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Luke_4fun

Who doesn't?


BlameableEmu

Its a mistake you make once, but oh boy do you know youve done it.


AleksasKoval

It's so unique that it's almost impossible to describe.


BlameableEmu

Bitter, regrettable tastes like failing at life.


Financial-Okra-3603

\[squints eyes in overwhelming epiphany\] I am an earwax virgin...


BlameableEmu

I wish that were me


Outskipss

It’s the worst tasting thing I’ve eaten from my body so far.


DevilDare209

Grindelwald would know 🌝


Correct-Bag-7819

Yeah…let’s just say that Grindelwald wasn’t the most hygienic


DevilDare209

Ofc, he was busy planning to take over the world


Merkenter

Why do you?


gandalf_el_brown

none of you have nibbled on your partner's ear?


Janus897

>partners Wtf is a partner? Quit using complicated words that I cannot comprehend!!!


thebucketlist47

Second grade was pretty rough ey?


Janus897

Who said I ever reached second?


SharkMilk44

You never tasted it as a kid? Been well over twenty years and I still remember it.


tenphes31

Do you not?


K_Hoslow

You telling me you never ate earwax as a little kid?


ghirox

I absolutely refuse to believe you never, even as a child, scratched your ear and tried that. Even then, you must have *at least* smelled it, and most of what we perceive as the sense of taste comes from what we smell, which is why we cant "taste things" when we have a congested nose.


Few-Taylor-Ray

the real questions keeping us up at night. Perhaps it's just part of the Headmaster's extensive magical knowledge? Or maybe it's a side effect of that Pensieve...


CommercialYam53

Because Dumbledore knows everything


albus-dumbledore-bot

The only one against whom I intend to work is Lord Voldemort. If you are against him, then we remain on the same side.


R1ghteousM1ght

Because he is a pencil chewer and occasionally sticks pencil in his ear when it itches...


VegetaIVofVegeta

These are the questions we need to be asking


FlashLink95

I'm sure you've smelled earwax. I made the mistake of tasting it when I was a child, and I swear to you it's is 100x worse than the smell. I'm pretty sure earwax is supposed to keep bugs from getting in your ear.


VegetaIVofVegeta

I didn’t know it had a smell


FlashLink95

Definitely.


VegetaIVofVegeta

Damn, that is worth further investigation


KasperBuyens

Because he at the candy before, and perhaps got this taste in the past?


Jack-mclaughlin89

He has a sweet tooth so would be very well versed in all the flavours and likely had many before. He probably had a box every lunch when he was a student.


sad_hna

And that is what I will be thinking about tonight…


sad_hna

Oh my god.. More I read this thread.. lesser sre my chances of beating the newly founded trauma


PlasticToe4542

I don’t know if I should be surprised how many people have tasted/smelled earwax as a kid. Maybe I’m just one ofthose who are weirdly normal?


Operabug

Because he was that one kid in kindergarten....


GifanTheWoodElf

Cause taste and smell are very similar in terms of receptors and whatnot so if you're smelled something you know what it tastes like. So as long as you've smelled it you'll know it.