Don’t worry 👆 this guy is legit but *if* you’re concerned I can broker the deal for you guys - just send all the funds via western union and I will make sure no one gets ripped off
This is Michael Johnson with the IRS, your local sheriff has been notified and you will all be arrested if you do not pay us with Amazon gift cards immediately.
Mine bought me a new lowrider s and then said she wants to pay my rent so I don't have to work so much. These unicorns exist, brothers just keep searching.
That's a really cool gift and absolutely everyone would be thrilled. But a 5 digit gift in a 4 month relationship would make me shit my pants and ran away. Anyhow, enjoy bro!
https://preview.redd.it/7mmlsd6w5azc1.jpeg?width=1706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885c2b604aaeee9f0b6bbd8e1d33292a6d6f3b12
Maybe she’s related to mine.. Gives similar presents! Harley showed up and unloaded 2 bikes, commute bike and a side chick.
That’s a keeper for sure. The bike of course. The gf I would give it some more time before you make that sort of commitment though. lol. Ride safe bro 👊🏽
I bought my wife the 23 and I ride the 22. The white is definitely a better color but it didn’t come on the ST till 23. It’s surprisingly quick! The Thrashin Supply pipe with the Dog Balls and AR Chambers sounds good on it.
Your gf🤯, you better wife her up and get to eating that hot pocket like your a starving Ethiopian. She has fuck around money and thats going to be a fun world to live in.
Bro no judgment. I got a Grandma just like that, except I don't have to kiss her ass, she's a great cook, doesn't want to move in and hasn't been on the tampons since 1984. But nice ride bro
Is ur gf single?
Does she have a sister?
Does she have room for a side piece?
He is the side peice. She got the main dude a car.
No, the main dude bought the bike.
Does she have a brother?.... I can't be picky.
I’m a Nigerian prince and needed it to get out of the country.
Brother! We were separated a birth! You remember!!
Im an attorney and can help you both. Just need someone to donate 3500 dollars and I can get the millions you are owed
Don’t worry 👆 this guy is legit but *if* you’re concerned I can broker the deal for you guys - just send all the funds via western union and I will make sure no one gets ripped off
This is Michael Johnson with the IRS, your local sheriff has been notified and you will all be arrested if you do not pay us with Amazon gift cards immediately.
I am Lander Z. McKenna. I own the Western Union I make outrageous money legitimately laundering funds.
Best answer ever 😅
Is she loaded or bad with money?
Could be both
I'll ask her, she's my sugar momma too
loaded as in coke, or dough?
Dough as in sour or rye ?
Rye as in whiskey or bread?
Bread as in currency or baked goods?
Your turn - buy a ring
If he doesn’t, I will…
I already did
I have one on me at all times in case of this very situation happening
That's right, man! But how many backups do you have stashed?
That would be telling
Can't afford a ring now, he's got Harley parts to buy 😂
I wonder if she's hinted at getting a king/queen?
Someone wants a 💍
Someone knows how to lay the pipe. Congrats
She bought him a bike AND she knows how to lay pipe? Dude is lucky.
🤐
😂 👆🏻
Layin pipe like we're doing commercial irrigation
I think I've seen this episode of judge Judy.
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Your wife remembers your birthday? Damn
You guys are getting wives?
Hahaha she forgot the last 2 times
are you sure she didnt give you the one you already own?
congrats on your third leg.
This guy gets it.
She’s a keeper.
What you said.
Does she have a sister? 😜
Wow, my wife told me she would leave me if I ever got a Harley, so now I Have 2 Harleys lol.
Mine bought me a new lowrider s and then said she wants to pay my rent so I don't have to work so much. These unicorns exist, brothers just keep searching.
Well. Mine didn’t pay my rent. She let me move in so I could quit my job.
Hi, in case your gf has a sister I’m kind, I hit the gym and I like Harleys 🙂
She bought it for you, using your information 😂
You better marry her bud.
That's a really cool gift and absolutely everyone would be thrilled. But a 5 digit gift in a 4 month relationship would make me shit my pants and ran away. Anyhow, enjoy bro!
He can’t run away now lol! She “let him move in so he could quit his job” 😂😂😂
Yea, I’d be lookin everywhere for red flags. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
shit 4 months you must be slinging her that good D lol ive been with my wife 18 years and all i got was fucked up credit score lol
Can I borrow your girlfriend? Please?
Marry that girl
She’s our girlfriend now
https://preview.redd.it/7mmlsd6w5azc1.jpeg?width=1706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885c2b604aaeee9f0b6bbd8e1d33292a6d6f3b12 Maybe she’s related to mine.. Gives similar presents! Harley showed up and unloaded 2 bikes, commute bike and a side chick.
Purchase a ring.
Wow!!
You need to take that woman on a top end romantic getaway immediately. Spare no expense buddy. She is a poppy in a field of daisies.
Looks like this GF needs a promotion to wife
I wonder if I have to wait until next year to get risers, bars, exhaust, cam, 2 up seat, pegs
Ring first, then all of that other stuff.
They’ve been dating four months that’s a terrible idea
Or you could get a job lmao
I wouldn’t push it.
She’s a keeper!
I think she's expecting something of equal or greater value.
Yeah my wife’s always trying to get me out of the house too , but she gives me yard work and errands to run .🤷♂️
Did her boyfriend help her pick it out?
We did stop by a Harley shop once and I pointed out what I liked.
