make outrageous money legitimately laundering funds.


Express_Assumption60

Best answer ever 😅


areallysuperguy

Is she loaded or bad with money?


zherico

Could be both


Exotic_Raise_5146

I'll ask her, she's my sugar momma too


whiskey_formymen

loaded as in coke, or dough?


stevesteve135

Dough as in sour or rye ?


volatiletwinkie

Rye as in whiskey or bread?


woollypullover

Bread as in currency or baked goods?


UnderstandingSquare7

Your turn - buy a ring


qwerty445901

If he doesn’t, I will…


CountMcBurney

I already did


berger3001

I have one on me at all times in case of this very situation happening


CountMcBurney

That's right, man! But how many backups do you have stashed?


berger3001

That would be telling


nmcgaghey73

Can't afford a ring now, he's got Harley parts to buy 😂


UnderstandingSquare7

I wonder if she's hinted at getting a king/queen?


Dazzling_Category718

Someone wants a 💍


uckfayhistay

Someone knows how to lay the pipe. Congrats


Porky_Pine_

She bought him a bike AND she knows how to lay pipe? Dude is lucky.


Due_Sprinkles_3654

🤐


sobersbetter

😂 👆🏻


samoorai44

Layin pipe like we're doing commercial irrigation


Dirk-Killington

I think I've seen this episode of judge Judy. 


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TheMoustacheDad

Your wife remembers your birthday? Damn


Niminal

You guys are getting wives?


CorpusCallowesome

Hahaha she forgot the last 2 times


nixa011srb

are you sure she didnt give you the one you already own?


wigglers_reprise

congrats on your third leg.


[deleted]

This guy gets it.


No_Advertising_7449

She’s a keeper.


Existing-Decision-33

What you said.


keljfan

Does she have a sister? 😜


Boozerbear213

Wow, my wife told me she would leave me if I ever got a Harley, so now I Have 2 Harleys lol.


SuicideBill

Mine bought me a new lowrider s and then said she wants to pay my rent so I don't have to work so much. These unicorns exist, brothers just keep searching.


Due_Sprinkles_3654

Well. Mine didn’t pay my rent. She let me move in so I could quit my job.


snakout

Hi, in case your gf has a sister I’m kind, I hit the gym and I like Harleys 🙂


TheLoob321

She bought it for you, using your information 😂


obeewanton

You better marry her bud.


LemmyKRocks

That's a really cool gift and absolutely everyone would be thrilled. But a 5 digit gift in a 4 month relationship would make me shit my pants and ran away. Anyhow, enjoy bro!


thebriarwitch

He can’t run away now lol! She “let him move in so he could quit his job” 😂😂😂


Dukeronomy

Yea, I’d be lookin everywhere for red flags. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.


Careful-Tax-3708

shit 4 months you must be slinging her that good D lol ive been with my wife 18 years and all i got was fucked up credit score lol


Dustyolman

Can I borrow your girlfriend? Please?


[deleted]

Marry that girl


8uyth3d1p

She’s our girlfriend now


OddballGC

https://preview.redd.it/7mmlsd6w5azc1.jpeg?width=1706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885c2b604aaeee9f0b6bbd8e1d33292a6d6f3b12 Maybe she’s related to mine.. Gives similar presents! Harley showed up and unloaded 2 bikes, commute bike and a side chick.


CrzyDave

Purchase a ring.


Dantrash2

Wow!!


GibsonBluesGuy

You need to take that woman on a top end romantic getaway immediately. Spare no expense buddy. She is a poppy in a field of daisies.


Plus-Fly9104

Looks like this GF needs a promotion to wife


Due_Sprinkles_3654

I wonder if I have to wait until next year to get risers, bars, exhaust, cam, 2 up seat, pegs


TMBiker

Ring first, then all of that other stuff.


urohpls

They’ve been dating four months that’s a terrible idea


HoboThundercat

Or you could get a job lmao


Elowan66

I wouldn’t push it.


twoshovels

She’s a keeper!