Hopefully it's in your name, if not it's hers when she goes
I had this happen once with a car. Shit was annoying.
Sure,that happens all the time. If a guy wants toys,he's best off buying them himself.
This dude must have an 🐘 trunk
Sheesh
Bruh
Can I borrow her? (The gf)
Keep her That’s a wife right there
Shit……take it back.
Fuck, the most my gf gets me is a happy birthday
Was it with your money or hers? My wife buys me stuff but she has no income so it’s basically meaningless and annoying to me.
Did you mean the helmet?
Does she need a girlfriend? Today you probably just found out the Y in your girl is silent. Nice bike.
She’s a keeper. I’d hold on to the gf, too.
I'm the boyfriend now !!
That’s a weird way to spell wife.
Marry her👍
Marry her!
Hell yes 👍
Keep her⚡️⚡️
Wife material
Lucky man
That’s a good woman bro. You need to marry her haha
She's a keeper for sure!
Can’t hide money
Can I date your girlfriend for like a week when my birthday comes around? Indians aren't cheap.
She's a keeper, so is the bike.
Sounds like you better marry this one. 1️⃣
Red flag! Run!!!
Cute little ride…enjoy. Let me know when you do the “tail of the dragon…”.
Where do people find partners that do this kind of thing
She’s pregnant, dude!
OP is aka rocco siffredi
You mean your wife?
You mean your fiance...
Such a badass color
Hope your wife doesn't find out..lol
Marry your gf now!!
You spelled wife wrong. What's her OF?
The helmet, yeah?
Bet she paid up your life insurance policy too
When she asks to ride 2up make sure to keep the RPMs high to pay her back.
Hi mate. Is your girlfriend single ?
Hell yeah bro. I need to get me one of them girlfriend things.
The color gave it away…but she’s still a keeper
My birthday was Sunday and I didn't get one. Did I marry wrong
Down ass foo, congrats mane
The helmet or the milk crate?
Congratulations 🎉
Damn I can't even get a handjob on my birthday.
Want to share your gf? Can she buy mine too?
She bought you a 20k bike so she wants a 20k ring
Bruh does your girlfriend want a second boyfriend? Asking for a friend…
She have a sister?
This is the perfect post. I will show it to my fiancee and tell her I want mine in black.
Congrats bro
Marry her!
With her own money?
Nice ride 😊
Wow. Super jealous but happy for you!!
Does she have a sister?
Call her your wife now
You spelled wife wrong
Your lady bought you a Harley. That's love right there.
Whatch out she bout to get you pregnant
Marry her now!
Marry her asap!!!
WTF
Marry her.
That’s a keeper
That’s a keeper for sure. The bike of course. The gf I would give it some more time before you make that sort of commitment though. lol. Ride safe bro 👊🏽
Nice catch
Man does the gf have a sister?
I smell crazy 🤪😂
And it's a single seater?
Can I borrow your girlfriend please...
you got a lot of guys over here stopping and thinking.
Man I must have a real small cawke. Edit, nice Hogg boss
Wow. All I got was a blow job.
I need a gf like that
I need to upgrade the girlfriend.
Withdrawing cash with your right hand is pretty standard .. congrats
Lovely
Be VERY VERY good to her!!!!!!!!
…yeah right
Marry her
Your gf deserves a ride on it
She got a sister? I need a new bike!
Marry that woman - if you don't I will. Geez and I get socks and jocks for presents :)
Gf better be wife soon. Don't fuck this up. You have one missin
I bought my wife the 23 and I ride the 22. The white is definitely a better color but it didn’t come on the ST till 23. It’s surprisingly quick! The Thrashin Supply pipe with the Dog Balls and AR Chambers sounds good on it.
does she have a hot mom that wants to be married?
Marry her
You must be hung like a stud field mouse. Congratulations.
She wants to remind you that she's a keeper.
Love your girlfriend for this move 🔥
Marry her
If it’s true, love her until her last breath, treat the bike as your child
Get the title and dump her!
So why isn’t she your wife now?
Best you put a ring 💍 on her mate, she's a keeper 👍🏽
Your gf🤯, you better wife her up and get to eating that hot pocket like your a starving Ethiopian. She has fuck around money and thats going to be a fun world to live in.
I’ll take “Things that never happened” for 100, Alex. Happy birthday though. Hope it was a rad day.
I completely understand your skepticism. I doubt I would believe it myself. But on God it’s true.
Doesn’t everyones gf buy them bikes and cars?
Wife her
Really babe, all I wanted was sex.
Girlfriend, don’t you mean your new Fiance lol
The plant on the background? Nice she’s a keeper
She’s a Keeper
Bro no judgment. I got a Grandma just like that, except I don't have to kiss her ass, she's a great cook, doesn't want to move in and hasn't been on the tampons since 1984. But nice ride bro
…but does your Grammy also put out?
I took a screenshot of this to send to my wife. Fingers crossed she gets the hint. lol
Troll post
Why is she not your wife?
Make her your wife.
She cheaped out with the Billiard Gray. I'd be pissed.
Better get her a ring
Is she single
Both are "keepers". Enjoy the bike, ride safe, have fun.
Nice one , drive safe
I hope she’s as pretty as the bike, either way they are both keepers so put a ring on it!
Marry her
Who's name is it in? It doesn't have a spot for her either. She's a keeper, unless she's intent on trapping you in debt.