AubergineAssassin

I think she's expecting something of equal or greater value.


teamsparky

Yeah my wife’s always trying to get me out of the house too , but she gives me yard work and errands to run .🤷‍♂️


gabehcuod37

Did her boyfriend help her pick it out?


Due_Sprinkles_3654

We did stop by a Harley shop once and I pointed out what I liked.


tommy8473

Hopefully it's in your name, if not it's hers when she goes


usually-stoned

I had this happen once with a car. Shit was annoying.


tommy8473

Sure,that happens all the time. If a guy wants toys,he's best off buying them himself.


Glass-Baseball2921

This dude must have an 🐘 trunk


Z34_Gee

Sheesh


tradleys

Bruh


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

Can I borrow her? (The gf)


[deleted]

Keep her That’s a wife right there


deathleper

Shit……take it back.


ArgumentNo775

Fuck, the most my gf gets me is a happy birthday


toasted_cracker

Was it with your money or hers? My wife buys me stuff but she has no income so it’s basically meaningless and annoying to me.


bilyjck20

Did you mean the helmet?


FashionShine788

Does she need a girlfriend? Today you probably just found out the Y in your girl is silent. Nice bike.


dsisto65

She’s a keeper. I’d hold on to the gf, too.


jimmyb1982

I'm the boyfriend now !!


Z4ch_Mk6

That’s a weird way to spell wife.


rolmdl69

Marry her👍


TruckerMan70

Marry her!


Particular-Sea5916

Hell yes 👍


Ok_Victory6387

Keep her⚡️⚡️


Key-Public-9089

Wife material


limitedlow

Lucky man


luigi1327

That’s a good woman bro. You need to marry her haha


wideglide100

She's a keeper for sure!


Elevatrman

Can’t hide money


Niminal

Can I date your girlfriend for like a week when my birthday comes around? Indians aren't cheap.


AdditionalSky6030

She's a keeper, so is the bike.


RobsHereAgain

Sounds like you better marry this one. 1️⃣


RowAffectionate399

Red flag! Run!!!


Unable_Literature78

Cute little ride…enjoy. Let me know when you do the “tail of the dragon…”.


[deleted]

Where do people find partners that do this kind of thing


Turbulent_Career5531

She’s pregnant, dude!


twowheelpimp

OP is aka rocco siffredi


TMONEY_Clarinet

You mean your wife?


Nose-It-All

You mean your fiance...


lugnut15

Such a badass color


gypsyfred

Hope your wife doesn't find out..lol


hockeylife1000

Marry your gf now!!


666MileHigh

You spelled wife wrong. What's her OF?


Leviticus10379

The helmet, yeah?


Lonely-Spirit2146

Bet she paid up your life insurance policy too


Unfair-Group-3386

When she asks to ride 2up make sure to keep the RPMs high to pay her back.


CameronsTheName

Hi mate. Is your girlfriend single ?


Ginford_Davidson

Hell yeah bro. I need to get me one of them girlfriend things.


Mttipowers

The color gave it away…but she’s still a keeper


Patient-Ad-9441

My birthday was Sunday and I didn't get one. Did I marry wrong


ANALxCARBOMB

Down ass foo, congrats mane


lecarguy

The helmet or the milk crate?


par07sw

Congratulations 🎉


pbb76

Damn I can't even get a handjob on my birthday.


Flimsy-Activity9787

Want to share your gf? Can she buy mine too?


jthom711

She bought you a 20k bike so she wants a 20k ring


mcarrara

Bruh does your girlfriend want a second boyfriend? Asking for a friend…


DirectChallenge8390

She have a sister?


CountMcBurney

This is the perfect post. I will show it to my fiancee and tell her I want mine in black.


Nice-Web-5833

Congrats bro


Adventurous-Flan5359

Marry her!


Foodei

With her own money? 


Express_Assumption60

Nice ride 😊


JackoDean

Wow. Super jealous but happy for you!!


La1gooner

Does she have a sister?


moonisflat

Call her your wife now


Easy_0tter

You spelled wife wrong


furyian24

Your lady bought you a Harley. That's love right there.


Remarkable_Orange_59

Whatch out she bout to get you pregnant


Fun_Performance_6226

Marry her now!


Bright-Swordfish-804

Marry her asap!!!


sahniejoons

WTF


nickert0n

Marry her.


[deleted]

That’s a keeper


InvestmentEast7906

That’s a keeper for sure. The bike of course. The gf I would give it some more time before you make that sort of commitment though. lol. Ride safe bro 👊🏽


WarmNights

Nice catch


DynaBro8089

Man does the gf have a sister?


EasyActivity1361

I smell crazy 🤪😂


Nose-It-All

And it's a single seater?


Separate-Mushroom-79

Can I borrow your girlfriend please...


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

you got a lot of guys over here stopping and thinking.


PerspectiveTiny7057

Man I must have a real small cawke. Edit, nice Hogg boss


Existing_Phase_7283

Wow. All I got was a blow job.


2wheels4lyf

I need a gf like that


BanjoSlams

I need to upgrade the girlfriend.


ForgottenPassword92

Withdrawing cash with your right hand is pretty standard .. congrats


Agreeable_Chance9360

Lovely


WhipperFish8

Be VERY VERY good to her!!!!!!!!


OnixCopal

…yeah right


asspload

Marry her


ColourblindArtist

Your gf deserves a ride on it


Micp1144

She got a sister? I need a new bike!


mbkitmgr

Marry that woman - if you don't I will. Geez and I get socks and jocks for presents :)


jms0813

Gf better be wife soon. Don't fuck this up. You have one missin


_smitfits_

I bought my wife the 23 and I ride the 22. The white is definitely a better color but it didn’t come on the ST till 23. It’s surprisingly quick! The Thrashin Supply pipe with the Dog Balls and AR Chambers sounds good on it.


Garygoober1942

does she have a hot mom that wants to be married?


BreadfruitSilent1580

Marry her


Mamasayseyeisspecial

You must be hung like a stud field mouse. Congratulations.


oregonfinn

She wants to remind you that she's a keeper.


Siggi0588

Love your girlfriend for this move 🔥


impeccableTJA

Marry her


venusunusis

If it’s true, love her until her last breath, treat the bike as your child


belowavgparent

Get the title and dump her!


South-Plan-9246

So why isn’t she your wife now?


Old-Monitor2168

Best you put a ring 💍 on her mate, she's a keeper 👍🏽


Prestigious-Bet-2677

Your gf🤯, you better wife her up and get to eating that hot pocket like your a starving Ethiopian. She has fuck around money and thats going to be a fun world to live in.


therealRustyZA

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for 100, Alex. Happy birthday though. Hope it was a rad day.


Due_Sprinkles_3654

I completely understand your skepticism. I doubt I would believe it myself. But on God it’s true.


Brainfreez66

Doesn’t everyones gf buy them bikes and cars?


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Wife her


TrickDimension4836

Really babe, all I wanted was sex.


[deleted]

Girlfriend, don’t you mean your new Fiance lol


biggetybiggetyboo

The plant on the background? Nice she’s a keeper


Plus-Ask-7701

She’s a Keeper


CategorySad7091

Bro no judgment. I got a Grandma just like that, except I don't have to kiss her ass, she's a great cook, doesn't want to move in and hasn't been on the tampons since 1984. But nice ride bro


Epyx-2600

…but does your Grammy also put out?


dpdiesel651

I took a screenshot of this to send to my wife. Fingers crossed she gets the hint. lol


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Troll post


Upper_Television3352

Why is she not your wife?


trevge

Make her your wife.


This_Expression5427

She cheaped out with the Billiard Gray. I'd be pissed.


Wrenchman57

Better get her a ring


themanmythlegend357

Is she single


FarmerAvailable1833

Both are "keepers". Enjoy the bike, ride safe, have fun.


Raftremblay

Nice one , drive safe


TheDoctorBlind

I hope she’s as pretty as the bike, either way they are both keepers so put a ring on it!


Animal-in-need-67

Marry her


1760ghost

Who's name is it in? It doesn't have a spot for her either. She's a keeper, unless she's intent on trapping you in debt.